HIPSTER RUNOFF |
- The iPad DJ broad returns, brags abt her life, has 'totally alt' pink streak in her hair
- Levi's designs new skinny jeans called "ex-girlfriend jeans"
- Some 'effing hipster' performance artist eats her own poop in order 2 try to be alt
- Guitar Hero taken off the market cuz no1 buys it any more
- UNCOVERED: James Blake's hit song rips off pre-existing song. Should we hold it against him?
- Double D8 With my Bro: Grindfest 2k11--Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Bros Now
The iPad DJ broad returns, brags abt her life, has 'totally alt' pink streak in her hair Posted: 10 Feb 2011 03:38 PM PST Remember the iPad DJ? [link] Her name is Rana Sobhany, and her gimmick is 'getting covered by tech blogs' because she is a woman who pretends to DJ from the iPad. Anyways, she has a new video where she keeps repeating herself abt how she is inspired Anyways, some tech blogger dude basically oggles at her goodies during the interview, and probably asked her out on a date afterwards. "We share the same passions. Technology. Apps. Pads. Social Media. And streaks of a bright colour in our hair." Here is the crap she brags abt in the video:
"Blah Blah Blah Read my new book called Mobilize! It is abt apps" Just gonna re-embed her music video so yall remember why 2 h8 her. Should I book the iPad DJ at my relevant SXSW partie? |
Levi's designs new skinny jeans called "ex-girlfriend jeans" Posted: 10 Feb 2011 01:28 PM PST
Are yall gonna buy these skinny jeans, or are they too skinny?
R u gonna buy these jeans, or do u still just wear Gap Khaki's [via the 1990s]? What happens if ur GF is actually a mom? [via mom jeans]? What happens if ur dating a transvestite-wave human who is transitioning from female to male and she wears big baggy jeans to look like a ghetto dude? Do yall remember the 'slept over at my BF's house big shirt'? [link] |
Some 'effing hipster' performance artist eats her own poop in order 2 try to be alt Posted: 10 Feb 2011 10:39 AM PST I'll never forget the time some female performance artist 'went viral' for varting/squirting spaghettios out of her vagina [link]. Now it seems like some new 'totally alt performance artist' has attempted to one-up her by snacking on her own poo. I am not sure if this even takes place at a formal gallery, or if it is just one of those think pieces that is seem 'live' in public where you don't even know what you're watching. Like a 1 person flash mob or something. It appears to seem as if like this alt hipster woman continues to poop directly into her hand. She brings her hand to her face with bite sized pieces of turds and enjoys one turd after the other. A blipster family next to her is laughing their asses off, but they are 'having their reality challenged' by this progressive performance artist who wants them to think, "What if humans ate something that their own body produced?" I am rlly worried that Poo_Alts are gonna 'be big' in 2k12. It must be part of some new organic/vegan post-Whole Foods Movement. Every1 is trying to prove that they eat food that 'comes from the Earth.' |
Guitar Hero taken off the market cuz no1 buys it any more Posted: 10 Feb 2011 06:53 AM PST
Anyways, Guitar Hero is 'dead' (until they decide to re-release it with a redesigned controller that every1 has to buy all over again).
Does this news make u sad? Miss u DJ Hero [via silent flops] Don't worry, yall. Rock Band is totally 'in the shitter' too.
Gonna miss u music genre... CARLES'S TOP 8 LAMESTREAM ROCK BAND + GUITAR HERO MOMENTS OF HIS LIFE10. Chillin with kewl video game bros who look like they are in alt rock bands. 9. The time I played against Tony Romo 8. The time my mom played Guitar Hero and I drank a Diet Dr Pepper 7. The time I invited ever1 over 2 partie, and played guitar hero and made every1 watch me for 5 hours, and when any1 else tried to play, I just kicked their ass and made it un-fun 6. The time my little brother 'kicked my ass' at Rock Band, but then we bonded for the first time in years and beat the game together 5. The time I took my Rock Band to my grandparents' retirement community to help fight Alzheimer's 4. The time South Park 'parodied' Guitar Hero 4 being dumb and it was really funnie but then I still kept playing it anyways cuz I partied with my bffs 3. The Time I beat Accordion Hero 2. The time I played a classic Southern Rock song on guitar hero and 'thought I was actually playing' the song and visualized myself on tour with the band and banging bitches 1. The time I was me and I was a bad ass and I crushed it while playing Guitar Hero and Rock Band at the same time. What are yalls fave guitar hero moments? |
UNCOVERED: James Blake's hit song rips off pre-existing song. Should we hold it against him? Posted: 10 Feb 2011 06:06 AM PST James Blake has a hit song called "The Wilhelm Scream." He recently received a 9.0 from the popular music website Pitchfork Media [link], and he is widely known as 'The Prince of Dubstep.' However, it seems like there is a blemish on his 9.0 trophy after he admitted that he 'ripped off' the song from a song called "Where to Turn" by James Litherland. I wonder if James Litherland has a Google Alert setup for James Blake's name, and is waiting to drop a 'big ass lawsuit' after his first week album sales numbers come back.
Can u hear the direct similarities? Did James Blake 'straight up jack' this song? "I would expect this kind of ripping off from a chillwaver, but not from some1 getting so much high level buzz." Does James Blake only make sample based music? Is it time to 'rethink' the James Blake buzzwagon? |
Double D8 With my Bro: Grindfest 2k11--Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Bros Now Posted: 09 Feb 2011 07:46 PM PST Photo via Brooklyn Vegan
"Yeah, me and Randy will be by to pick you guys up at 7." "Randy bro...U think we'll get lucky 2nite?" So there we were and Randy was right... And we Eiffel Towered the fuck out of our bitches It was a good nite for me and Randbro... |
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