Jack Donoghue is the lead singer of the popular rape gaze buzzband Salem. Many ppl h8 the term 'rape gaze' bc they think it is abusive bc women get raped, but they don't realize that men can get raped+abused too, so they should probably chill out and try to get dark with the music.
It seems like Salem is releasing tons of dark memes trying to brand themselves as rlly rapegazey. I am not sure what these 2 bros are doing, but I have read it is called autoerotic asphyxiation. U basically cum + lose consciousness at the same time due to lack of air. Some ppl really get off 2 it. Wonder if this is a 'new kind of authentic bro' where u torture/pleasure one another in ur spare time. Feel like that bro's shit eating grin is pretty chill, but I would probably have the same face if a buzzband bro 'choked me out.'
Do yall <3 Jackie D? Do u wish he would choke u out? Do yall ever hang out with ur bros shirtless and do sexual/painful things 2 one another?
Do yall wanna hang out with Jack Donny? Is Jack Donoghue revolutionizing the gay indie male brand? Will the rest of the indie gays have to 'step it up' 2 compete with him? Are u crushing on Jack? Have u ever been choked out? XX BONUS JACK RAPPING VIDEO XX
I remember the ginger from the MIA video for "Born Free" who got assassinated. His real life name is 'Ian Hamrick' [link] but he will always be known as the assassinated ginger. It seemed like his career was gonna 'take off' because every1 watched him explode as he ran over a landmine/got shot in the head/cried like a lil ginger baby... but then we waited... and waited... and we waited... but his career never really went any where. It seems like he is 'back' in some music video for some band. Not sure who they are, or if this song is any good, but just kept watching waiting for this lil kid to get asassinated.
Sorta miss his lil sad face
I remember one time he was gonna be in a mainstream video, but then he was fired bc he was in a controversial video [link].
Kinda worried abt his career. Bet he wants to be an actor, but Hollywood is probably like "No--u can't be an actor...U were assassinated in that 1 video.'
Kinda miss MIA's ginger music video. I feel like now I only 'get off' to videos where people explode, or where titties are jiggling.
Do u think Ian Hamrick's career is 'effed'? Was it a bad decision 2 be in the MIA video? Did he miss out on his opportunity to be the 'token ginger' in mainstream Hollywood hits? Does this song sound 'good'? Do u think he is gonna be stuck in gimmicky alt indie band videos 4 the rest of his career? Did u just watch this video cuz u expected him to get shot in the head?
Panda Bear was supposed to release TOMBOY which was supposed to save 2k10 which was supposed to be a really blggbl year of music. But then TOMBOY never came out, and Panda is sorta under pressure from the blogosphere to release more content, so he keeps releasing singles. He has some new single [via 'limited release vinyl'] that I guess is supposed to pick up a few thousand dollars from his most loyal fans.
I sorta just wish he'd take his time and promise us a new album in 2k20, but maybe he needs some cash and is afraid his brand is gonna be dead by then. Sorta wish TOMBOY had come out this year.. Maybe it woulda changed music 4evr... Maybe Pitchfork woulda panned it (just like they panned Avey), then the AnCo brand would be 'swirling down the shitter.'
Here is the 'album art' for his new single. It looks like there is some unknown man searching for relevant mp3s by some lake, or something. He seems alone and depressed.
Here is 'how the label' describes his new shit:
"Highlighting his prodigious production and vocal talent, 'Last Night at the Jetty' finds [Noah] Lennox's beautifully layered, honeyed vocal harmonies morphing across a fairly simple grid of wobbly guitar, a whip-crack metronome-beat and a scattering of electronic sounds and effects. B-side 'Drone' takes an even more reductive, minimalist approach, jettisoning the beat altogether with Lennox's long-held vocals hovering over a step-sequence of synthesized tone-blocks."
Here is Pandy performing the song live. Soo ovr it. Just want TOMBOY. Running out of patience.
Miss u Person Pitch h8 u drone wave Losing trust Losing trust in Panda so pissed let down angry at myself 4 thinking that 2k10 would be saved I'm sorrie
Are yall still 'pumped' abt Panda Bear's brand? Do u think this single is 'worth a damn'? Do u think Panda deserves 2 charge money for his MP3s or do we deserve them 4 free now? Has Deakin leapfrogged to the top of the AnCo power rankings? Should Panda Bear be the scape goat of 2k10 instead of MGMT? Should M.I.A. retire?
Jonsi is the lead singer bro of the popular indie rock band Sigur Ros, except he went solo, probs because he was like "I write all of these songs, now I have to share them with these bros. Just gonna go solo and save up some money because the Icelandic economy is dying."
Anyways, he did the thing where he went on Fallon, except he was dressed as a crazy Indian bro. Potentially offensive, but maybe I don't know enough abt global cultures. Not sure what his deal is, or if they have 'Native Americans' in Iceland. He seems to be 'going ape shit' and his band is vibing. Wonder if mainstreamers who saw this 'immediately changed the channel' or if they were 'inspired' and 'googled his name' 2 learn more. It's a shame that there is a language barrier, so Jonsi couldn't 'collab' with The Roots. I think that is what most bands do on Fallon just because they think it 'gives them cred' or something.
Oh Jonsi. He's SoOoOoO ZaNy.
Is Conan the new Fallon? Will Jonsi win 'album of the year'? Do u think his music makes u giggle in an inspired way? Do u think his costumes are offensive? Is Jonsi more talented than Bjork? Was Jonsi great on Fallon?
I'm just a polar bear the distant cousin of the Panda Bear Living in the Arctic/Antarctic Every day big pieces of ice that I live on begin 2 melt away kinda sad so many humans ruining my vibes by driving 'gas guzzlers' but recently, humans started driving Hybrid Cars which use a lil bit of gas and a lil bit of electricity has really helped out shits not melting as much any more it's rlly sweet
I decided to go on a lil 'road trip' to visit a human who recently bought a NISSAN LEAF HYBRID AUTOMOBILE just to say 'thnx' Even though he didn't realize it he really helped me and I just want him 2 know that he is a chill bro for riding the electric car wave Swam in the ocean crawled thru the forest walked thru relevant major metropolitan areas Walked down highways Visited a few chill places, bought some souvenirs Even lived in a sweet loft in Brooklyn but ultimately felt more alone than evr Anyways, eventually got to that bro's house and hugged him Dude thought I was gonna kill him but I was like 'no bro--thnx 4 buying a hybrid. U saved my life.' Then he was all like "Dont know who the eff u r. I wanted to buy a Hummer but ended up in this lil piece of shit car Know the gas is cheap but still feel like a pussie when I drive it around."
Then I was like "I live on an ice cap thanx for not melting it."
Then he said "Global Warming is Bull shit. Go back 2 ur g-d hippie college and leave me alone with ur liberal propaganda [via the Daily Colbert Show]" I went ahead and caught a JetBlue flight home so I could watch TV during my flight. Feeling kinda dumb Like a long distance love affair that didn't work out.
I feel like a huge piece of shit I wish my ice cap igloo house had just melted away and a huge piece of ice cut me in half killing me, taking me out of my misery
Humans are kinda lame Not sure if they 'get' the environment or if they really care abt animals like me/relevant ecosystems Seems like they only care abt hybrid cars for the sake of 'status'
Just kinda sux that everything is abt branding + consumerism instead of 'doing it 4 the right reasons' 2 save the polar bears
I'm still alone No1 understands me I'm completely fucked Nothing can save our Earth/world/environment/society It doesn't matter what I do with my life who I am nice 2 what I believe in
We're fucked. Goodnite world Sad/Dead on the inside
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Can we save the environment [via carbon emissions] or is it already effed? If I buy a hybrid, will some sort of animal come 2 thank me? Do hybrid cars even make a difference? If a panda bear/ polar bear hugged u in ur driveway would u try to kill it? Is global warming = bullshit? Should I buy a Nissan Leaf or does it look like a clown car? Are the ice caps rlly melting, or is that an old wives' tale? Should all animals be preserved 4evr in man-made environments at regional zoos? Should ppl 'walk' instead of buying hybrids? Will polar bears come 2 kill us if we keep melting their igloos? Do u h8 environmentalism?
