I just saw this picture of "Patrick Schwarzenegger", who is apparently the son of Arnold Schwarzenegger. You might know his dad from the popular films Twins, Predator 2: Lost in New York, Erasure, and as Mr. Freeze in "Batman and Robin," which many consider 2 be his best role.
Anyways, I was looking at Arnold's son Patrick, and I couldn't help but ask, "is he an effing hipster or what? Analysis: Northface tech vest: Way too Bro Skinny Jeans: Kinda Alt Rambo boots: Probably some sort of mainstream Austrian skull crushing boots Muscles: Bro Kennedy bloodline: kinda maltstream
Verdict: Just another California Style Bro who is kinda alt, but just a streamer.
I guess A
Do u wish Arnold was ur dad? Do u think his dad 'forces him' 2 work out? If ur dad was rich, would u be alt or a bro-streamer? Did Mr. Freeze invent chillwave? What is Arnold's best role? R u glad he is finally 'a regular citizen' instead of being governor so now he can make movies about shit blowing up and fighting bad guys? Which mainstream celeb has the most authentic alternative spawn?
I just saw that WAVVES launched 2 new 'merch lines.' This is his new baseball cap street wear thingy hat.
Nathan wanted to do a really traditional Starter-style snapback with that traditional script. This was right around the time we started actually working with Starter, and well it just seemed like a perfect lil’ project to undertake with one of our favorite bands.We of course subverted shit a bit by including a pot leaf on the side of the cap because, well, we all love pot.
We get it, bro. U smoke dank. Cmon. Get a new gimmick. Aliens. Dank. Cats. Mix in some monsters/cocaine/dogs.
Also saw that he launched a 'rolling papers' line. I don't know if he legitimately had these manufactured, or if it is just some product packaging that a designer bro designed with some zigzags stuck in there. I wonder when WAVVES is finally going to go 2 jail after being caught with several bricks of dank.
Are yall gonna stay 'brand loyal' 2 zigzags? I don't know if I'm gonna buy this crap because I bought a WAVVES weed grinder [link] and it broke after like a day. Are these new WAVVES products going to make him 'mad rich'? Should he stop making MP3s and keep making zany products? Is WAVVES a 'good musician' or are u kinda ovr him? Will Bethany 'dump his ass' after she starts dating a mainstream male celeb who just wants a chill broad who loves dank? Will Starter Jackets 'come back' as a kewl vintage retro trend? [via gang violence] Is San Diego 'ashamed' 2 be the home of WAVVES? Is WAVVES just releasing all of these products bc of his Best Coast inferiority complex?
I was recently checking out my email account, browsing thru emails, and I couldn't help but notice an old social network had emailed me. Usually my bros at twitter and facebook email me, but I hadn't heard from myspace lately. After so many fake spam accounts friended me for like 2 years straight, had to turn off all notifications bc I couldn't figure out to deactivate my account. Anyways, Myspace emailed me, begging me to come back, and they apparently emailed every1 who hasn't logged in2 Myspace got this email.
Here is the sad email from myspace.
We've missed you at MySpace lately. Plain and simple, we think you should come back. The new MySpace provides the best social entertainment experience on Earth. For serious. You can now follow your favorite topics in music, movies, celebs and TV and get instant updates from around the web. The new Myspace gives you custom recommendations so you can discover more of what you love and connect with new like-minded friends.
For serious? Cmon Myspaces.... yall will never change [via the SPAM aesthetic]
Do u believe them? Has Myspace 'changed'? Is Myspace 'ovr'? Do u feel sad 2 think that ppl still use myspace? R u gonna go back 2 myspace? Is Tom 'rich off his ass'? Do u think 1 day Zuckerberg is gonna send out a sad email begging u 2 get back on Facebook? Will Jeff Twitter send u a direct message 2 get ur ass back on twitter? Have yall checked out the new Myspace? Is Myspace gonna 'bounce back' and replace Facebook?
I am not sure who Alexander Wang is, because I don't really follow fashion. Sometimes I'll watch Project Runway, so maybe that makes me cultured + in touch with modern trends in the fashion industry. Anyways, popular mainstream / alt DJ Diplo was hired by some fashion designer 2 'be a model.' I don't know if he is supposed to look like an 'indie hunk' or what. Seems to just be chillin in a white tshirt or something. Making his usual sillie Diplo faces. I don't know 'what makes a good DJ', but if I had to guess, it would be 'maintaining a crazie twitter account that makes lamestreamers LOL.'
The DJ, producer, and MIA ex-boyfriend added spokesmodel to his resume with a series of Blackberry ads last year, but now he's moving even further in the professionally-handsome direction by starring in a new campaign for T by Alexander Wang alongside up-and-comer Ashley Smith.
Do yall know who Alexander's Wang is? Would u 'totally bang' Diplo? Will this fashion line 'tank' because of Diplo's modeling? Does he look like a 'male model' or should he get buffer and show more peen? Will this help Diplo's career? Does Diplo look 'hot'? Is Alexander Wang the most influential twink in the world?
Should Diplo model 4 Abercrombies and Fitches? Is Diplo a 'killer DJ' or is DJing just abt 'building a brand'? Do u think his brand would be more valuable if he wore a sillie mask? [via the Deadmauses] Do yall know if 'Diplo' is Diplo's real name, like his parents named him 'Diplo' or what?
