Sunday, January 23, 2011

HIPSTER RUNOFF

HIPSTER RUNOFF

Natalie Portman stars in an indie comedy with Ashton Kutcher

Posted: 23 Jan 2011 03:10 PM PST


Natalie Portman is an indie female star who is pregnant and is trying 2 get indie cred by starring in tons of indie films. For some reason, she tried 2 get even more indie by starring in an indie romantic comedy with indie star Ashton Kutcher. It seems like they have a series of indie diy friends and just do indie stuff, act like 20somethings in coffee shops, and try 2 find meaning in their lives'. They just hang out with friends, and try to find love in all of the wrong places, trying 2 grow as humans, and grow 2gether with another human, but there are tons of comical follies along the way.

Do u think Natalie Portman might get a 'best actress nomination' 4 this hit indie film?
Do u think this will be more successful than he portrayal of 'A Black Swan'?
Do u think that Ashton Kutcher will gain more indie cred in this indie film?

Will 'the ethnic girl' from the Office ever get to 'carry her own film' or is the ceiling of her career being a 'wing woman' in a mainstream romantic comedy?

Can 2 ppl ever just have sex with 'no strings attached'?
Do u have a group of 'girl friendz' / 'boy friendz' who totally remind u of the innercircle of a romantic comedy 'group of friends'?
Did Natalie Portman only make this movie 2 fund her upcoming baby?
Do u think this mainstream romcom will hurt Nat Portman's indie cred?
Will Natalie Portman ever 'top' her performance in 'Garden State II: The Braffy Strikes Back'?
Do u think Ashton Kutcher had more fun banging Natie Portie than he does banging his own 'old ass' wife? [via Demi Moore]

Do u think Ashton Kutcher's 'twitter follower count' can help a movie be successful, or will every movie he is in 'totally suck'?
Are rom coms 'art', or just a 'disgrace' 2 filmmaking?

Michael Cera tries 2 revive his career by making a viral video with Tony Danza

Posted: 23 Jan 2011 10:23 AM PST

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Michael Cera is an alternative actor and member of the buzzband Mister Heavenly. After Scott Pilgrim Vs the World tanked [link], he has been search 4 gimmicks 2 'make him relevant again.' Joining Sister Hazel buzzband or whatever was 1 of them. Now this Viral Video with Tony Danza might help him prove 2 studio execs that he can 'carry a feature film/carry a buzband to a 10.0.'

I am not sure what happens in this 'viral video.' I think it is just they typical 'hyper reality' 'celebrities parodying their public perception' 'something zany happens' gimmick. Really don't think this is gonna help Mikey Cera's career. Probably 'the opposite.' I don't even think Tony Danza has that much 'ironic comedy' appeal any more. Shoulda gone for Corey Haim's corpse or something [via Weekend at Bernie's].

Does Tony Danza look 'pissed' that he agreed 2 film a 'viral web short' bc his agent said it would help him 2 'get back in the spotlight' with 'young ppl'?

Is Michael Cera a 'great, young American actor' or can he 'only play himself'?
Was Michael Cera 'made 4' viral videos, but not 'real movies'?
Has Michael Cera's career 'hit rock botom'?
Will Tony Danza ever recover after his syndicated daytime talk show was cancelled?
When God judges both Tony Danza & Michael Cera, who will he let in2 heaven 4 having a better career?
Are [FUNNY OR DIE EXCLUSIVES] funnie or just forced memes that try 2 exploit celebrity in order 2 'go viral'?

Steve Aoki forces fans 2 deep throat a bottle of champagne

Posted: 23 Jan 2011 10:05 AM PST

Photos by the cobrasnake


Champagne any1? I am bringing the effing party 2nite.

Aww yea. That shit feels good on ur skin, doesn't it?

Don't let it run down ur face. Swallow it. Don't waste it.

U effing like it, don't you? Yeaaah. That's the money shot. Ur property of the mother effing bang bus.

Cmon bb. Deep throat me.

Blerg. Bud Light. AZN couple

Do u wish u could go 2 a Steve Aoki concert @ get vodka / Grey Goose poured in ur mouf?
Did Steve 'pwn' these fans?
Did he 'violate' these women or is he 'just trying 2 have a good time'?
Do u think the fans were hoping 4 Grey Goose?
Has Steve Braoki 'gone 2 far' & violated his fans?
Have u ever been 2 a Steve Aoki show? What type of alcohol did he make ppl swallow/deep throat?