| M.I.A. makes a 'mixtape' 2 try to stay relevant in 2k11 but no1 cares Posted: 02 Jan 2011 04:15 PM PST 
M.I.A. made a mixtape called "Vicki Leekx", which I think is supposed 2 be 'making fun' of the popular new blogspot called Wikileaks. From what I understand, Wikileaks is a 'massive threat' to American society and the safety of every1 around the world, but it is some site created by a post-4chan bro who 'hacked the planet' and is just leaking stuff all over wikipedias.
Anyways, M.I.A. had a 'terrible' 2k10, so she released this mixtape during the 2k10 to 2k11 transition phase because no1 else is releasing anything, and people are bored enough to 'actually listen.' The 'mixtape' is usually an African American tactic to 'hype an album', so it is ultra-baffling as to how/why she would release this after an album flopped. Must be trying to stay 'relevant' and just got blazed and was like "I made a mixtape that is named after Wikileaks." I didn't listen 2 it because I don't like hearing 'foreign electro' with a crazy female babbling ovr it. Vicki Leekx Tracklist:
01. The World
02. Bamboo Go
03. Illy Girl
04. Super Tight
05. Let Me Hump You
06. WWW/Meds/Feds
07. Steppin’/Up
08. Go At It
09. Vicki Intermission
10. Gen-N-E-Y
11. Bad Girls
12. Dutch Dutch
13. Marsha/Britney
14. Tamil Beat Munchi
15. Listen Up
16. Mudersounds Munchi
17. Overdrive
18. You My Love (feat. Rosaly)
19. Get Around
Did u listen 2 this mixtape?
Is it mad boring, or 'rlly innovative'?
Does M.I.A. just hire other people to create music + zany web 1.0 websites 4 her?
Is M.I.A.'s music 'sooo 2k7'?
Did M.I.A. peak with "Paper Planes"?
Does n e 1 care abt M.I.A.?
Should MIA just 'go away' in 2k11?
Is Wikileaks ur favourite MP3 blog?
Should Julian Assange start a buzzband?
Will wikileaks change the way that blogs blog? |
| BOLD PREDICTIONS ABT 2K11 Posted: 02 Jan 2011 01:51 PM PST 
WHAT IS GOING 2 HAPPEN
2 THE WORLD
2 THE BLOGOSPHERE
2 THE INDIESPHERE
2 U
ME
& EVERY1 WE TWEET @
IN 2K11???????????
....suddenly... everything///has changed
- HIPSTER RUNOFF will 'get back to its roots'
- HRO will pull gimmicks 2 'get more hits' and 'go mainstream'
- Panda Bear will 'pull a Deakin' and leave AnCo
- Panda Bear will release TOMBOY and it will get 'low reviews'
- Pitchfork will 'redesign' and users will 'backlash'
- HIPSTER RUNOFF will 'redesign' and 'lose its voice'
- Indie music listeners will stop reading blogs
- Cut Copy's new album will be 'great' but also possibly 'unfulfilling' but also maybe 'amazing'
- James Blake will be 'mad overrated' by 'lemming ass' blogs
- Neon Indian's new album will 'end chillwave'
- Washed Out's new album will begin the 'post-chillwave' era
- Toro Y Moi's new album will mark his departure from the chillwave genre into a new
- M.I.A. will 'keep being dumb', 'saying dumb things' and 'wearing dumb clothes' 2 get attn
- a 1990s indie celeb will die and ppl will be all like 'they changed the scene' but tweenalts will be all like 'who is that?' and cool dads will be like 'things will nvr be the same again'
- a buzzband will die on the road, leaving us wondering 'what could have been' in their career
- Blogs will lose hits
- No new blogs will emerge in 2k11
- Ariel Pink will be on Conan/Fallon
- Lamestreamers on facebook will find out abt tons more new indie bands
- Jamie xx will release a solo album that 'gets tons of UK hype' and American bloggers will pretend it is amazing just to milk XX hits, leaving blog readers more confused than ever
- Ezra Koenig will 'pull a Panda Bear' and 'go solo'
- 2 new 'authentic buzzbands' will emerge in 2k11
- Carles will finally release the long-awaited HIPSTER RUNOFF EP
- Lady Gaga will release a new album that is abt putting peens in her vag and she will do live performances where she holds a vibrator against her clitoris and cums on stage, inspiring a new trend by females 2 'pleasure themselves'
- an indie celeb will be featured in a sex tape
- Coldplay will release a song that is 'way gayer' than "Viva La Vida"
- Jay-Z will 'do something' and ppl will be all like "yea! that's kewl. Hova"
- Brooklyn will no longer be an authentic place 2 claim ur buzzband is from
- Kanye West will 'collab' with Radiohead
- Thom Yorke will retire from his sideproject "The Gorillaz"
- Lykke Li's new album will 'totally blow'
- Peter Bjorn and John will release a new album that doesn't have a song that is 'as good as' "Young Folks"
- WAVVES and Best Coast will breakup
- This is the last year of blogging by Carles who will retire at the end of 2k11
- Carles will threaten retirement 4x in 2k11
- Carles will hire a staff of 'wanna-be-writer-bros' who emulate his once-relevant voice to new audiences of lamestreamers who are pretending 2 be in2 'kewl indie music'
- This is the beginning of the end
- 2k11 will be the last great year of ur/my/our life on the internet, experiencing life, finding buzzbands, and learning abt 1 another.
What do u think is gonna happen in 2k11?
What are ur bold predictions abt 2k11?
Is this the beginning of the end?
Are our best days behind us? ////WELCOME 2 2K11///////////////// |
