Monday, December 27, 2010

HIPSTER RUNOFF

HIPSTER RUNOFF

In 2k11, will I ride Christian_waves instead of slutwaves?

Posted: 27 Dec 2010 10:05 AM PST

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2k10 seems like it was either the year of the slutwave or the rapegaze. Sorta wonder if there is going to be a reactionary response where we just want to 'get conservative' and connect with the Lord Savior @JesusChrist. New genres will be created that take Animal Collective's family values 2 the next level.

Might get rlly in2 Christian music, touch the lord. From what I understand, u can be 'alt' and 'Christian', just as long as u accept His love in2 ur heart.

Really feel like I potentially wasted the last __ years of my life, focusing on all of the wrong things. I realize that 1 day I am going 2 die, and I need 2 figure out whether or not I want 2 chill in heaven. It seems like 'now' would be a good time 2 commit 2 riding Christian_waves.

Instead of spending my time in relevant dive bars, I will spend my time in relevant 'community centers' that smell like old ppl.

No more slutwaves, no more 'being hornie', no more 'hard peens'/'wet vagines.' Need to take His message 2 the masses.

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It feels good to be starting 2k11 with a new goal, a new Lord, a new God, a new reason 2 live. Maybe if we pray harder for bloggable MP3s, God will give us more buzzbands, more mp3s, and a bountiful buzz harvest in 2k11. I'll do anything 2 prevent 2k10 from happening again, even if it means accepting the Lord Savior Jesus Christ in2 my life.

Do u <3 slutwave or Christianwaves?
Will Christian + positive themes be 'hella prevalent' in 2k11 indie music?
Will indie music get really 'values based' as altbros reach the twilight of their '20somethings'?
Do u know any altChristians?
Do u feel sad abt altChristians because they look like they shop at some sort of Christian Hot Topic?
Does white Christian America make u sad?
Is showing ur love + devotion 2 God the ultimate form of self-expression?
Is ur personal brand stronger if ur on #TeamGod?

Best Coast releases childhood Christmas photo

Posted: 27 Dec 2010 08:48 AM PST


Santa: Hello little girl.
Bethany: Hi Santa
Santa: Have u been a good gurle this year?
Bethany: Hells yeah!
Santa: What do u want 4 xmas, qt?
Bethany: Maybe a lil bit of dank...
Santa: But I thought u were a good girl.
Bethany: It's chill. I'll just go thru my dealer 2 get some even though he makes u smoke him out and listen to Tom Petty.
Santa: Sigh.... Dealers and their goddamned Tom Petty.
Bethany: When I grow up, I want to be buzzworthy.
Santa: That's not something I can give 2 u... That's something u have 2 work 4... Something 2 earn.
Bethany: WTF do u know?
Santa: Many indie celebs before you have sat on my lap, asking for the same thing.
Bethany: What do u tell them?
Santa: Buzzworthiness = preparation + opportunity
Bethany: I thought preparation + opportunity = luck
Santa: Well, it just depends on how u define buzzworthiness.
Bethany: Ur saying buzzworthiness isn't abt talent, hard work, and blood, sweat, or tears?
Santa: Buzzworthiness is abt all of that, sweet child.
Bethany: Just wanna dank out.
Santa: This Christmas, I will bring u a vintage fuzzy buzzy guitar.
Bethany: Kitty cats dank boys fuzzbuzz
Santa: Tickle Me Elmo
Bethany: See u at the North Pole, bitches!
Santa: I am an old man who is seasonally employed. I don't know anything. I shouldn't be allowed near children. I don't even know what a buzzband is. I am going 2 eat Chic-Fil-A and get drunk after my shift is ovr. Goodnite world.

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM BESTYCOASTYBETHANIE & MALL SANTA BRO.