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- Lamestreamers on facebook argue abt who is Album of the Year
- Some alt gets a Robert Smith tattoo to prove she is a Crystal Castles fan
- Zooey Deschanel and Natalie Portman show off their titties in a new indie movie 2gthr
- Some band remixes rape gaze legends SALEM
- The Arcade Fire hides Regine on the drums after she ruined SNL
- My parents drive a car that makes me look poor/rich/middle-class.
| Lamestreamers on facebook argue abt who is Album of the Year Posted: 17 Nov 2010 05:33 PM PST
...sigh... ...sigh... Then some1 is all like 'hell naw. Phoenix is the album of 2k10. Eff Vampy Weeks.' Then the bro comes back all like "Pshhhh. Phoenix is from 2k9 u effing idiot. How behind the times r u? Get on board with Vampy Weeks--I think ur a contra." Then Phoenix bro is all like "Yeah I know it is from 2k9, but it is still the album of the year." Then Vampy wEeks bro is like "#TeamContra." Then a completely totally alt dude comes out of nowhere and says "LISTEN 2 BEST COAST. ALBUM OF THE YEAR. BETTER THAN PHOENIX + VAMPY WEEKS PUT 2GTHR" Then Vampy Weeks bro is all like "THAT BAND SUX BECAUSE THEY ARE A GIRLY GIRL BAND. #TEAMVAMPY4EVR YALL." ***** |
| Some alt gets a Robert Smith tattoo to prove she is a Crystal Castles fan Posted: 17 Nov 2010 02:53 PM PST Photo by thecobrasnake
Just got this kewl new tatty So excited abt this new era of Crystal Castles <3 <3 <3 Bobbie Smith Would u get a Robert Smith tattoo? |
| Zooey Deschanel and Natalie Portman show off their titties in a new indie movie 2gthr Posted: 17 Nov 2010 11:06 AM PST Zooey Deschanel is an indie film actress and musician singer lady from the hit band "Him and She." Natalie Portman is the 'poster-child' of the 2k0s indie film movement, but she was also in mainstream stuff like Star Wars and maybe the Matrix, I think. Anyways, it seems like they 'teamed up' to be in one of those 'high budget comedies.' I think most blogs will 'scoop' this movie as starring Danny McBride (Eastbound and Down) and James Franco (he's s00 funnie and post-modern and dreamy), but I don't rlly care abt them. Really focused on Zooey D + Nat Ports. Don't really care if this movie is 'funnie' or if it 'recaptures the romantically zany spirit of the Princess Bride.' Just want to know if Zooey Deschanel or Natalie Portman 'get naked' in this film. Wondering where Zooey got those 'huge tits.' I have analyzed her build before, and she is rlly skinny [via crazy coke eyes]. Wonder if the got implants for this role, or if there is some sort of Hollywood wonder bra technology that she is utilizing. Wonder if Ben Gibbard will be like 'keep them big' or if he likes her bite sized breasts. Also saw that Natalie Portman strips half naked into some sort of thong. I remember Natalie Portman got naked in that one Wes Anderson short film. Really coulda gone for a 'fuck scene' in Garden State, except Zach Braff wouldn't really be believable as a dude who is 'pounding' a piece of a$$ cuz he was so emo. Also one time Zooey Deschanel released a 'sex tape' but no1 knows if it was rlly her [link] R u 'excited' abt this movie? Do u think Nat Port + Zooey D would be the ultimate indie female sandwich, or would u go with |
| Some band remixes rape gaze legends SALEM Posted: 17 Nov 2010 09:36 AM PST
Anyways, some band remixed some Salem song. Haven't heard the original/can't really tell the difference between a lot of Salem songs, but I really dig their rapegazey brand. Need to see them live soon so I can really see what they are all about/if their shows are rlly boring, or possibly an 'erotic fuckfest.' Really can't tell if this song is even bloggable. Oh Salem... but u have me on the edge of my seat |
| The Arcade Fire hides Regine on the drums after she ruined SNL Posted: 17 Nov 2010 09:01 AM PST The Arcade Fire was recently on SNL, and they kinda 'tanked' because they let Regine sing [link], so they went on some other late night live talk show, and decided "Hmmmm... Guess we shouldn't let Regine sing again because even though the song is good in MP3 format, we don't want to ruin our band's brand so let's just go ahead and let Win sing a song that ppl in the UK would like.' They played "Month of May" and hid Regine in the very back on drums even though they already have a drummer. They probs told her 'We want to show off that u r a multi-instrumentalist and important building block of our band" but secretly the band was probs all like "thank godddddd she's not singing and twirling around her whips.' Feel kinda bad for her, like they 'humiliated her.' Win seems abusive. He even made her wear a cheesy headset mic. Here is 'Ready to Start.' Not really many Regine shots in these vids. Kinda pissed. So tired of the Ginger Bro. Can Regine play the drums 4 real? |
| My parents drive a car that makes me look poor/rich/middle-class. Posted: 16 Nov 2010 07:42 PM PST I remember when I was a child, my parents would drive me to school most mornings, dropping me off to start my day. Even though they didn't realize it because they had 'grown up problems', there was a lot of anxiety within me abt the kind of car that they drove. A lot of ppl say u go 2 school to 'learn', but the American school system is actually a process of 'being judged' and learning how to react/evolve/thrive/fail. Most Americans know whether or not they 'fit in' with society by the end of freshman year of high school. Even though my parents didn't really have a 'sloppy jalopy' like some of the poorest kids at school, I still felt like my parents should have probably worked harder so that they could have bought a sweet car that would have aided/enhanced my personal brand. It's sorta weird how even though ur a kid, u can still tell how 'material things' can shape ur 'social status.' Even though u r young, and have no idea how money works/how much BMWs+Mercedes+Range Rovers cost, u wish ur parents would move to a cheaper house so they could at least have a sweet ass ride. I felt scared that my personal brand would be compromised if some1 saw me getting out of a 'poor person'/lower middle class car. Like ppl would think that I ate 'free lunch' and lived in some sort of 'crappy apartment' on the edge of town/our district. They would find out I came from a single-parent household, or that we had been on 'food stamps' until my mom got her most recent job. They would find out that my Abercrombie clothes were actually 'hand me downs'/purchased on sale/that I made my mom max out her credit card 2 purchase them. Nothing says 'I'm fucking sweet + loaded' "I don't tolerate dorkiness." -lil ass hole bro Feel ashamed of my father Nothing is sweeter than having a sweet car with kid-friendly features But srsly... Look at his bald, fat ass Letting ur friends ride in the back seat with u Just glad my parents took the time to really 'think abt' how a kid can turn out to be 'effed' if they think they are inferior to other kids. Kids need to feel 'rich', even if they aren't. Raising a kid who thinks he/she is poor means raising a kid who doesn't believe they can achieve their dreams. Instead of seeing money as no object, they see it as a bottleneck/restraining factor in their existence. My parents understood that they had to 'spend some money' to make sure that I was rich and able to select from the top tier of 'potential friends' at my local elementary/middle/high school. Once again I am a lil tween ass hole //ashamed of u dad Is Toyota launching a 'brilliant' / 'spot on' marketing campaign, or are they 'pissing off America'? Did I mention my dad is a 'complete fggt' who wears fanny packs? I'm going 2 break the cycle |
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