Katy Perry visited the headquarters of Facebook, the popular social networking website on the internet. As u can see, Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook CEO 'abused' his billionaire status and position of power 2 lure Katy Perry 2 FBHQ. I know tons of web tech companies have 'workout' and 'cafeteria' facilities on their business campuses, but Techcrunch/ValleyWag cannot confirm that Facebook has a 'sex dungeon' installed.
Do u think Mark Zuckerberg just wanted 2 ride Katy Perry style slutwaves? Do u think he is writing a followup movie after the success of the Social Network? Do u wish u were rich enough 2 bring ur sexy pop icon fantasies 2 life? Do u think his GF was 'pissed' that Katy Perry came down 2 the office, and he looked 'reeallly excited' 2 see her? If u hugged Katy Perry, would she be able 2 feel ur semi/fully erect peen?
"Yes, I'm worth several billion dollars. Who is the dude ur dating now? Russell Brand. Yeah, he's not rlly that rich. Or funny."
"This bro is worth a lot 2. U should have at least married a record executive."
Zuckerbro taking her back 2 the office 2 have a 'closed door meeting.'
Rlly just hope that 1 day I can be rich enough 2 'make ur fantasies come true' [via indecent proposals]?
Is Mark Zuckerberg trying to raise his celeb status by dating a celeb? Is it unfair 2 think that Katy Perry was engaging in sexual favors in exchange 4 money/more FB friends just because she is in the slutwave genre? Why do celebs visit social networking HQ busines campuses? 2 get more friends/followers? Or do make the employees feel like they 'work in a special place' that is way different than the traditional 'stuck in ur cubicle' job? Does Mark Zuckerbro need 2 stop trying so hard 2 be famous? Should Mark Zuck leave his GF 2 try 2 band some Grade A famous A$$?
Ke$ha is a slutwave songstress who specializes in writing songs about partying, banging dudes, and even releasing sexy photos of herself multiple times [cum on her tummie pix] + [getting her pussie eaten out pix]. Apparently Ke$ha's hit slutwave anthem "Tik Tok" was the #1 selling single 'in the world' in 2k10. Does this 'blow u away'? Is Ke$ha the most famous/successful female singer in the world right now?
Ke$ha had the best selling digital single of 2010 with Tik Tok, which sold 12.8 million units globally according to the IFPI’s new Digital Music Report 2011.
COMPLETE LIST OF TOP SELLING SONGS / SINGLES OF 2K10:
1. Ke$ha – Tik Tok (12.8m) 2. Lady Gaga – Bad Romance (9.7m) 3. Eminem ft Rihanna – Love The Way You Lie (9.3m) 4. Lady Gaga ft. Beyonce – Telephone (7.4m) 5. Usher ft Will.i.am – OMG (6.9m) 6. Katy Perry – California Gurls (6.7m) 7. Train – Hey, Soul Sister (6.6m) 8. Justin Bieber – Baby (6.4m) 9. Black Eyed Peas – I Gotta Feeling (6.1m) 10. Paramore – crushcrushcrush (6.1m)
R u surprised at this list? What felt like the #1 song of 2k10 (Based on hearing the song 2 much)"? R u surprised that Train is more popular than Justin Bieber? I feel like Katy Perry + Black Eyed Peas were 'everywhere', but never could really ascertain the full pop/cultural/global appeal of "Tik Tok."
Do u think 'Tik Tok' is the #! slutwave anthem of all time?
Is slutwave ruining the industry? Do u wish Train had won the #1 selling song of the year? Is this John Travolta's most successful 'career comeback' since Pulp Fiction? Does this make Ke$ha the #1 slutwaver in the worl right now? Has Ke$ha reached 'Gaga' / 'U2' / Madonna status? Which slutwaver will have the longest career? Who is the most talented slutwaver?
I have never been able 2 figure out whether or not Matt & Kim are 'both gay', or if they are in a relationship or something. It seems like they made Kim 'doll up' in this music video instead of just looking like a ripped dude. They 'kick one another's ass' in this video, probs cuz they h8 one another deep down, but understand that if they quit their band, they would probably only be able 2 work in a coffee shop or something.
I didn't watch this entire video bc it was boring, but if I had 2 guess, they ended up 'hate fucking' 1 another, which is kinda like 'aggressive breakup sex' except without the 'breaking up' and tons of h8 where you are trying to punish ur partner. After years on the road, existing in cramped quarters, u have to know there is tons of resentment + hate between them. I know they probably just want to be like "This was fun and we did all of our own stunts!" but there is rlly something telling about any 'h8 fuck' music video / pornographic content.
Do yall miss the days when they were happie and had shit-eating grins?
Or do u think the 'hate fuck' vibe is raw and real? Do u <3 or h8 Matt & Kim? Have u ever 'hate fucked' some1? Is 'hate fucking' more intense and aggressive than 'breakup sex'? Are Matt & Kim 'the most successful boy + girl indie duo' in the history of indie? Are Matt & Kims what 'indie is all about'? Do u think She & Him will ever have a 'hate fuck wave' music video? Do all boy + girl duos end up 'hate fucking' or is 'starting a band' something that happens in the afterglow of a hatefucking experience?
I was just searching for some sweet band merch 2 purchase, and found out that Best Coast just 'launched' a new coozie line.' The coozie is branded with her traditional Crazy For You album art, which predominately features Snacks the Cat. In addition, she put Snacks' face on the bottom of the coozie, probably 2 represent how unimportant Snacks is 2 her, and how she just 'uses' him as a mascot.
U have 2 wonder... Is Snacks seeing any money from these sales? The lil bro deserves mad royalties, because at least 80% of the people who buy this are buying it 2 align their brand with Snacks, not with the Best Coast Brand. How should Snacks be compensated 4 his keut image? Should Snacks 'go solo'? Is Beth holding Snacks back? When will Snacks save up enough money 2 buy his own place? Is this coozie a piece of 'progressive band merch'?
If u were a lil tween girl, would u buy these wayfarers? Do u wish u owned a factory in China that made cheap wayfarers that allowed brands 2 put their name on the sunglasses? Should Bethany force every member of her band 2 wear these on stage?
We contacted a law student at a local university who is specializing in animal rights, and this is what he had to say:
Do u remember the dog Lassie? That bitch got paaaaid. He had 2 pull a Macaulay Culkin and divorce his parents, which is what Snacks will have to do if he wants 2 see every dime that they are using him 4. #FreeSnacks. State University Class of 2013! I gotta go study for the_Bar_exam. Laters.
Do animals have rights? Is Bethie holding back Snacks? R u gonna buy 1 of these coozies and put ur cold brewski in it, then put on ur entry level Best Coast wayfarers?
Coachella is a music festival held in Indio, CA, featuring tons of the most relevant mainstream rap acts, indie buzzbands, and mainstream indie buzzbands. But what if I told u that some1 started a new, kewl festival that wasn't 4 indie ppl? What if I told u
Meet Brochella. A music festival by bros 4 bros. Do yall think ur gonna go 2 Brochella or Coachella?
What if I told u DMB, Creed, and Nickelback could headline a sweet ass festival? What if I told u that u got the Insane Clown Posse without having 2 go the Gathering of the Juggalos? What if u got to chill with Adam Levine, Kid Rock, and Howie Day? What if I told u Semisonic would play a 1 song "Closing Time" set? What if I told u that Brooke Hogan rode slutwaves on stage? What if I told u that Eve6 was back2gether? What if I told u that Simple Plan was abt 2 'bring it'? What if I told u that Hawthorne Heights and Fuel were doing a collab on stage? What if I told u that Limp Bizkit was 'back' and better than evr? What if I told u that the dude who died in Drowning Pool was 'back'? What if I told u that Linkin Park's Mike Shinoda was doing a DJ set? What if I told u that Shaquille O'Neal quit the Celtics 2 play Brochella? What if I told u that Clap Your Hands Say Yeah was included on this internet meme bc no1 respects them?
Is this something u might be interested in?
Are they missing some sweet ass bro-wave buzzbands? Does the Coachella lineup 'suck' compared 2 Brochella? R u gonna go 2 sweet ass Coachella or Brochella after parties at relevant pop-up pools? Can Brochella 'survive' in the modern music festival landscape?
