Thursday, November 25, 2010

HIPSTER RUNOFF

HIPSTER RUNOFF


What r u thankful 4 in 2k10?

Posted: 25 Nov 2010 02:34 PM PST


Thnxgvng...
Rlly h8 u
4 personal reasons that I don't even want 2 go in2
(h8 my parents + older brother + spoiled tween sister)

But I want to share joy
With the ppl who truly understand me:
Bros on the internet who read blogs and live in the same reality as me

What r u thankful 4?

I am thankful 4:

  • 10.0's
  • 8.4's
  • 0.0's
  • tweets
  • memes
  • blogspots
  • wordypressies
  • tumblies
  • "@"
  • white people 4 being in2 indie music
  • tweens and entry levelers 4 the mad hits
  • buzzbands 4 making blggbl mp3s
  • buzzblogs 4 harvesting buzzbands
  • perfect alternative breasts
  • #Project_girl
  • Unchill AZN bro
  • Zooey Deschanel's tight lil a$$
  • Alice Glass
  • the ALT REPORT Robot
  • Chill Murray 4 being chill
  • Vajengas 4 being a place where I can put my peen in
  • Slutwave 4 making me hornie
  • the Lord Saviour of the White World Jesus Christ Son of Mary and Joseph who died 4 our sins
  • Pitchfork.commy
  • Gorilla Vs Bear core
  • Mark Zuckerberg 4 being famous
  • Jeff Twitter 4 inventing Twitter
  • Ryan Schreiber 4 inventing Pitchfork
  • Mike Google 4 inventing Google
  • Jimmy Yahoo 4 inventing Yahoo
  • Larry Friendster 4 inventing Friendster
  • Tom Myspace 4 inventing Myspace
  • Barry Obama 4 saving America
  • Craig Listy for inventing Craigslist
  • George W Bush bc he thinks slavery was chill
  • Ronald Reagan 4 inventing the internet
  • Al Gore 4 creating global warming
  • Brooklyn 4 creating Brooklyn-based buzzbands
  • South Carolina 4 incubating chillwave
  • Best Coast 4 smoking dank and tweeting
  • Salem 4 learning me how 2 get in touch with my darkside
  • rape gaze cuz i'm hornie
  • Chili's cuz they have food that is yummie in my tummie
  • Obesity + diabetes cuz they are a pandemic that is getting rid of worthless ppl

Stuff I'm not thankful 4:

  • WAVVES 4 getting 2 be with BestyCoastyy
  • Magazines that try to blog about buzzbands on paper
  • Websites that get more hits than mine does
  • Kanye West 4 ruining white man's indie
  • 2k10 for being a 'pile of shit'
  • MGMT bc they let us down
  • MIA 4 being an 'effing loudmouth'
  • gingers
  • Sufjan Stevens cuz he ditched the banjo
  • Panda Bear cuz he hasn't released TOMBOY
  • Unchill AZN bro
  • Not having enough followers on twitter 2 feel 'famous'
  • Ashton Kutcher and Bruce Willis
  • My parents even though they still pay my rent but they are effing butt holes

What r u thankful 4?
What are u unthankful 4?
How did u celebrate ur Thanksgiving?
Was 2k10 a 'pile of shit' and r u glad it is ovr?
Do u have a good relaish with ur parents or are u alone?