Sunday, February 20, 2011

HIPSTER RUNOFF

HIPSTER RUNOFF

Some alt NBA player spotted canoodling with the Arcade Fire's Regine Chassagne

Posted: 20 Feb 2011 04:45 PM PST

Link: http://www.nba.com/spurs/features/110217_coachb_music.html

matt bonner arcade fire
Matt Bonner is an alt indie NBA player who recently did some impression of Nappy Dynamite [link]. Anyways, he has some indie music/sandwich hunting blog, and he wanted 2 brag abt how indie he is, and how he is boys with the Arcade Fire.

He did some interview with Win Butler abt basketball/the NBA. Win seemed like his usual 'standoff-ish' / 'I'm too good for this interview' self, but probably was intimidated by the NBA player so he said 'okay' instead of talking 2 some blogjournalist.

Coach "B": Who was your favorite team growing up and who was your favorite player?

Win: I grew up in Houston Texas during the 1990's, so Hakeem was my player and the Rockets were my team. Hakeem going off on David Robinson the night David was awarded the MVP might have to be the best individual performance I have ever seen.

Not chill bro. Hakeem came to America and made it his country. U left our beautiful country. Shame on u. U'd be nothing without Hakeem the Dream and the Suburbs of Houston.
hakeem the dream win butler

Win continued 2 share his totally 'wrong ass' NBA analysis.

Coach "B": Who is currently your favorite player?
Win: It is such a great time for point guards, but I would have to say Chris Paul and Rondo...there is nothing more fun to watch then a great point guard running a team the way it is meant to be run.

Weak, bro. Rondo doesn't have a jump shot and Chris Paul only has 1 leg... Shoulda gone with Derrick Rose [via Derrick Brose].

In addition, he claims he never listens 2 his own music.

Coach "B": Which Arcade Fire song is best to get pumped up before a game?

Win: Believe it or not I don't listen to my own music...I usually listen to The Clash on the way to a game.

Cmon bro... U have the #1 album of the year. Ur allowed to strip naked, put on ur album, and make love 2 whoever u want (Regine or some1 else). Ur a rock star... Own it bro. Personally, I'd listen 2 'Neighborhood #69.'

Do u think u could take down Win in basketball?
Will yall be on my team for 3-on-3 vs Win Butler, Will Butler, and the Ginger Bro?
arcade fire basketball
How do u think Win Butler feels abt the Yao Ming era of the Houston Rockets?
Do u think Win Butler is 'good at basketball' or could u take him off his game if u 'played physical'? [via Dirk Nowitzki]
Does Matt Bonner seem like a chill indie bro?
Do yall <3 "Win the Butt"-ler?
Does Matt Bonner seem 'dangerously close' 2 Regine?

Do u think Regine is chill with Win going to ball with his bros, or does she harsh the vibe and make him feel guilty 4 'being so American'?

Alice Glass crowdsurfs despite broken ankle, has shirt ripped off, reveals bra

Posted: 20 Feb 2011 04:25 PM PST

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Alice Glass recently broke her ankle, but that hasn't stopped her from continuing to perform like 'the hoss' that she is. In this video, you see Alice 'going in2 the crowd', and all the fans are trying to reach out and touch her, not only because she is an indie goddess, but also because she has a firm, perfect alt bod.

She leaps over the barrier, and surfs in2 the crowd, fans pulling and pushing her around, completely effed up by the bleep bloops and flashing lights of the Crystal Castles live experience. Then some bros start to pull off her sexie bellie shirt. Alice's sexy sports bra is exposed.

Really wish I coulda been there...
I wish that I could have touched Alice...
I wish I could have ripped off her "D.A.R.E." t-shirt and kept it as the ultimate Crystal Castles souvenir and then the other bro in the band come 2 kick my ass, but then i woulda been like "Listen bro. Ur music is hard. Alice is hard. She knew this was a risk. Most female don't crowdsurf for a reason. Safety reasons. Don't kill the vibe. If u want Alice to stay on stage, you work that out with her, but maybe if she did, it would be taking away part of what makes Crystal Castles so special. Peace out bro."

Does Alice need 2 be safer?
R u worried abt her ankle?
Have u experienced Alice Glass 'in the flesh'?
Have u ever ran in2 Alice Glass at Taco Bell and she was trying 2 crowdsurf over the counter 2 ask for more hot sauce?
Have u ever been 2 an indie concert, and felt like u were part of something special, and u treated the band like they were some sort of alt deity?
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Name that Alt Celeb Look-a-like [LOFI LEGEND EDITION]

Posted: 20 Feb 2011 03:15 PM PST

Name that alternative celebrity lookalike is a fun game that HIPSTER RUNOFF used 2 play/chill. In an effort 2 'get back 2 his roots' after the now defunct HIPSTER RUNOFF Classic View, Carles couldn't help but notice this person's uncanny resemblance 2 a famous alt person....

Photo by Last Nights Party


I couldn't help but notice... This broad looks a lot like a really famous alternative celebrity who is one of the most important alternative celebrities/indie artists of our current day.

Here are some hints....

-He's the #1 lofi artist of all time.
-He currently resides in Southern California...
-He is known 4 his zany fashion sense
-she's a slutwaver
-He is a 'darling' of the critical community
-baby, she was born this way...
-He is known to be great friends with Dave Portner and Noah Lennox
-Some say his on stage antics can get... a little... bit... crazy...
-She plays an instrument in Best Coast
-He loves wearing women's blouses and clothes

Do yall know who she looks like?...I just can't put my finger on it.... Hmmm... Right on the top of my tongue... What's his/her name again?
The winner of this challenge will receive and HRO PRIZE PACK.