Monday, December 20, 2010

HIPSTER RUNOFF

HIPSTER RUNOFF


Is Elin Kastlander of the jj the next big female indie sex icon?

Posted: 20 Dec 2010 07:30 PM PST


Lately, I've been rlly in2 Elin Kastlander
Her buzzband the jj is pretty 'whatever' sounding
but I can't help but see oodles of indie potential within her
like she can maybe become 'the next Bjork'
if she just wears zany enough shit
and if her band keeps making 'weird, conceptual' music videos

Just saw their new music video, and it rlly seems like they are
trying to elevate jj's personal brands
Elin is singing all sad in a church
Doing some 'acting'

Really feel like my crush on Regine might be 'done'
And I need to move on to a new 'hot piece of indie a$$'
Elin might be the one...

U look beautiful
So close up

"I want to kiss you" -Joe Namath

Long, curly hair
Blonde
beautiful face
beautiful voice
beautiful on the inside and out

Ur voice is beautiful
U 'bring it' in the live setting
I wanna b with u

Dont rlly mind the 'other bro' in their band either
He seems 'chill', like he knows the band belongs 2 Elin

I'll never forget the time u 'covered' Nirvana's hit song "Lithium"
That was 1 of the first songs I learned on guitar
but u know, u added ur own thang 2 it
and I respect that

Can't stop thinking abt u
and maybe I can quit my mediocre American desk job
and move 2 Sweden with u
and I can help ur band somehow

Honestly, u kinda remind me of the Pigeon Lady from Home Alone 2

And I feel like I am Kevin McAllister
Getting 2 be with u
grow with u
learn abt life + the true spirit of indie

Oh Elin...
U turn the world on with ur smile

(plz ignore the 2 eyeball fucking members of The xx in the background)

Who is the #1 indie songstress in female music?
R u still crushing hard on Vicki LeGrand?
Is Alice Glass gonna be 'replaced'?
Do u still want to make luv 2 Bethany?
Is Regine still ur '#1 indie QT'?
Will the jj make 'the leap' to relevant alt indie band, or will they just be placed in the Salem-esque 'no1 understands why they are considered 2 be relevant, but it is just funnie 2 keep blggng abt them' category?
Does the jj 'effing blow'?
Do u <3 Elin bc there is 'more 2 luv'?
Can Elin brand herself as 'the next Beth Ditto' if she plays up the 'size doesn't matter' gimmick and gains 100 more pounds?
Which was the most authentic Home Alone movie?

Goodbye...Regine

U'll always be like the wind... [link]

U, Win Butler.
U Win, Butler.
U Won Regine.
U Won, Win.
Win, U Won.
Win Butler, U Won Regine
Regine, FTW
Regine is For The Win

-Carles accepting that Regine will nvr belong 2 him

Do yall <3 Elin?
Can Elin become 'grade A indie songstress a$$'?

Oh Elin...

BREAKING: Jack from Salem hospitalized, vlogs from bed #pray4jack

Posted: 20 Dec 2010 05:01 PM PST

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Just saw this video of Jack Donoghue from Salem 'in the hospital.' He seems to be vibing out with some ethnic/MexiAlt QT, though, but I guess that doesn't matter bc he is a 'gay icon', so she is probably just vibing out with him and sharing tons of secrets because that is what girls do with gay men. They just say hi 2 a bunch of ppl then they play heavy metal music. Wonder if this is some sort of 'viral marketing' for Salem's next sound/aesthetic.

Can't help but wonder how Jack got 2 the hospital...
Hope he is okay...
Maybe his band is getting 2 much band after 'The Rape Gaze Explosion of 2k10.'
Maybe he was in a 4wheeling accient.
Maybe he fell off the stage.
Maybe he was 'pelted with rotten fruit' after SXSW

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Maybe he fell from heaven...
<3 Jacky Jack Jack

R u worried abt Jack?
What do u think happened to Jack Donoghue?
Do u #sendhimgoodvibes?
Do u think Salem is 'nothing' without Jack?
Should Jack 'go solo'?
Have u ever vlogged from a hospital?

#pray4jack

Amazon.com $3.99 album sales don't really help, iTunes is still dominating digital sales

Posted: 20 Dec 2010 04:41 PM PST


From what I understand, some bands expect to be paid 'in real money' for making MP3s, so there are a few retailers who sell MP3s. Much like physical stores, they are kinda like some sort of 'place where u buy shit', and they compete against one another by having gimmicks/price cuts/etc.

Anyways, a lot of ppl were wondering 'Is Amazon's MP3 selling business catching up with iTunes?' Amazon offers DRM free mp3s, and iPods MP3s are all protected and shit, and sometimes Amazon offers 'low deals' on entire MP3 albums, bc if u rlly think abt it... How much is an MP3 worth? Should all MP3s really 'cost the same'? Is an MP3 hidden on a CD worth more than an MP3 u buy from a retailer?

Amazon will do this thing where it 'drastically reduces prices' on new/old albums just to get customers 2 buy the album from them. Apparently Amazon MP3 'still blows' and 'iTunes is kicking ass.'

On the day Apple Inc. rolled out the Beatles' catalog on its iTunes Store, Amazon.com Inc. fired back with a digital exclusive of its own: The latest album from rap-rocker Kid Rock—whose music still isn't available on iTunes—for just $3.99.

Such steep discounts are a cornerstone of Amazon's strategy to gain traction in a market in which iTunes remains the dominant player. At the same time, a debate has arisen among music labels about whether such discounts risk undermining the value of their products.

Do bands get to decide their pricepoint?
Should bands even sell mp3s on iTunes/amazon?
How much do $$ do artists even see when u buy their music from megaretailers?
Have u ever purchased an album 'at a sweet discount' [via bargain bins]?
Should MP3s rise/fall in price depending on the market for them?

Amazon's share of the paid digital-download market rose to 13.3% in the third quarter, from 11% the year earlier, according to estimates from research firm NPD Group. Meanwhile, iTunes' share rose to 66.2%, from 63.2%.

Am I a lamestreamer if I buy music from iTunes?

How does album selling even work? Seems all confusing...

But when Amazon promotes a high-profile album as its daily deal, it typically pays the full wholesale price for the album—generally $7 to $8—and eats the loss, according to people familiar with the matter. That was the case with another recent high-profile special offer, Kanye West's "My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy," according to people familiar with the matter.

In contrast, Amazon's monthly promotion of 100 albums for $5 each generally involves the cooperation of record labels and distributors, according to people in the industry. After haggling over what titles will be included in the promotion, the labels will temporarily cut their wholesale prices for the promotion. The process is similar to promotions at brick-and-mortar retailers like Best Buy Co.

Don't even rlly care, now that I think abt it.
Basically steal all of my music [via rapidshare/mediafire/etc]...
Whatevz
Hope all those mainstreamers have fun buying music from iTunes/Amazon.

Do yall miss Lala?
Do u 'listen 2 pandora all day'?
Is iTunes 4 tweens, cool dads, and lamestreamers who own iPods & iPhones?
Is itunes 'a brilliant product'?
Should Amazon stick to selling _________ [evrything]?
Should Amazon open up physical stores so we can go in and browse what they have?
Is 'selling MP3s' funnie because it competes against 'selling physical units' so both sides are kinda effed?

Tron: Legacy 'didn't tank', is the #1 movie in the USA

Posted: 20 Dec 2010 08:45 AM PST


Tron: Legacy is some new Disney movie abt electro, computer games, robots, 3d, and other weird crap that people who drink Mountain Dew would like. However, it seems like Disney did a 'good enough job' of marketing the new Tron movie in order 2 make ppl go see it so it was #1 at the box office.

Tron Legacy raked in an estimated $43.6 million on approximately 5,600 screens at 3,451 locations

Wonder if Daft Punk made 'the right decision' by co-branding themselves with this movie. Feel like it still didn't get a lot of mainstream Avatar-level buzz, so not sure if mainstreamers <3 the Daft Punk brand even more now.

Disney tackled the challenging sell of Tron Legacy by bombarding the public with a massive marketing campaign, hoping to hook viewers with its father-son storyline and the razzle dazzle of its visual effects, even if it didn't make a lick of sense to the uninitiated. Predictably, Legacy's audience skewed heavily male (66 percent), according to Disney's exit polling, and 75 percent was aged 18 years and older.

Which do u think is a more powerful way 2 get people in 2 see ur movie: having a niche electro band do the soundtrack, or 'include the Disney logo' on ur movie poster + have a 'massive marketing campaign'?

Do u think modern movies just 'cheat' 2 get people in2 theatres by using the whole '3D gimmick' which elevates ticket prices and makes studios more $$$?

The 3D illusion was a big part of Tron Legacy's advertising, and 2,424 locations presented the picture in the format, accounting for 82 percent of the gross. That included 234 IMAX 3D venues, which made up 24 percent of the gross. Last year, Avatar had a 71 percent 3D share at a smaller 3D location count (2,038).

Is the IMAX 3D experience 'amazing' or just 'straight up lame'?
Did u see TRON: LEGACY?
Did it 'crush it'?
Was TRON just a 'big pile of crap' that ppl still went 2 go see?
Did Daft Punk 'carry the movie'?
Will Daft Punk some how get 'an Oscar' for 'Best Original Score', or will they lose to Toy Story for "You've Got a Friend In Me"?
Will they show up 2 the Oscars in robot costumes?
Will Thomas Banghalter get an Oscar for Best Supporting Actor, or is Christian Bale an automatic lock 4 his role in The Fighter as a crack addict?

Zooey Deschanel is suing shoemaker Steve Madden for $2 million to get mad headlines+cash

Posted: 20 Dec 2010 08:23 AM PST


Zooey Deschanel is the lead singer of the popular band She & Him, but more importantly, she is a hit indie actress who has evolved into an 'indie sex icon' after she married Ben Gibbard, just to sort of steal some press from him. Wonder if she sorta regrets that as a 'long term' gimmick now that DeathCabs aren't really that relevant any more.

Anyways, ZoZo is 'suing the fuck' out of shoemaker Steve Madden for $2 million because Steve Madden apparently 'promised her a shoe line' but it 'didn't come thru':

According to the lawsuit, in August 2010 Deschanel’s agent at CAA and Steve Madden made a binding, oral agreement stating that the starlet would be paid $2 million by the company to front a line of shoes, tentatively called “Zooey’s Shoes and Accessories.” She was told that she would be paid regardless of whether or not the items were actually produced, and that the payment would cover 13 days of work, including a photo shoot for an ad as well as press appearances.

A few weeks later, Steve Madden came back to the Deschanel camp, complaining that one retailer in particular was not keen on the collaboration, which meant they’d have to reduce the fee to $1.5 million. Deschanel’s agent agreed to the new fee. During this time, the actress refrained from entering into any similar contracts, as that was part of the oral agreement.

First of all, I'm not sure why she would want to work with Steve Madden. From what I understand, Steve Madden is the official brand of 'cool dad' business casual sporty shoes. I guess maybe this is the vibe that Zooey would go 4, since cool dads probably think she is 'hot' / 'relevant.'

Wonder why she thinks she deserves $2 million for 'doing nothing.' She should have 'got up off her ass' and signed a deal with Payless shoes or something, but maybe she is not mainstream/poor-wave enough to appeal to Payless-wave markets.

under California State law, verbal contracts are binding. But it’s very difficult to prove. We’re guessing Madden will pay up, or at least settle, as to avoid more bad press.

I guess Zooey Deschanel just 'needs a payday' / is trying to 'get headlines' or something.
I wonder if her + Ben Gibbard sit at dinner every nite, and she is all like "Ughhhh! Steve Madden effed me ovr on my shoe line. I wanna be creative and get paid millions 4 it. I h8 my life."
And he is like "Will u shut up already? Why don't u just sue them? Ur s00 naggy."

Does Zooey Deschanel 'need the money'?
Does she want to buy a new condo?
Are her + Ben planning on having a baby soon, so they need college fund money?
Should Steve Madden pay every1 for the shoe line that they didn't make 4 them?

Are Steve Madden shoes 'kewl'?

R u on #TeamZooey or #TeamSteveMadden?
Is Zooey Deschanel the new Kirsten Kennis?
Will Zooey's sneaker line 'pan out' or should she stop thinking that she can do anything artsy in the world?

My little brother turned too alt... What do I do now?

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 07:36 PM PST

Photo via lookbook


You might remember the time I told u
abt how my little brother was turning alt [link]
Well it's official
The little mother fucker is 'way more alt' than me

Don't get me wrong
I'm a pretty alt bro myself
but this has gone 2 far
My little brother
is officially the alt-est dude at his suburban high school

I know it's not saying much
but you should see his hair
the clothes in his closet
his iTunes library
his Google Chrome bookmarks start page filled with alt blogs
his stack of college applications to relevant alt programs
his 'snarky beyond his years' attitude

He srsly reads more blogs than me
Downloads more music than me
Starting introducing me to a few bands that I actually like
Is probably going to get to go to my dream design/art/architecture school

Don't get me wrong
I'm happy for him
...but maybe I just see what is in his future
The drugs, the partying, the loss of mainstream innocence

I've gone down the alt road
And dare I say...
I want him to have a better life than I did
Here I am, a worthless 20something
Standing, watching my little brother
abt to go down the same road that I went down
x 100000000
'balls 2 the wall' alt

I want to have an intervention,
tell my parents abt the downfalls of being alt
Warn them
Make him go to a local state school and major in business/engineering

But it's his life
Who am I to intervene?
He's a good kid, doing well in school, tons of extracurriculars
but I know exactly what's gonna happen...

I don't want him to get hurt
I have gone 2 the edge of alt
and what do I have 2 show 4 it
A worthless degree, a dead-end job that is not in my creative field
and crushed dreams, a crushed soul

I'm not gonna tell u how 2 live ur life
I'm not gonna tell u what 2 do
I'm not gonna tell u what's authentic, what's not
I'm not gonna tell u 2 cut ur Flock of Seagulls alt haircut

Be ur own self
Be alt, u'll have fun
But just know
Ur personal brand is evolving
I want u 2 be who u want 2 b
I want u 2 be happy

But whatever u do
Don't end up like me, lil bro
Be alt...but be cautious
Some of the best moments of my life happened because I was alt...
But maybe...
just maybe...
I'd have more long term happiness
if I decided 2 be a mainstreamer.

I love u

Forever here 4 u,
Your formerly alt bro

PREVIOUSLY
My little brother is turning alt. Should I stage an intervention?

Do u have a sibling who is 'too alt' at a young age?
Are they 'authentic'?
Are the headed for a world of pain + disappointment + disillusionment?
Or are they going to live a fulfilling alt life, starting a relevant buzzband/blog/webzine?
Or will the 'fall hard', harder than the current crop of failed-alt 20somethings?

Justice's Gaspard Augé spotted DJing relevant LA party

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 05:46 PM PST

Photo by thecobrasnake


Gaspard Auge
I remember u
U were in Justice, right?
Dude u crushed it so hard back in 2k7-k8, back whenever the hell that was
Feel like a different person now

...but I get a feeling that ur 'coming back' in 2k11
With some new bangers 4 all of us
ur really gonna try to 'bring down' chillwave
and 'shit on' conceptualcore Animal Collective-y mp3s

Lookin forward 2 it, broski
But why did u 'ditch' the black leather look...

Ur new vibe sorta reminds me of a 'crombie' type of vibe
like a mainstreamer bro dank dealer type of Hollister bro

I dunno
U look kinda like 'just some other bro'
but at the same time
Gotta give u props...
U r Jousteece...

Wish u the best, Gaspie...
Hope we see u in 2k11...

Is Justice gonna 'save' 2k11/'bring it' hard?
Does Gaspard look chill?
Do u <3 his new personal brand?
Does this bro look like a lamestreamer bro DJ or like a relevant alt DJ?
Are those headphones or earmuffs?