Friday, December 10, 2010

HIPSTER RUNOFF

HIPSTER RUNOFF

The Most Bloggable Moments of 2k10 [via HIPSTER RUNOFF]

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 01:11 PM PST


2K10
U WERE A REAL SHIT STORM
U WERE RLLY MEANINGFUL
I LEARNED A LOT ABT MYSELF
I LEARNED A LOT ABT INDIE
I LEARNED A LOT ABT BUZZ
I LEARNED A LOT ABT SLUTWAVE, RAPEGAZE AND PITCHFORK
I LEARNED A LOT ABT ALT BREASTESES
I LEARNED A LOT ABT MEMES, JARED LETO, AND BEST COAST DESCHANEL
I LEARNED A LOT ABT _______

THE MOST HIGHLY BLGGBL MOMENTS OF 2K10

HIPSTER RUNOFF LAUNCHES THE ALT REPORT 1.0 [LINK]

GIRL SQUIRTS SPAGHETTIOS OUT OF HER VAGINA AS 'PERFORMANCE ART' [LINK]

TWEEN WOLVES ACT LIKE EFFING WEIRDOS AT A LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL [LINK]


M.I.A. MAKES 'THE ULTIMATE MEME' GINGER KILLING MUSIC VIDEO [LINK]

THE BROAD FROM PARAMORE TWEETS PIX OF HER TITS [LINK]

THE GIRLS FROM JUNO GETS NAKED [LINK]

KANYE WEST TWEETS PIX OF HIS 10.0 INCH BLACK PENIS [LINK]

KE$HA RIDES SLUTWAVES, RELEASES PIX OF HERSELF COVERED IN CUM [LINK]

PICTURES OF UGLY JUGGALO TITTIES [LINK]

ZOOEY DESCHANEL RELEASES SEX TAPE [LINK]

ZOOEY DESCHANEL HAS CRAZY COKE EYES ON LETTERMAN [LINK]

ZOOEY DESCHANEL JIMMY JANGLES A TAMBOURINE OVR AND OVR AGAIN [LINK]

LINDSAY LOHAN'S SIDEBOOB 'TRANSCENDS GRAVITY' [LINK]

LINDSAY SPILLS 'SHITLOAD OF BLOW' ON HER SHOES [LINK]

HONDA MAKES CAR COMMERCIAL THAT MAKES FUN OF EFFING HIPSTERS [LINK]

EVOLVING FROM HIPSTER 2 HIPPIE [LINK]

CONTINUE READING THE MOST BLGGBL MOMENTS ON HRO IN 2K10 >>>>>

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Crystal Castles 'crushes it' on their late night television debut [via Kimmel]

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 09:59 AM PST

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Jimmy Kimmel says 'Hey yall this is my show. Check out this buzzband called Crystal Castles abt to play Baptism. Unfortunately Robert Smith cancelled on them so Alice Glass is going 2 be singing."

They show the stage, which is sponsored by Bud Light.

They show Ethan Kath pretending to press buttons on his gadget noisemaking toys.

Alice Glass starts out sprawled out on the stage, most likely sober.

Alice Glass breathes heavily in2 the mic.

Alice Glass starts to yell into the mic.

The drummer bro makes his drumset all alt.

We discover that Alice Glass is in fact eating a lollipop on stage.

Alice yells into the mic

Ethan pretends to press buttons

Alice Glass stands on drumset

Ethan continues to pretend to play live music

Alice does her thing
Alice yells
Alice rolls around
Alice Glass is Alice Glass

Ethan presses 'stop' on his mp3 player
The performance is ovr.

The band goes backstage
They say 'That rlly wasn't our element, but I'll bet we crushed it.'
Alice drinks a lil bit of whiskey, looks up at the stars
and says "I hope they show Kimmel in Canada so my mom can see. She'd be really proud right now."
Ethan says, "She sure would be. She sure would be."

[Enter Random indie fan altbro]

Random Altbro says: "Yall were great on Kimmel!"

Jimmy Fallon sits alone in his sweet apartment in New York City watching the Crystal Castles performance. He picks up the phone to call his music booking staffer.

Jimmy Fallon: We're going to need a lot more alt indie buzzbands. I don't want to lose to Kimmel or Conan in the great buzzband wars of 2k11. We have to book more buzzbands, we have to get more blog coverage.

....TO BE CONTINUED....
LATE NIGHT ALT BUZZBANDS WARS

Which show will book the most alt buzzbands?
Who is the funniest: Kimmel, Fallon, or Conan?
Is Jay Leno so mnstrm that he is alt now?
Did Crystal Castles 'crush it' on Kimmel?
Do u wish Alice Glass would metaphorically suck on ur lollipop?
Do u think the lollipop is Alice Glass's new on-stage gimmick?

Do u think this performance helped them 2 get more fans?

BREAKING EXCLUSIVE VIDEO: Miley Cyrus smokes dank while listening to Bush

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 09:27 AM PST

Link: http://www.tmz.com/2010/12/10/miley-cyrus-video-bong-hit-smoking-salvia-herb-pyschedelic-birthday-party-hannah-montana/
Link: http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/12/10/2010-12-10_miley_cyrus_caught_smoking_out_of_bong_experiencing_a_trip_off_hallucinogenic_he.html
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Oh Miley... U've really grown up.
I've watched u 'become a woman'
Wearing sexie outfits, showing off ur cha cha, hoohah, and na-nahs.
Really digging ur transformation [via cocoon metaphor]

N e ways
Just watched this video of you
smoking marijuana
smoking 'salvia'
huffing gasoline
doing some sort of 'drugs'
out of a 'sweet ass bong'

losing ur shit like an entry level-er
giggling ur ass off
kinda keut
Wish I could be there 2 'take advantage of u
via riding the slutwave + drugwave
Want to show u how good it feels 2 have sex on E/prescription drugs/etc

Salvia seems chill
it is apparently 'legal'
have a bro who sells that shit on the internet
makes mad money
(but he makes more when he does his seasonal meth lab)

That's kewl that u and ur bros
are listening to BUSH
Killer songs [via Gavin Rossdale]
Then the Eagles come on
(Personally, I think the Eagles were way more talented than the Beatles)

Welcome 2 the club, bb
Drugs are rlly chill
Now that ur 18
just wanna take our <3 to the next level
using drugs 2 feel close 2gthr

s0 tanked
s0 danked
s0 salvia-ed

I miss being a tween
[via loss of innocence]
Tweens rlly grow up so fast these days
Text, Drugs, and Rock N Roll

Do u <3 Miley?
Is salvia alt/authentic?
Is salvia '4 pussies'?
Does Miley need 2 get more hardcore friends who do 'real drugs'?
Do u think she acts like a tween after she 'hits the bong'?
Do u think she has a sexi voice/laugh?