Wednesday, January 26, 2011

HIPSTER RUNOFF

HIPSTER RUNOFF

Kicked out member of the XX is 'still bitter', calls Oliver Sim a 'liar'

Posted: 26 Jan 2011 05:00 PM PST

Link: http://twitter.com/#!/bariaq/status/25893136723087360


For those of yall who weren't around during the rise of the hit 2k9 buzzband The xx, there was a member named Baria Qureshi who 'played the bass' but she was kicked out and now the XX only has 3 members. These 3 members (Oliver Sim, Romy Croft and Jamie xx) have reached great heights of mainstream Euro album sales riches + alternative fame + critical relevancy. No1 really knows what happened 2 Baria. (IF YOU KNOW, PLEASE CALL 909-BROSKI2 WITH THE HOT RUMOR). The band claims that she 'left the group', but no1 really knows the entire story.

It seems like recently, the '4th wheel' of the xx went on a twitter rampage, finally responding to the accusations that the band (specifically Oliver Sim) invited her to the Mercury Prize ceremony [link]. She calls Oliver an 'effing liar' and basically says that he can burn in hell.

In addition, she claims that she did a lot of the work on the XX's self-titled album.

Do yall miss Baria?
Who do u think does the most work for the XX?
Was it a 'team effort' or was Baria just an 'extra member'?
Did they 'trim the fat' by kicking her out?
Does n e1 know if Baria 'left the band' or was she 'kicked out'?

Would the xx 'be better' if they hadn't kicked out Baria?
Is Oliver Sim a 'liar'?
What is the real story behind this INDIE MYSTERY?
Can some1 plz give me Baria's contact info so I can get the 'inside scoop' and know what it feels like 2 live life being 'this close' to being part of a relevant buzzband?
Is Baria 'living off' her share of album sales $$$$?
Should Baria 'shut her mouth' and be happy for the band, or does she have the right 2 be bitter?
Have yall ever been at an XX show and seen the ghost of Baria Qureshi standing on stage? (This has happened to me 3 times.)

EXCLUSIVE SCOOP: Best Coast spotted 'cheating' on Snacks with another cat

Posted: 26 Jan 2011 02:49 PM PST

Link: http://bestycoasty.blogspot.com/2011/01/crazy-for-you-photos.html


Hi
Do u know who I am?
Do u know what I can do for the career of a cat?
I can make u a star.
I'm Bethany Cosentino

I used 2 have a cat named Snacks
but then I went on the road
Things changed
Power struggle
Snacks thinks that he 'made me'
I know that I 'made Snacks'

Now I realize that Snacks has no talent
Snacks is an effing has been
U have more talent in ur paw
than Snacks has in his entire body

I look in2 ur eyes
and I see some1 special
Some1 who can be even more buzzworthy than Snacks
some1 who inspires me
brings positive vibes 2 my life
Doesn't 'talk shit abt me' 2 blogs
Respects the innercircle

I really like u
I wanna be with u
I want u 2 be my cat
I want u 2 be the official mascot of my next album cycle

U make me smile
U make me happy
U make me want 2 be a better cat lady.

**********
R u on #TeamSnacks or #TemBethany?
Is Bethany a 'damn cheater'?
Would Best Coast be anywhere without Snacks?
What came first: The Snacks of the Besty?
Does n e 1 know the name + background of this 'mystery cat'?

PREVIOUSLY:http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/altreport/2011/01/did-best-coast-abandon-snacks-her-new-cat-infested-music-video.html

Are "bath salts" the new relevant alt drug?

Posted: 26 Jan 2011 12:10 PM PST

Link: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2011/01/22/AR2011012203854.html


From what I understand, there is a new drug on the streets, making ppls lives' worse, killing people, and driving people so see even 'crazier hallucinations' than LSD. The drug has the opportunity to 'tear thru communities' even faster than the popular poor person drug "meth."

Here is the sweet, shocking 'sensational' intro that tells the story of a dudebro cutting his own face off.

When Neil Brown got high on bath salts, he took his skinning knife and slit his face and stomach repeatedly. Brown survived, but authorities say others haven't been so lucky after snorting, injecting or smoking powders with such innocuous-sounding names as Ivory Snow, Red Dove and Vanilla Sky.

Seems like a hardcore drug where u just wanna cut ur face off and make a mask for one of ur bros. Nothing wrong with 'getting creative' and trying 2 reenact the hit movie "Face/Off" starring Jonny Travolta and Nick Cage.

So what exactly is in 'bath salts' and what are some sweet ass street names 4 'bath salts' so I know what 2 ask 4 when I go 2 my dealer?

From the Deep South to California, emergency calls are being reported over exposure to the stimulants the powders often contain: mephedrone and methylenedioxypyrovalerone, also known as MDPV.

Sold under such names as Ivory Wave, Bliss, White Lightning and Hurricane Charlie, the chemicals can cause hallucinations, paranoia, a rapid heart rate and suicidal thoughts, authorities say. In addition to bath salts, the chemicals can be found in plant foods that are sold legally at convenience stores and on the Internet. However, they aren't necessarily being used for the purposes on the label.

Rlly want to ride the Ivory Waves
Live in Bliss.
Be struck by white lighting
go on a date with Hurricane Charlie.
Most importantly, I want 2 get some sweet products at
the Bed Bath and Beyond clearance sale.

It really seems like it is a 'fun, legal time' if ur a drug user. I guess the only downside is that you have to scavenge for the ingredients if ur dealer

The drugs cause "intense cravings," he said. "They'll binge on it three or four days before they show up in an ER. Even though it's a horrible trip, they want to do it again and again."

A small packet of the chemicals typically costs as little as $20.

Seems like a pretty cheap investment, like ur dollar will 'go a long way' instead of just 'buying some dank' and watching TBS for 2 hours then falling asleep.

"Have yall ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?" - Heath Ledger, The Joker

"We had a deputy injured a week ago. They were fighting with a guy who thought they were two devils. That's what makes this drug so dangerous," he said.

"The greatest punk'd the devil [via Ashton Kutcher] ever punk'd-ed, was convincing the world that he doesn't exist." -Kaiser Broze, The Usual Suspects

Have yall ever done Bath Salts?
Does ur mom use bath salts every weekend when she 'unwinds' in the tub?
Are bath salts just another 'poor person drug' that meth addicts can use?
What's the craziest hallucination that u've ever had, and what drug did u use 2 achieve it?
Can bath salts become the next 'Four Loko' if enough ppl have bad trips, and potentially produce 'viral video content' / 'oddly enough' stories / local news trend pieces?
Can chillwaves be enhances with a lil bit of bath salts?
Have u ever fought with the Devil?
Did the Devil make bath salts so that humans would have the ability 2 see his power & beauty?
Is 'God' the only way to successfully quit drugs?
Did u get a %20 off coupon 2 Bed Bath & Beyond that never expires?

Twin Shadow crowdsurfs, fans try to grab his peen

Posted: 26 Jan 2011 08:02 AM PST

Photo by http://isawyouinmydream.blogspot.com/2011/01/twin-shadow-at-motr-pub-cincinnati.html


Twin Shadbro
One of 2k10's only relevant 'new' buzzbands
Going on a meaningful tour across the United States
Trying to extend his brand
Let fans know abt his mp3s [via a live setting]

The fans have responded
Giving George Lewis Jr a 'hero's welcome'
A savior of 2k10
Carrying him
above the crowd

Surfing on positive vibes
Crowd surfing on chillwaves
Letting the 'common man' have the chance 2 touch his skin
Attempting to feel his 'bulge'
have the chance to hold the peen of a relevant human
for just 1 second

Some say that relevant mp3s are like a 'mating call'
and alternative human beings crave the loin of a relevant male
looking 2 birth his child
let him plant his seed, in hopes of creating a new buzzworthy spawn

U did it, Twin Shadow
U did it.

Have u ever seen a buzzband 'live'?
Did the buzzband 'crowdsurf'?
Does 'crowdsurfing' make an experience more meaningful, like the buzzband approves of ur crowd?
Do u think it is 'safer' for men 2 crowdsurf than it is for women 2 crowdsurf?
Should Twin Shadbro start wearing a 'protective cup'/jockstrap on stage?

Are jockstraps/cups 'effective' or do they limit movement 2 much?

Does Chaz look totally keut in the new Toro Y Moi video?

Posted: 26 Jan 2011 07:32 AM PST

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Toro Y Moi has a new video for the hit 2k11 mp3 "Still Sound", and it seems like the standard 'we got a vintage camera and filmed me + my bros dicking around down', except nothing really happens, and there are some theoretical 'beautiful shots' [via the simplicity of suburban sprawl]. Whenever me + my bros would just 'kill time', we'd end up murdering some1, then we'd have 2 decide where 2 dispose of the body, so I can't really relate 2 this video.

Anyways, it seems like Chaz Brondick is really trying 2 establish himself as one of the premiere faces/brands in indie music. I know most girls have Win Butler fantasies just because they resent Regine so much, but it seems like Chaz might be the '#1 indie hunk of 2k11.'

I sorta wish I lived in the part of suburbia that Chaz lives in. He seems pretty upper / upper-middle class. I feel like my neighborhood doesn't even have a 'vintage' suburban feel, just sorta a crappy neighborhood that a lot of drug dealers have started moving in2.

Will "Underneath the Pine" 'save' 2k11?
Has Underneath 'leaked' yet?
Is Chaz 'totally hot'?
Should he start working out 2 'get swole'?
Do u ever wish u could share a bromance with an indie star?
Who will be the 'most desirable man' of 2k11?

NSFW: Unknown Slutwave Lolita films free webcam sex show as her latest music video

Posted: 25 Jan 2011 07:00 PM PST


In our modern, interactive, social networking world, we have seen the world of pornography go from producing static jpg content, to video content, and now we are in the era of the interactive pornographic sexual experience with a random webcam girl who is trying to make her living 'shoving toys in her vagina + butt' instead of applying at her local strip club 2 grind her vagine on men [via lap dances]. This LIVE pornographic experience has been the only innovation that has saved the porn industry from the youtubization of their content.

Have yall ever used a porn webcam service? Does it help 'get u off' more than traditional pornography?

It seems like Bunny Holiday's latest music video entitled "Tender Young Flesh" features her in some sort of simulated sex video chat room. She is chatting with hornball bros, waiting to 'go into a private video chat' with them. She shows off her sexie body, tempting u. U can't help but sit around waiting for her 2 reveal more of her goodies.

Does Bunny Holiday 'look better than evr'?
R u glad that we 'solved' the mystery behind the Unknown Slutwave Lolita?
Is Bunny ur favourite alt slutwaver?

Oh Bunny...

I wanna webcam with u
watch u violate urself
Stick miscellaneous objects in miscellaneous holes in ur body
Help u make a living
Just by riding slutwaves
on the internet

Do u <3 Bunny Holiday?
Would u pay upwards of $10 to see a 'webcam show' with Bunny Holiday?
Do u <3 Bunny Holiday's music, or is she 'only about image [via body]'?
Is 'pleasuring urself' while watching webcam girls 'dark', or 'good, clean, safe sexual fun'?
Is this video conceptually fulfilling, or just standard 'modern shock art that provides generic commentary on life in the modern world'?
Do u know any1 who 'webcams' for money?
Are you more into 'getting naked on Chat roulette' 4 strangers 4 free?
Who do u 'respect' more: strippers or webcam girls?

"shhh. gnite yall."

Episode 5 - Blogxistentialism: Why Do Blogs Blog?

Posted: 25 Jan 2011 05:30 PM PST

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Carles explores blogxistentialism. Why do blogs keep blogging? Why do humans start blogs? Why does HIPSTER RUNOFF even exist, and what do u even want from blogs? Are blogs dying?