Friday, November 12, 2010

HIPSTER RUNOFF

HIPSTER RUNOFF

Some punk bro fence jumper 'gets his ass kicked' at relevant music festival

Posted: 12 Nov 2010 01:44 PM PST

Photo via flickrbro


I can do anything
I can do anything
I can do anything I want
Just want to sneak in2 a relevant music festival
Without paying for tix
2 see my fave indie buzzbands
for an entire weekend

Wish there was some sort of 'free' music festival
so I wouldn't have to 'steal'
potentially go 2 jail

Gonna jump the fence
make a 'run for the crowd'
Avoid paying
save tons of money
sorta like switching 2 Geico [via car insurance]

'Jesus'
'Didn't really work out.'
'Fucked.'
'So is my girlfriend.'
'I hope we don't go 2 jail.'
'Shit.'

Slamming their ass to the ground
taking this opportunity 2 'beat some1 up'
crush some1's skull
'accidentally' kill some1
but if I am on trial
I will explain the situation
saying 'I was working at the music festival,
which made me a property owner
I had the right to kill any1 who trespassed against us
[via the Our Father Prayer].'

Sorry bro
Not on my watch

I'll see u
in the slammer
Just bc u have a punk lil leather jacket
doesn't mean
u transcend society
via 'punkwave' lifestyle

ur just a buzzband fan
like the rest of us
and if u wanna enjoy buzzbands
ur gonna have 2 pay 2 see them
just like the rest of us

Have yall ever jumped a fence at a relevant music festival?
If ur attending a music festival and some1 jumps the fence, do u feel like u have the right to tackle/apprehend/murder them?
When will a fence jumper get murdered' by security?
Should music festivals used 'barb wire' /electric fences to protect their consumer experience?

PREVIOUSLYGRAPHIC PHOTO: An Altbro Breaks His Leg trying to jump fence into a music festival

Unchill AZN bro gets his nipples pierced [via Janet Jackson Super Bowl meme]

Posted: 12 Nov 2010 09:42 AM PST

Link: http://www.bjpandabear.com/2010/11/vapid-washout.html


So u got ur nipples pierced?
That's chill
Lets ppl know that ur DTF
which may or may not be chill

Surprised that u went with such intense nipple rings
Sorta remind me of the Janet Jackson vibe
from the Super Bowl
when Justin Timberlake rape gazed her

That's sorta like the most unchill moment
in mainstream TV history
really makes sense that ur re-implementing that brand
getting ur Janet Jackson on

Every1 was all scared of tits back then
but it rlly changed our society
maybe ur opening up a portal to the future
challenging us
re-shaping social norms

Maybe u know exactly what ur doing
Maybe society is unchill
and u must use reverse unchill psychology to make society learn how 2 chill
Sometimes I don't even know the difference between chill and unchill any more

Do u <3 Janet Jackson's tittie?
Would u ever get a Janet Jackson nipple piercing?
Should Unchill AZN bro get 'mad buff' like Janet Jackson?
Is Janet Jackson the most talented Jackson?

Do u think Unchill AZN bro should still to riding the curtain wave?

Michael Cera goes on the new Conan show 2 try 2 be alt

Posted: 12 Nov 2010 09:26 AM PST

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Michael Cera is an alternative actor who stars in quirkly lil indie films. Conan O'Brien was fired from being a talk show host bc he didn't have a mainstream enough fan base. It seems like they 'joined forces' to help 1 another try to be alt on some show.

Honestly didn't watch this entire interview, but I feel like both of these bros have 'very strong followings' of ppl who are trying to be alt/edgy. I only saw the first part of the interview where Conan was like "Ur the same person in real life that u r in the movies, right?" Then Mikey Cera hesitated, made weird faces, then said something quirky and humble, as if he was in an indie film abt going on a talk show.

Do u wish Michael Cera would 'get serious' abt life and stop pretending he is an indie film all the time?
Is Mikey Cera a legit actor, or is he 'just himself' so it doesn't count?
Do u <3 or h8 Mikey Cera?
Will Mikey Cera ever 'step out of his comfort zone' and play a real character or will he just keep playing himself?

R u excited abt 'the new Conan'?
Is 'the new Conan' just as boring as the old Conan except he just makes resentful/insecure jokes abt being fired?
Is it a bad sign that he booked Mikey Cera and probably can't get top tier talent 2 go 2 TBS?
Is George Lopez the #1 talk show host on TBS?

If George Lopez starred in Scott Pilgrim Vs The World/The Tonight Show, would it have been a box office success?

Some alts stand in line 2 get WAVVES' autograph

Posted: 11 Nov 2010 05:59 PM PST

Photo via SPIN http://www.spin.com/gallery/wavves-behind-scenes-spin?page=7#main


Standing in line
2 get the autograph of a buzzband
More than just a fan in the the crowd
at a relevant buzzband show

I will meet the buzzband
talk to them as a human
maybe strike up a conversation about the local scene
perhaps suggest a restaurant
ask 'which side of town is alt?'
or maybe some other authentic/post-ironic nostalgic reference-based convo

'Hi Wavves. Do u like dank? So do I.'
'So... How's Bethany? Yeah! She's the best.'
'Don't 4get to feed Snacky Wackies!'
'I saw on the pitchforks that u have weed grinders.'
'So whats ur nxt album gonna sound like?'
'Oh cool. Ur headed to ____ next? My friend will be at ur show.'
'Oh, ur vegan/like pizza/want to taste a regional cuisine? U should check out _____' [restaurant recommendation]
'I've been a fan for the longest time.'
'I really, really respect ur work. Not like other fans. Ur a genius. Ur really a genius.'

So many potential conversations
So much in common (Theoretically)
Maybe 1 day I will be in a buzzband
and I will talk to 'the commonfolk'
and I will connect with them
and carry on conversations

Maybe 1 day my autograph will be worth something
mean something
2 some1 besides me/my bank/my landlord

What should I do with a buzzband autograph?
Put it on ebay?
Scan it and upload it 2 facebook?
Brag 2 my friends abt how I am 'bros' with a buzzband?

Will there be a market for buzzband autographs in 10-50 years?
What is an indie autograph worth?
Are 'limited release vinyl records' the ultimate indie collectors item?

Do yall ever talk 2 buzzbands?
What do u talk about?
Do u think buzzband members enjoy interacting with fans, or is it repetitive/lame?

Please use the comments section to tell a personal story abt that 1 time u talked 2 the member of a buzzband and what yall talked abt.