HIPSTER RUNOFF |
- Cheer Up, Andrew VanBroGardyn
- One of the altbaguettes in the Dirty Projectors holds unidentified sex toy on stage
- Jared Leto wins a fake award, accidentally thinks it is real, gives pretentious acceptance speech
- Ariel Pink wears zany female blouse on stage
- Urban Outfitters rebrands with an ugly new logo
- NSFW: Michael Cera's GF accidentally releases tittie pix
- Sad lil clown drinks a brewskie, thinks abt life.
- SLUTWAVE FASHION RECAP [via some bullshit MTV Awards Show]
Posted: 09 Nov 2010 06:00 PM PST Photo via Brooklyn Vegan by Tim Griffin
U look cold and distant Listen, maybe I was hard on u let's try to think about some positives to cheer u up A lot of ppl will be waiting for u to fail Cheer up bro. U don't have 2 play "KIDS" any more, okay? Maybe u can 'rearrange' the song Just want u 2 cheer up
Loosen up, bro Can MGMT 'revive' their careers? |
One of the altbaguettes in the Dirty Projectors holds unidentified sex toy on stage Posted: 09 Nov 2010 03:43 PM PST photos by Tim Griffin Link: http://www.brooklynvegan.com/archives/2010/11/fun_fun_fun_fes_13.html Pictured: A dirty Projie girl jimmy jangles a tambourine on stage. All I know is that u have 3 altbaguettes in ur band I think HALEY is pictured above This is ''Amber Coffman' Oh dirty projjies Don't care what ur into I want 2 be with u Really dig that the DirtProj bro added 3 altbaguettes 2 his band What would yall do with for 1 hour with a conceptual sex toy + a Dirty Proj altbaguette? |
Jared Leto wins a fake award, accidentally thinks it is real, gives pretentious acceptance speech Posted: 09 Nov 2010 11:57 AM PST
Before I formally accept this award, I would like you all to watch my music video, in order to truly understand our brand. It is a music video that I helped to direct for our hit song "Closer to the Edge." Please dim the lights, and enjoy. I have provided you with large headphones so that u can appreciate our full sound.
I am an artist. I am more than an artist. I am Jared Letbro. Thank you for this award. I am not sure if it is an Oscar, an Emmy, a Grammy, a Nickelodeon Kids Choice Award, or a Pitchfork 10.0 trophy, but I am appreciative. This is certainly not the first award we have won, and certainly not our last, but we appreciate your Awards Show's willingness to merge your brand with us. Even though we are easily the #1 band in the world right now, and a top-10 all time band, we are happy that you recognize our brilliance. I'd like to thank our fans. It is truly an honor, not to me, but 2 ur award, for getting to be with me. I have a trophy room in my house, and this will be placed in it, right next to my 'Best Supporting Actor' Oscar from Fight Club. The trophy room is right next to my walk-in closet, which houses some of the most alternative fashions in the world. I'm not going to lie--being Jared Leto is awesome, and I am happy to be me, and that is probably the greatest award that any1 can give u in life. However, ur award is nice, and once again, I would like to repeat that I am awesome, an artist, hot, bangable, and the greatest musician alive. Thanks, and the awards show is now over, because this moment cannot be topped, and no other band is as important as my band. Good night every one. Hit me up @JaredLeto. thanks, |
Ariel Pink wears zany female blouse on stage Posted: 09 Nov 2010 09:05 AM PST Photos by Tim Griffin via Brooklyn Vegan http://www.brooklynvegan.com/archives/2010/11/fun_fun_fun_fes_12.html
Sorta just wish I had a chill AZN bro to chill with Oh Ariel Is Ariel Pink a 'fashion icon'? |
Urban Outfitters rebrands with an ugly new logo Posted: 09 Nov 2010 08:22 AM PST
Urban Outfitters decided to create a new logo. I don't even know if they have an official logo. Maybe this is just a crappy logo that they put up on their website to drive traffic after the new GAP logo got so much internet buzz. Probably just trying to design something way dumber, see if it is a good marketing gimmick. Do u think they used Microsoft Word Art to design their logo? Is the Adobe Creative Suite 'overrated'? Do u believe in the power of graphic design? |
NSFW: Michael Cera's GF accidentally releases tittie pix Posted: 08 Nov 2010 07:46 PM PST
Anyways, it seems like the Juno Broad has 'huge breastes' because she sexted them to some1. At least she mixed in some 'eff all the haters' poses into her sexts, just in case they were leaked 2 hornie bros on the internet. Sorta suggestive. Do yall like 'huge breasteses' or 'tiny perky breasts'? Or 'somewhere in the middle'? Oh Juno... When will she evr learn? Who is Mikey Cera's ideal woman? |
Sad lil clown drinks a brewskie, thinks abt life. Posted: 08 Nov 2010 06:42 PM PST photos by Tim Griffin via Brooklyn Vegan
Know this is making u laugh Maybe there's a lil bit of sad clown inside of all of us. Maybe life will nvr get better. Sad on the inside dead on the inside |
SLUTWAVE FASHION RECAP [via some bullshit MTV Awards Show] Posted: 08 Nov 2010 05:11 PM PST
Just thought I'd vibe out to some slutwave fashion [via 'recap'] Seems like Katy Perry wore some sort of 'ticket' dress, like u can 'have ur way with her' as long as 'the price is right' [via 'get in line, yall'] Shakira rode some slutwaves, wore a jungle outfit or something ethnic. Miley Cyrus seems to have 'gone conservative' and covering up her lil slutwave brand with a long ass dress. Maybe she thought that is how ppl in Europe dress. But then she performed live and 'crushed it', staying true to her roots [via camel toe] Then she got in 'glow in the dark paint' to sorta simulate the sex tape vibes [via glow in the dark cum on skin] Seems like 'being a piece of meat' is the ultimate slutwave costume/outfit/personal brand. Remember that time that broad from Paramore tweeted 'tit pix'? 'hey look it is lady gaga via skype' Katy Perry wears some jumpsuit 2 be more like Larry Gaga. Not enough breast/cameltoe/etc. feel like 'too much fabric' on ur body means that men can't get turned on by thinking abt feeling ur soft skin. Miss u Chris Brown. Wonder if he was chill or unchill. So many slutwavers sigh... Who is ur fave slutwaver? |
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