Wednesday, November 10, 2010

HIPSTER RUNOFF

HIPSTER RUNOFF

Andrew VanWynGarden is still sad :-(

Posted: 10 Nov 2010 05:34 PM PST

Link: http://www.gorillavsbear.net/2010/11/08/photos-fun-fun-fun-fest-2010/mgmt/


ANDY WAS HERE
ANDY WAS SAD
ANDY WAS MGMT
ANDY WAS MANAGEMENT
ANDY WAS BUZZWORTHY
ANDY WAS BUZZBAND
ANDY WAS KIDS.MP3
ANDY WAS HAPPIE
ANDY WAS VANBROGARDYN
ANDY WAS GOLDWASSER
ANDY WAS TIME 2 PRETEND
ANDY WAS CONGRADULATIONGS
ANDY WAS A KITTY CAT ON A SURF BOARD
ANDY WAS ALIVE
ANDY WAS DEPRESSED
ANDY WAS HIS MOTHER'S SON
ANDY WAS A COLLEGE GRADUATE
ANDY WAS MEME
ANDY WAS U
ANDY WAS ME
ANDY WAS EVERY1 WE KNOW
ANDY WAS EVERY1 WE KNEW
ANDY WAS ENTRY-LEVEL
ANDY WAS AUTHENTIC
ANDY WAS HUMANITIE
ANDY WAS SELFISH
ANDY WAS SELFLESS
ANDY WAS ANDREW VANWYNGARDEN
ANDY WAS HERE

Cheer up Andrew VanWynGarden... [link]
ur fading away...
ur fading away....

R u worried about Andrew VanWynGarden?
Does he look sad in every pic now?
How do u think he will cheer up?
Do yall have any positive words/advice for Andrew?
Has 2k10 been a rough 1 for every1?
Does Andrew look sexie when he is sad?
#itgetsbttr.... #itgetsbetter, yall.

VIDEO: Ariel Pink crowdsurfs, unruly fans pull down his pants 2 see his firm lil ass

Posted: 10 Nov 2010 04:11 PM PST

Ariel Pink was recently playing a show in Houston, TX, and he decided to do some rowdy ass crowd surfing, and he was vibing out, riding fans, getting tossed around, but then fans got all crazy and were tugging everywhere, yanking to and fro, and he was all like "nooo put me down" but they were crazy just like when the Beatles came to America so the music was loud and fans were just like 'hell no, we are not putting u down' but Ariel was like 'plz, I'm just wearing a flower print shirt' and the fans were like 'ur soo sexie Ariel' and he was like 'listen, I feel really comfortable, plz put me down' but the crowd would not stop partying to his lofi fuzz james and things were so out of hand so then they got really aggressive, started ripping his clothes, and fans eventually tried to pull his pants down, and Ariel was like 'aw hell naw' and rolled on to the stage and escaped from the mosh pit, but it was too late because they already fondled his peen and some1 with a youtube video camera got a shot of his nice, firm lil ass and was like "See u on youtube, Ariel!"

Do u think Ariel has a nice ass?

Should fans 'chill out' when indie rock gods are crowdsurfing?
Was it unchill 4 fans to pull down his pants, or does Ariel need 2 go buy a belt?
Is it only cool to try to fingerbang a is crowdsurfing artist when they are a female?
Do yall have a lot of respect for Alice Glass because she really 'covers up her goodies' before she goes in2 the crowd?
Does crowdsurfing at Ariel Pink shows mean that he has 'made it'?
Has Ariel Pink ever crowdsurfed on u, and have u fondled his junk?
If u could fondle a crowdsurfing male indie celeb, who would it be?
Ezra Koenig? Twin Shadbro? The dude from Crystal Castles? Chaz Bundick? Ernie Greene?
R u worried abt Ariel's safety?
Does Ariel have the best a$$ in indie music?

Ke$ha shows off her bangin bikini body on the beach [via riding slutwaves

Posted: 10 Nov 2010 02:09 PM PST

Link: http://www.thesuperficial.com/alright-who-let-keha-in-a-bikini-11-2010


Oh K3$ha
the ultimate slutwaver
taking ur brand
2 such great heights

showing off ur rocking bikini bod.

Every inch of u
makes me wanna buy 1 of ur mp3s
I'm in a slutwave haze 4 u
Craving u so hard

'I want to lick lick lick lick lick u from ur head 2 ur toes.'
-LudaChris

Better than Lady Gaga
Better than Tittie Perry
Better than Willard Smith/Rihanna
going in2 the ocean
2 ride slutwaves 4evr

A true pop icon
who will evolve [via madonnas]
and ride slutwaves 4evr

Oh Ke$ha
wish I could spend
7 minnies in heavie with u

I want 2 meet u
where the Chillwave Ocean and Slutwave Ocean meet
and make love 2 u
in fertile, warm waters

Do yall think Ke$ha has moved to the top of the slutwave power rankings?
Do u <3 her banging bikini bod?
Is this a 'fashion disaster'?
Do u think she should work more on her image 2 become the #1 slutwaver?
R u hornie?

Tween Idol Demi Lovato goes 2 rehab because she did coke at a Neon Indian show

Posted: 10 Nov 2010 11:16 AM PST

Link: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/11/10/demi-lovatos-heavy-drinki_n_781429.html


Demi Lovato is a popular Disney Tween star who recently went to rehab because she is a teen junkie [via the Lindsay Lohan model]. One time she tweeted abt how awesome Neon Indian was [link], and many were worried that she would ruin the Neon Indian brand. It seems like maybe Neon Indian ruined the Demi Lovato brand by partying hard with her & sending her into a 'complete tailspin'

Recently, Demi Lovato 'checked in2 rehab', and insiders have begun 2 say that her night really fell apart when she did tons of blow at a relevant Neon Indian afterparty.

The intense pressure on Demi Lovato reached a breaking point when reps for the young star announced she "left her tour to seek medical treatment for emotional and physical issues she has dealt with for some time," issues such as cutting and eating disorders.
Now, new eyewitnesses confirm to Life & Style those problems are only exacerbated by the teenager's heavy drinking and partying. Texas college student Brian Payne clearly remembers the night he spent hanging with Demi in North Richland Hills, Texas, where he saw her firsthand doing cocaine at a mutual friend's house party on Dec. 28 last year. "She was doing line after line like a pro - and she was 17 at the time," he tells Life & Style, recalling the wild party they attended after a concert by the band Neon Indian at the Granada Theater in Dallas. "I just remember her doing it as if she had been doing it for a long time. It didn't seem like something new to her."

Damn. It seems like this is 'great news' for Neon Indian's brand. Like they 'party so hard' that they send tween sensations to rehab. Feel like this is a great storyline for their upcoming album cycle, like something that will give them mainstream press. Instead of answering the question "HOW DOES IT FEEL 2 BE CHILLWAVE?" they can answer "DID YALL REALLY PARTY HARD WITH DEMI LOVATO?"

Sorta wanna go to a relevant Neon Indian afterparty now so that my life can 'totally fall apart' from doing line after line like I'm an effing pro.'

Wonder if Demi Lovato is going to sue "Texas college student Brian Payne" for snitching so hard on her blow habits.

"This is a young girl who got caught up in the fame and fortune of Hollywood and couldn't see straight anymore," says another insider. "She had eating issues and emotional issues, and everything else got hitched along with that."

Is there anything wrong with being skinny and having fun?
Do u think she really needed 2 go 2 rehab?
Is her disney career ovr?
Should Miley Cyrus do more blow with relevant buzzbands?
Will Demi Lovato re-emerge as a relevant indie star?
Do u think she got tired of partying with the Jonas Brothers [via drinking diet soda pop, eating pizza, and watching 3D movies]?

R u proud of Neon Indian?
Does this put them in a great position 4 their 2k11 album cycle?
Is it unchill that Neon Indian is being blamed 4 her rehab, or is it a good meme 4 them?
Have yall ever done line after line of blow at a relevant buzzband afterparty?
Have u ever done illegal drugs with some1 famous / alt-famous?

BREAKING: Ernest Greene's wife joins Washed Out

Posted: 10 Nov 2010 10:16 AM PST

Photo by Pam Cantu


Ernest Greene, aka Washed Out, is about to start a new album cycle for his 'highly anticipated' 2k11 follow up album. It seems like he is really going to be in an indie armsrace for the 2k11 album of the year, one of the most sought after trophies since 2k9.

It seems like he invited his wife Blaire to join the new touring band. It seems like a good move, especially after the Ernest 'kicked the Small Black' out of his band to preserve a higher P4k score.

Wonder if Blair is gonna put Washed Out over the top, like maybe they will get a few more female fans to ride chillwaves. Do u think she forced her way into the band 2 be all like 'Listen all of u indie skanks--he is mine.' Hope she doesn't pull a Yoko Ono and ruin Washed Out's chill vibes.

Photo via erniegreenblogspots

Wonder if Ernest Greene is attempting to turn them into a top tier indie couple to deepen his indie brand + promote post-anco family values. He is some picture of them with the Beach Houses. I'm glad Ernie is chill, bc that Beach House dude really ruins vibes when I'm just trying to vibe out 2 my girl Vicki LeGranderton.

R u excited 4 the new Washed Out album in 2k11?
Do u want to build a time machine and skip the rest of 2k10?
Is letting ur wife join the band a constructive thing 2 do for ur relationship?
Do yall wish Ernie was single?

Do yall wish Blaire was single?
Do yall respect their relationship, and aspire to be a relevant indie power couple?

Will Ernest and Blaire Greene become the next big indie power couple?

Do yall think if Avey Tare had let Kria Brekken join AnCo, they wouldn't have gotten divorced? [link]

The AZN Bro in Best Coast tries 2 peer pressure Bethany [via Alice Glass]

Posted: 10 Nov 2010 09:33 AM PST

photos by Tim Griffin
Link: http://www.brooklynvegan.com/archives/2010/11/fun_fun_fun_fes_17.html#


AZN BRO: U wanna take a drink?

Bethanie: No--I think I'm kewl. Really just wanna crush my set.

AZN BRO: Nah cmon babe. It's cool. It's what Alice Glass does. I brought this bottle in my backpack.

Bethanie: No thnx... I srsly just wanna play my music. I want to inspire alts all around the world. I want to be a good role model 4 women + girls + tweens + alts.

AZN BRO: Look at me though. I'm having a fucking ball on stage. THIS COULD BE U. UR missing out.

Bethanie: Please stop trying to peer pressure me. I already feel chill. Just rolled a lil spliff, so I think I'm good 2 go.

AZN BRO: U sure? I'm srsly vibing/partying rite now.

Alice Glass: SUP YALL! Let's take some shots!

Every1 in unison: Ohhh Alice! When will she ever learn?

Is Bobb Bruno (the AZN Bro) being unchill?
Is Bethany strong 4 resisting the urge to drink a bottle of Jack on stage?
Does Alice Glass show up any time some1 alt is drinking a bottle of whiskey?
Does Bethany look totes keuties in these pix?
When will Alice Glass evr learn?
Do yall carry around bottle service in ur backpack?

Diplo and the guy from Pashy Pit try to get 'effed up' on baby formula

Posted: 09 Nov 2010 07:25 PM PST


Apparently the dude from Passion Pit (Michael Angelakos) and Diplo 'wrote some mp3s' 2gether. Not sure if I really care because Passion Pit is too 'entry lev bleep bloop wave' 4 me, and I am not even sure how much I like Diplo's music. I guess he is just one of those DJs with a strong/chill DJ brand but then when u take a step back ur like 'I guess he wrote that Paper Planes song and that 1 Major Lazer song but whatever.'

Anyways, it seems like they 'tried to get effed up' by drinking Pedialyte together. I have never had a kid, so at first I thought Pedialyte was some sort of energy drink + malt liquor, similar to Sparks or Four Loko. Then maybe thought it was a 'niche mixed drink' using a trendy new vodka that is marketed towards alts. Found out it is baby formula / something u give 2 kids who lost a lot of fluids.

Not sure why they are drinking it. Maybe they think it effs them up?
Do u think Pedialyte is a [HIGHLY BLOGGABLE] drank? Are tweens gonna start trying to get effed up on Pedialyte?

Worried abt them. Hope they are okay.

Do yall like Pash Pits/Dipsy?
Do u think they will write a bloggable mp3, or does Duplo just 'collab with every1' even if it is forgettable?
Can Passion Pit's next album debut at #1?
Is Diplo 'a genius'?
Would yall rather drink Pedialyte or Four Loko?
Does Pedialyte 'eff u up' [via Purple Drank]?
Do u 'care' that they collab-ed, or are collabs 'rlly boring'/usually unfulfilling + forced 2 create memes?