Saturday, February 5, 2011

HIPSTER RUNOFF

HIPSTER RUNOFF

Girl Talk is totally pumped abt the Super Bowl bc he is a bro-streamer

Posted: 05 Feb 2011 09:46 AM PST

Girl Talk Steelers jacket
Whaddup bitches & bros! It's your #1 Bro Gregg Gillis aka DJ Girl Talk. Yeah, u see me gettin my swaaaag on in my Steelers jacket. Hell yeah. I just paid $4k for a ticket to hit up the Super Bowl in Dallas, and you better effing believe I will be twitpic-ing the shit out of my experience. Super Bowl is gonna crush it. Shit means so much to the city of Pittsburgh. Me + Big Ben Roethlisberger are basically the most famous Pittsburghians, so we have a special connection. Gonna be rooting my boi on.

You want an effing prediction? I can guarantee you that the Steelers are going to win this shit, and they will COVER the spread by 10-20 points. Shit is gonna be no contest. I've played gigs in Wisconsin, and trust me, those dudes don't know how to bring it. GO STEEL!

As you know, I am an athlete. I wear basketball shoes, and I claim that my feet bleed at the end of shows because I dance so hard. I know what it takes to be a champion, since many call me the #1 DJ in the world right now. I can tell you that I have watched the playoffs this year, and we look GOOD. Dudes are so fast and strong. Yeah. Dudes are gonna tackle the other quarterback and score SICK touchdowns. Needless to say, the Steelers are peaking at the right time.

FUCK YEAH STEELERS!

Anyways, I'm just saying... Do not bet against Big Ben. Dude knows how to bring it, both on and off the field. I know he got in trouble for partying 2 hard, but at the end of the day, say what you will about Big Ben on the field, but Ben is a true bro, and you can't stop the bro. Check him out crushing it
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I took this pic. Me and Ben were so smashed then we spit roasted an entry level Pittsburgh fan who thinks we are 'Gods'.

Go Steelers. Dude can escape any rush. Look for him to create mad plays out of the pocket, just like he's playing Madden or some shit.

Here's a picture of Ben at one of my recent concerts. I grabbed the mic and yelled "GOOOO STEEEEEELERS. BIG BENNN IN THE HOUSE" and the crowd LOST THEIR SHIT (even though it was on a college campus somewhere in Ohio).

If the Pack really wanted to win, they never should have traded Brett Favre. Dude knows how to party almost as hard as Ben. Dude runs mad game, sends out sick cock pix.

Listen, I know I am biased. I am from Pittsburgh, AND I party hard with my bro Ben Goeslingburgers, but at the end of the day, the Steelers have the heart and the power of the bro to win.

Make us proud, Steelers.
I gotta go play a frat party now, but luckily they have a SICK bro setup and a ROWDY ass 150 inch HD tv and I'm gonna vibe out and watch some ESPN. I'll see you at the bowl. Gonna get blazed and watch the big screen.

Broin' out,
Greg "Fuckin Girl Talk" Gillis

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Who is gonna win the Super Bowl?
Does Gregg need to chill out on being such a bro?
Do the Steelers have the offensive line 2 stop the Packers defense?
Are Tom Brady and Peyton Manning overrated?
Is Ben Roethlisburger a 'terrible human being'?
Who will burn in hell 4evr: Michael Vick or Ben Goeslingburger?
Is Gregg Gillis 'a total mainstreamer' or a 'bro-streamer'?