Tuesday, November 2, 2010

HIPSTER RUNOFF

HIPSTER RUNOFF

Mark Zuckerberg hands out 'full-size' candy bars 2 trick-or-treaters 2 prove he is rich

Posted: 02 Nov 2010 05:09 PM PDT

Link: http://www.cynical-c.com/?p=19896


I remember when I was a kid
I lived in a middle class neighborhood.
U were lucky if u got some sweet fun-sized candy when u went trick or treating
A lot of people bought the cheap ass Tootsie Roll bag
or other crappy 'bulk' varieties that weren't name-brand

I would often dream, "What if 1 day, I am rich, and I can give the children in my neighborhood a full sized candy bar."
It seems like kids really appreciate it
but then u grow older
and realize that every family has a budget
and giving candy to random ass kids
is kinda bullshit
who the eff invented this 'holiday'?

Seems sad to live in an upper-middle class area
where poor ppl drive to
then let their poor, unmannered kids run around the neighborhood
when it isn't even there

stealing all the premium brand candy bars
from kids who actually live in the neighborhood

Seems like Halloween is some sort of intense 'class war'
U kinda understand why ppl built gated communities
just 4 Halloween Night.

Sorta just wish I could be a billionaire
like Mark Zuckerbro
and give out full sized candy bars
give out iPod shuffles
give out iPads
give out FaceBucks [via gift cards]
give out Farmville / Mafia Wars / MyTown dollars
give out $10 bills
give out college funs
give out Macbooks
give out Facebook Premium accounts

When ur a billionaire,
u can do anything
Plus he is probably making mad bank from his mockumentary
"The Social Network"

Must be sweet to be a movie star
a web entrepreneur
a billionaire

U can just spend mad dollars on shit at the grocery store
2 give away
and let ppl know how effing rich u r.

Do u expect billionaires 2 give out full sized candy bars?
Are fun sized candy bars '4 poor ppl' / the middle class?

Would u have held it against Zuckerberg if he gave out anything less than a full size candy bar?
Should he have gone King Size?
Should he have given out 'healthy snacks'?
Did his AZN GF make him hand shit out?
Are trick-or-treaters 'spoiled lil ass holes' who 'had a better childhood than u'?
Is he 'greedy'?
Do u wish u were as rich as Mark Zuckerberg?
Should he build an air fortress so that no tricker treaters can reach his house unless they have a rocket pack?
What kind of Halloween candy did they give out in ur neighborhood?
Were u pissed when 'poors' / 'coloureds' invaded ur neighborhood and ruined the community experience?
Should all communities be gated/protected with a wall + security gate?

Did u see any sweet costumes while u partied this year?

Posted: 02 Nov 2010 03:14 PM PDT

Hi
How r u?
Just got back from the grocery store
got my Halloween photos developed.
Saw a lot of costumes, still trying to figure out what Halloween 2k10 was all about.

Photos by:
The Cobrasnake
LastNightsParty

Seems like a lot of ppl were Jared Leto for Halloween this year

My Cool Dad partied with us and decided to dress as a spoiled male tween

Seems like a mad ironic Myspace costume

Kinda sad that these Alt Baguettes partied on my dead grandpappy's grave/mausoleum

'I literally ate a pussie.'

Has any1 seen my peen?

Johnny Depp's most overrated role

'I'm the biggest loser, yall'

Kinda happy that Jesus BRB-ed 4 our sins.

That uniform's not gonna cut it, Mom Jeans...

Didn't Brett Michaels/Flava Flave/I Love New York/etc get 'AIDS' from hosting a VH1 trashie dating show?

I see u

"This isn't my Halloween Costume/vibe. This is srsly just how I chill all year long."

I played a character from the hit TV show 'Hoarders.'

Unchill Terrorist Bro

U have a long butt

'I literally ate pussie.'

'he ate my pussie.'

[via riding mangina waves]

'I have tig ol bitties, so I decided 2 be Katy Perry.'

I'm a Juggalo yall. H8 effing magnets.

I'm a pizza hut brand ambassador.

Can yall smell what the rock is effing cooking? [via Duane Johnson]

Slutwave Pam Anderson big titties

'I'm dressed like this 4 real. I am a post-raver sexual deviant.'

Have yall heard of Empires of the Suns?

'hey'

Do yall ever wish ur GF was a cup of coffee cuz then u could drink her?

Not sure what ur costume is, but u can't argue with exposed titties, yall.

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The MGMT bros dress in drag 4 Halloween [via Scooby Doo gimmick]

Posted: 02 Nov 2010 11:54 AM PDT

Link: http://www.rollingstone.com/music/photos/53622/229087/12


Andrew Van WynGarden is the lead singer bro of MGMT, the popular indie band that sings hit songs like "KIDS", "Time 2 Pretend" and "Electric Eels." Anyways, they got 'tons of shit' because their album Congratulations didn't meet consumer/critical expectations, so now every1 is all like "Why don't u write hits any more, yall?" Not sure what is next for their career, probs just chilling on tour for a long time, throwing down some bloggable memes.

Anyways, they played at some music festival and dressed like Scooby Doo. Seems kinda unchill, cuz they didn't really vibe out in a 'bro costume.' Maybe they don't value the peen between their legs and just wanna ride the mangina wave. Know it is 'cool' to be in touch with ur sexuality and be able to transcend gender roles, but feel like maybe I'm not as open as I once was, so I am in the process of morphing this blog to have a 'conservative agenda'-ish tone.

Here they are 'covering' the Scooby Doo intro. Do u think this sounds better than their new album?

Here is the other bro 'Ben Goldwasser' or something like that. Seems unchill that both bros dressed as female Scooby Doo characters. Feel like they shoulda picked something that was 'masculine.' Now he looks 'like a bitch' cuz he is jimmy jangling a tambourine.

Photo by Alysse Gafjken via Brooklyn Vegan

The Scooby Doo bro seems chill, like he didn't 'dress in drag', and is all like "Who let the dogs out, yall.'

Did MGMT 'crush it' with their costumes?
Are costumes a gimmicky meme?
Are they just having fun?
Does this make u like MGMT more or less?
Should they have vibed out in modern cartoon costumes?
Is Scooby Doo overrated as a vintage product?

If u saw Andrew Van WynGarden dressed like this, would u say "Cmon son" or "Sweet costume, bro. <3 the song KIDS, yall"?

Andy....
Cmon son...
Man it up...

Pitchfork 'shafts' the new Elliott Smith album even though he killed himself

Posted: 02 Nov 2010 09:30 AM PDT

Link: http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/14819-an-introduction-to/#


Elliott Smith is a popular early-indie singer-songwriter from the 1990s/2000s who tragically committed suicide. It seems like he has some sort of new album out--not sure if it is new songs, previously unreleased songs, or just a 'best of' hits album that will pick up a little bit of cash 4 the label.

Anyways, Pitchfork 'reviewed' this shit, and gave it an 8.8. Feel like that's kinda harsh. From what I understand, Elliott Smith has 'mad street cred' in the indie community, and even though he was just a bro with a guitar, he was mad 'authentic.' Seems like they shoulda given him the sympathy 10.0, since he sorta bummed every1 out, but then maybe they thought 'if we give him a 10.0, then other people will kill themselves' because they will think that they will get a 10.0'.

Which musician are u the saddest abt dying of all time?

A number of seminal musicians emerged in the 1990s and died prematurely, and sadly most of their fates were heavily foreshadowed. Both Kurt Cobain and Tupac Shakur spent much of their waking lives being their own best eulogizers; the Notorious B.I.G. named his debut album Ready to Die; and Jeff Buckley, to many, seemed fragile and vulnerable throughout his life. For those who spent years following his considerably quieter trajectory, so did Elliott Smith.

R u sad that Michael Jackson died, or did he already do enough?
Was P4k 'harsh' on Elliott Smith?
Are modern indie bands in the 8.9-10.0 range 'way better than Elliott Smith'?

Did Elliott Smith mean something 2 u, or was he just that bro who wrote the song that 'crushed it' in the Richie Tenenbaum suicide scene?

Have yall ever re-enacted the Tenenbaum suicide scene when u were shaving?

Is Elliott Smith more meaningful than an 8.8?
Does E Smith transcend p4k reviews?
Is Ell Smith a balls 2 the wall kind of bro?
Is Ellie Smith a gothwave icon?
Is Elliott Smith the most authentic 'indie' artist of all time?
Do u think his work is 'too guitar-y' and there aren't enough loops, samples, and bleep bloops?
Do u think Elliott Smith would have survived in the modern indie scene?
Do u feel like when an artist 'passes away' 2 early that we have been robbed of great mp3s, or does it just inflate the value of their existing mp3s?

Popular Hipster Blogger Perez Hilton dresses as 'Snooki' 4 Halloween

Posted: 02 Nov 2010 08:34 AM PDT

Link: http://perezhilton.com/galleries/index.php?pgid=128233&item=2&category_id=newest&category_start=0&category_end=4#


Perez Hilton
the alt hipster blggr
dressed as Snookie
the 'vagina whole whore'
from the popular series
'Vibing on the Jersey Shore'
via MTV

U got some nice titties

U got some nice sideboob

U got a keut lil boyfriend

Perez Hilton
the 'pitchfork' of mnstrm
giving every1 ratings
'roasting' their asses
Crushing it
on Halloween
riding snookwaves.

Just want to be a famous blggr
vibe out with famous ppl
be hella socially relevant on the web
a 'super user'
with a personal brand that is as important as my blog

Is it 'authentic' 2 be in2 Jersey Shore?
Is Perez Hilton the #1 blggr on the internet?
who is a more socially relevant tastemaker: Perez Hilton or Pitchfork?
Do yall think Perez looks good?
Would yall rather bang Snooki or Perez Hilton dressed as Snooki?

Karen O dressed like a gothwave Mexican 4 Halloween

Posted: 02 Nov 2010 08:16 AM PDT


Karen O is the lead singer of the hit band The Yea Ya Ye-aaahhS!, a popular NYC based buzzband from the 2k0s that had a song that was all like 'wait...they dont love yall like i love yall.'

Anyways, Karen O usually wears zany shit on stage, but on Halloween, it seems like her costume was 'potentially racist.' I am not sure if she is Mexican, so it seems like maybe she should lay off the Mexi vibes.

I am not sure what exactly her costume is. Seems like some sort of 'vintage goth' Mexican costume. Seems like some sort of dead mariachi bros. Wonder if this aesthetic embodies the spirit of the new wave emo scene in Mexico.

Do yall know what her costume is?
Is she some sort of dead Mariachi?
Is this a character from a Tim Burton animated film?
Should Karen O apologize 2 all of her Mexi fans?
Do u think her costume is chill, and she 'crushed it'?
Do the YeahYeahYeahs deserve to be maltstream?
Will the Yea Ya Yeaahs evr write a song more meaningful than "Maps"?

Do yall ever go to an authentic Mexican restaurant, then some Mariachi bros come up 2 ur table, and they babble something that means 'do u want to hear a song?' and ur like 'no brah--i got an iPod already. Srry.'