Monday, December 13, 2010

HIPSTER RUNOFF

HIPSTER RUNOFF

NSFW: Ke$ha releases pix of her vagina 'getting eaten out', becomes the ultimate slutwaver

Posted: 13 Dec 2010 05:03 PM PST


K3$ha is a slutwave singer who sings songs abt 'drinking alcoholic beverages', 'servicing men', and 'having her vagine' serviced by foreign objects. One time some1 took pix of her with a man's semen all ovr her body [link]. It seems like she is pretty 'down 2 fuck', but u also gotta 'put in ur time' on her vagine bc.

It seems like she really enjoys cumming on to others as u would have them cum on 2 u.

Some pix of her and some bro havin a lil bit of fun [via eating out her junk]
Do u think Ke$ha is 'shaved'?
Do u think her vagine has 'mad diseases'?

>>>>Click 2 see NSFW Ke$ha VAJENGA PHOTO <<<<

Do u recognize her sexie hips?

Is Ke$ha now 'the queen of slutwave'?
Should Lady Gaga make a 'gang bang' video and call it 'art'?
Are these pix 'hornier' than her cum pix [link]?
Do u think 2k11 will be the 'golden era' of slutwave?
Will all of the slutwavers stop wearing clothes and just start wearing cum in 2k11?
Would u evr 'go to town' on John Travolta's junk?

St. Vincent plays a show 2 try to prove she is hotter than Victoria LeGrand

Posted: 13 Dec 2010 03:42 PM PST

Photo by Weird Magic dot Biz


Hey it's me
The St. Vincent
You might know me as one of Sufjan's former 'slave performers'
honestly relieved that I jumped off that ship before he 'went electro'
and forced every1 2 wear Neon post-its [link]

I just wanted to remind yall that I have curly hair
and great bone structure
and I craft 'beautiful' songs
Like almost as 'beautiful/conceptual' as the Dirty Projectors

Anyways... I know Beach House got a lot of buzz in 2k10
But I mean 'cmon'
There's a reason so many ppl like it
It's kinda simple/entry-level
Yall need to come ride the Vincent_wave
Chill out with me, Annie Clark

Check out my glowing leggings

Just wanted yall to know
Every1's all hyping up Vicki LeGrand...
but u gotta realize
I play the guitar
therefore I am a better musician then her

I know Vicki was an opera singer
but she has that 'other dude' who sorta ruins her band
Check out that chump.
Dude totally creepifies that picture

Cmon yall. Listen to my MP3s
I'm St Vincent, a 2k9 artist
I coulda released something in 2k10 and been 'album of the year'
but just want yall to remember Joanna Newsom and Vicki LeGrand
Don't have shit on me

I'm St. Vincent
Check out my curly hair and flawless bone structure

Do yall <3 Annie Clark/St. Vincent?
Is she 'more authentic' than Beach House or are her songs 'too ambitious' and 'boring'?
Do u think Vicki LeGrand has a cuter curly mop?

Fuck 1, Kill 1, Marry 1, Enslave 1: VICKI LEGRAND, ST. VINCENT, JOANNA NEWSOM, ZOOEY DESCHANEL

Should Victoria LeGrand 'go solo' and change her band name to St. Vicki?

BREAKING: Toro Y Moi releases new MP3 to overshadow new Neon Indian MP3

Posted: 13 Dec 2010 12:34 PM PST

Link: http://www.gorillavsbear.net/2010/12/13/mp3-new-toro-y-moi/


It seems like we are 'already in 2k11', getting ready to see which buzzbands will have 'the biggest metaphorical cock' of 2k11, washing away the remnants of 2k10 so that we can live in the glory of "2k9 pt 2" forever and evr.

Anyways, Toro Y Moi released a new hit MP3 from his hit album Underneath the Pine. It seems like this is the second relevant mp3 of 2k11, right after Cut Copy's "Where I'm Going" [link]

[MP3]
Toro Y Moi Still Sound

Do yall <3 "Still Sound"?
Did Chazzbro 'crush it'?
Is it time to make the '2k11 albums/songs of the year' list'?

It seems like Neon Indian also released an MP3 today, but it is some cover of a pre-existing song. Not sure how I feel about it. I guess it is 'good 2 have', but I feel like right now all memes are 'worthless' unless ur offering me a transcendent Xmas song, or a 'new album teaser info' meme. 2k11 is abt 'rebirth.' Don't want anything that reminds me of the past. Rlly need 2 look forward so that I don't 'off myself' as I think abt 2k10.

[MP3]
Neon Indian Children of The Revolution (T. Rex Cover)

Which of these songs do u like more?
Is Toro Y Moi's "Underneath the Pine" the frontrunner for 'album of the year' or were u 'let down' by this mp3?
Is Chaz Bundick of Toro Y Moi 'rebranding' his sound/aesthetic/vibe?
Is 'chillwave' dead, or just 'rebranding' itself?
Do u think Toro Y Moi released this MP3 to try to 'kill off' Neon Indian in the Great Chillwave War of 2k11?

One of the Jonas Brothers goes to the TRON premiere bc he thinks it is a Daft Punk concert

Posted: 13 Dec 2010 09:00 AM PST


I'm Joe Jonas
Just another famous post-tween strategically growing scruff + soul patches
Remember the time I tweet abt chillwave buzzband Neon Indian? [link]
I'm pretty alt, recording a new indie-sounding album

Anyways, I hit up this kewl new Daft Punk concert
It's called 'The Tron Tour'
I heard they really 'bring it', tons of kewl visuals
(sponsored by Disney)

Feels really good to know that the Daft Punks are now in 'the Disney family'
The Walt Disney Corporation has been rlly good to me + my bros
(The Jonas Bros)
So having a few alt robots in the family
will definitely help us get a little bit more 'alt cred.'

It's a good company,
They'll take care of u
Not sure if they'll get you 10.0s on Pitchfork
but they'll expose u to one of the largest emerging markets in the world: tweens

I know Generation Y thinks they are all important + relevant
But u gotta think abt the future.

Do yall like Ducktails? (not the buzzband)

See yall l8r
-Hue-bro, Du-bro, and Lou-bro

Anyways, gotta go bang this tween
Trust me--uglier broads are 'better in bed' because they are afraid that if they don't 'go wild', they will 'get dumped.'

Laters,
Joe 'Ass 2 Mouthin Tweens All Day' Jonas

****
Does Joe Jonas seem 'hella alt'?
Is Daft Punk losing 'tons of cred' because they are now branded with Disney?
Are the Daft Punk Brothers the new Jonas Brothers?
Will we see Daft Punk remix the Jonas Brothers?
Has any1 seen Tron: Legacy? Is it 'any good'?

Zooey Deschanel goes on Conan O'Brien and 'oversings' 2 prove she has a good voice

Posted: 13 Dec 2010 08:20 AM PST

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Conan O'Brien is a failed talk show host who had 2 move to TBS and now he can only rlly tell jokes abt how he was rejected by NBC. Anyways, on his new show, he is trying to get 'more blog coverage' so he keeps booking 'indie bands.' She & Him is Zooey Deschanel's band, and there is some other dude in it but no1 really cares abt him. Their buzzband went on Conan O'Brien and Zooey Deschanel sang some 'hard song' just to prove like 'I am a serious singer, yall. I srsly take vocal lessons. I have improved. I don't just do the froggy voice thing any more. My voice is a muscle.'

Anyways, no1 really cares abt She & Him, but blogs really just cover her because Zooey Deschanel is a 'Grade A piece of mindie ass.' I guess u gotta say 'ya, the broad can sing' but at the same time 'tons of broads can sing', so u sorta just try to vibe out to slutwave genre because it's just abt ass & titties.

Then Conan was all like 'hey I can play guitar. Let's generate some web content' and they played a Christmas song together. Kinda boring. Conan sits there all awkwardly and Zooey sings and then

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I guess the highlight of the video was when Zooey jimmy jangles a sleigh bell, but it was kinda random/weird/boring.

Does Zooey Deschanel have 'an amazing voice'?
Is Zooey Deschanel 'effing amazing'?
Has she 'improved' her voice'?
Does she need to 'ditch' the other bro?
Is Conan O'Brien 'overrated'/'past his prime'?
Do television networks need 2 'give up on' the late night TV genre?
R u on #TeamCoCo or #TeamZoZo?