Link: http://pitchfork.com/news/40790-wavves-nathan-williams-arrested-in-germany/ WAVVES is a buzzband, but also a human named Nathan Williams. I think he is one of those ppl who is 'addicted to marijuana' even though weed isn't addictive, so maybe he is just one of those depressed ppl who just has to smoke tons and tons of weed in order
For some reason, he was carrying 'tons of dank' on a European Tour, and he was pulled over, and drug dogs 'caught his ass' and then he was in the slammer, but I don't know what happened after that. Can only assume that he wil be stuck there for the next 10 years since Americans who get arrested abroad are usually 'effed ovr' because foreign ppl h8 George W. Bush.
Anyways, he was 'arrested' and 'thrown in jail.' I guess this is kewl because there is no way his album is going to be in the top 10 of the year, so he really is just trying to generate 'year end memes' to say 'hey, I'm still here' b4 disappearing in 2k11.
In a statement about the incident, Williams said, "We got stopped at a roadside check and I had six bags in the car and they only found one-- the fucking dogs never work. I bet it's high from all the fumes. Anyways, they put me in a cell which was a little nerve-wracking. More so because I was an American in a German jail and not because I have long gay hair. I did wrestle for four years in high school, so I could have fucked somebody up. So yeah, then I gave em €200 and walked out... not a terrible deal. And now I'm getting high again."
Does n e 1 have the email addy of the German police so we can 'snitch' on WAVVbro and get him put in solitary confinement? Did u 'wrestle' for 4 years in HS? Do u like WAVVESbro's 'long gay hair'? Should one of his worthless band members have 'taken the fall for him'? Do they deserve to be kicked out for not 'understanding' that WAVVbro is the most important member of their band? Here is another notable line from the PItchfork writeup just cuz its funnie:
He's got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one, amirite?! Sigh.
Is it 'stupid' to do something illegal abroad? Do European ppl care abt dank, or is that only in America? Will WAVVES get in2 harder drugs and end up in the slammer? Do all 'crappy buzzbands' drive around the world doing drugs because they are stuck in a van?
Do u hope WAVVES is stuck in jail until 2k15? Do u even care abt WAVVES/his music, or does he just exist for memes like this? Have u seen WAVES live? Is he rlly boring or amazing? Do u think Bethany should use this as an excuse 2 break up with him? If WAVVES is stuck in jail for a long time, who should she d8? Do u think she will get conjugal visits?
Just listened to the hit 2k10 album by the Best Coast and decided that it changed my life googled multiple pictures of Bethany Cosentino (lead singer) her husband WAVVES bro and her cat Snacks
I sit alone in my room dreaming that I am their child getting to be around them traveling on the road with them feeding Snacks Watching them smoke dank Watching them watch tv Watching them make love
I am a part of their fuzzy buzzy family I am important to them I hear Best Coast's demos b4 any1 else I inspire her songs
...but then I wake up I am alone in my room and Bethany is touring across the country
I have 2 get her attn I have to show her that I love her, I love California, I love cats I will get a tattoo just like her
sometimes I dress up like bethany cut my hair like bethany tuck my peen between my legs, creating a mangina pretending 2 be Bethany
I am the ultimate Best Coast fan I understand all of her lyrics I follow her on twitter and respond 2 every1 of her tweets like she is talking 2 me I am Bethany's BFF I spray painted my cat orange so it would look more like Snacks
Has this fan 'gone too far'? Does this look like a 'crappy tattoo'/crappy tattoo artist doodled this on the fan? Would u ever get a tattoo of a buzzband? What happens if a buzzband is no longer relevant in 1-10 years? Does Best Coast resonate with Californian females? Which buzzband would u get a tatty of?
The Arcade Fire wrote an album called The Suburbs abt how America is bullshit because every1 lives in cookie cutter houses in suburbia and no1 is an individual and ppl who want to 'be free' can't escape because they are trapped in suburbia to perpetuate their lives' and never find anything that makes life worth living so ppl are all sad on the inside and resort to acts of violence/sexual abuse just to try to 'break free' from their metaphorical shackles. It seems like they made a new music video for "The Suburbs" that features a group of teenagers in suburbia 'being bored' and there is some sort of military police regulating shit. No idea what it means, but Spike Jonez directed it, so I guess it 'has cred.' I guess it is believable because there is this one 'hot suburbia chick' that is cockteasing all of the bros in her group of friends, then the bros get 'torn apart' because they all want to get tugged off by her beautiful curly locks.
S0 much violence. Think there is a school shooting in there somewhere but not even sure why. Confused by this video. Just like 'whatever.' Wonder if "The Suburbs" is the best song on "The Suburbs."
R u sad abt suburbia? Did u grow up in suburbia? Did 'all of the houses look the same' / the architecture make u sad? Will Regine and Win have to move to the suburbs when they want to start a family of 10? Are the suburbs rlly that bad, or is it just a higher quality of life for middle class ppl who deserve it/don't know any better? Why do 'authentic alts' h8 the suburbs so much? Why do ppl 'resent their upbringing' so much? Should I move 2 the suburbs?
R u a trapped in suburbia bro 'going crazy' abt how society has kept u down?
Mark Zuckerberg wtf are u doing, bro? U already invented Facebook Why do u keep trying to be 'mainstream famous'
We 'get it', bro U invented Facebook U bang any broad in the world that u want People use ur shit almost as much as they use google/yahoo/bings But u still want to be a 'Hollywood icon'
Social Network was chill Cool documentary U 'crushed it' playing urself in the film but cmon bro
Ur not even on the 'real Nylon' ur on 'Guylon' Only 'dumb broads' read that Nylon Do u know any men who read 'Guylon' or is it for 'the gheys'?
it's time to get back to Facebook City, California And work on ur lil website make more $$$$, get more users tag some photos update some statuses Look at the hottest bitches on facebook
U don't need to be 'more famous', Zuckerbro Just chill out Enjoy ur life Make some mad bank Bang some broads and stop trying to launch a reality tv show abt ur life U 'transcend' fame, bro U don't need to stoop to lamestream levels 2 let ppl know who u r
Ur Mark Zuckerbro U already 'crushed it' in life Just chill out And buy a sex slave or something
Going on a naked bike ride 2 break free from society 'We don't have 2 wear clothes' fit in with every1
h8 retail America h8 laws that tell us 2 wear clothes bullshit made up by the Retail Mall & Outlet industry 2 sell us 'shit we don't need' [via the Fight Clubs]
Maybe we didn't prove anything 2 any1 but at least we got to look at titties and helicopter our peens around
Bro 1: Did u see any sweet titties bro? Bro 2: Hell yea I saw some sweet titties /riding thru the city on my bike naked //cock flopping in the wind
Wish ppl would stop using fossil fuels Wish some scientist would invent a way to turn human lard in2 gasoline
Keut 'hipster Palestinian scarf'/titties
Moving as 1 thru the city letting ppl know that they should 'ride bikes' letting ppl know that we have peens and titties Titties, titties, everywhere but not a nip 2 suckle...
