Monday, November 1, 2010

HIPSTER RUNOFF

HIPSTER RUNOFF


BREAKING: #Project_Girl gets in car accident, has neck brace

Posted: 01 Nov 2010 05:48 PM PDT


Recently, some keut alt girl did a project about the popular weblog HIPSTER RUNOFF. She has 'won the hearts' of some HRO readers, but other HRO ppl are all like 'eff her.' Only G-d really knows how to feel about her because he is basically the ultimate personal branding expert.

However, it seems like every1 is now on #Team_Project_Girl after she was in a car accident on Halloween night. Reports say that her car was stationary when some1 slammed into her car going 60 MPH. Hope she is okay.

Here is some vlog where she is listening to the now-defunct buzzband "Jesus Christ." (the indie band)

Do u think Jesus Christ is healing her?

R u sad that we almost lost #Project Girl?

R u glad that she is 'crushing it'?

R u sad that some1 literally tried to 'crush her' [via car crash]?
R u praying for her?
Would u be sad if a popular member/meme/internet of ur daily internet rounds 'died' and u never knew what happened to them?
Do u think #Project_Gurl is just 'faking' for attention?
Is this just her Halloween gimmick?

Feel free to send her positive vibes in the comments/construct custom prayer poems 4 her.

R u going to vote for her in the HIPSTER RUNOFF HALLOWEEN COSTUME CONTEST? [link]

Mainstream celeb Nicole Richie tries 2 be alt, dresses as Margot Tenenbaum 4 Halloween

Posted: 01 Nov 2010 03:01 PM PDT


Nicole Ritchie is a mainstream celeb who used to be bundled with Paris Hilton as a 'disgusting human being' who only care abt 'being rich', having peens in her body, and getting 'effed up' in 'da club.' However, eventually she distanced herself from Paris Hilton's brand, and married one of the bros from Good Charlotte and 'had a baby', then stopped focusing on 'going out' all of the time and 'being a celeb' and sorta just became a mom. 'Good for her', but at the same time, u always wonder what coulda happened if she continued partying/yoyo dieting.

Anyways, she dressed like Margot Tenenbaum 4 Halloween. Is that totally lamestream?

Do u think she looks totally alt? Do u think her life resonates with Margot Tenenbaum? Is she 'brilliant', yet living some sort of tragic lifestyle?

Wonder wtf is Good Charlotte bro's deal. Seems to be a 'gynecologist', being all like "Let me in ur pussie, yall. Spread those legs for me and I am gonna forcep ur shit open.' Kinda scared...

Is Good Charlotte 'alt'?
Is Joel Madden an authentic indie singer?
Is Nicole Richie an entry-level alt for wearing a Tenenbaum costume?
Do yall wish Nicole Richie stayed skinny/tragic?

Does Nicole Richie herself have a better/more compelling storyline than the actual Margot Tenenbaum character?
Did yall <3 Nicole more than Paris [via the Simple Life]?
Do u remember the era where it was 'totally insightful' to write an opinion piece abt how the Simple Life is bad 4 America/women/consumerism/etc?

Katy Perry makes new video where she shoots fireworks out of her titties

Posted: 01 Nov 2010 11:19 AM PDT

Katy Perry is a modern slutwave artist who has 'the sweetest rack' in the genre. She basically tries to let her 'goodies' hang out at any possible moment just to keep ur attention. Guess it is a deece strategy, because I keep watching her music videos, hoping to 'get aroused' [via a Tweenage Dream].

Anyways, this is some new music video by Katie Parry called "Firework." It sounds like some weirdo uplifting techno song, except lots of pop songs sound like house techno jams these days, so I guess it is just a relevant trend. Anyways, the video seems like it is just trying to be a meme that showcases Katy Perry's slutwave breastes bc fireworks shoot out of them.

It seems like this is supposed to be 'uplifting', like Fireworks are a metaphor for a lifeforce that helps u 2 do great things. The video is trying to be all meaningful/controversial because it features a cancer patient kid, a fat girl, a gay couple, and a family with an abusive father.

Would have to say the highlight/lowlight/unchill-light was when the husky girl took her clothes off and jumped in the pool. Woulda been chill if she stayed insecure.

Then she jumped out of the water like a whale and fireworks were shooting out of her tummy/breasteses.

Kinda ruined the slutwave vibes with this story arc/theme confronting body image.

Did yall like this video, or was it 'lost'/retarded?

Do u wish more indie female stars would have fireworks shoot out of their breasts?

Is Katy Perry the #1 slutwave artist?
Does n e 1 still listen to Lady Gaga any more?
Do u <3 Katy Perry's breasts?
Do yall beat off 2 slutwave music vids, or just watch p00rn0?
Have fireworks ever shot out of ur body?
Is "Fireworks" Animal Collective's best song?
HAve yall ever had cancer, then Katy Perry shower up with sparkler titties?

Jack from Salem is Dog the Bounty Hunter 4 Halloween

Posted: 01 Nov 2010 09:46 AM PDT


Jack Donoghue is the relevant 'front man' of Salem, who vibes out hard and plays some spookwave rapegaze crunk bro shit. It seems like he is becoming a more relevant indie celeb 'by the day', and Salem is getting tons of blog coverage.

Anyways, it looks like Jack was Dog the Bounty Hunter 4 Halloween. Do yall watch that show? Did Jack 'crush it' with his costume? Does he look

Do he look just like an alt version of Dog the Bounty Hunter?

Is Dog the Bounty Hunter a chill bro? Do u think he would vibe 2 Salem?

Does Jack always 'crush it' on stage?

Do yall <3 Jack's costume?
Do u <3 Jack?
Is Jack Donoghue the new Indie 'it boy' of 2k10?
Is Dog The Bounty Hunter going 2 burn in hell for killing so many delinquent meth heads?
Is Salem ur fave band of 2k10?

Oh Jack. U could bounty hunt me n e day...

<3 <3 <3

The MGMT bros hang out with Crystal Castles 2 try 2 be more relevant

Posted: 01 Nov 2010 06:32 AM PDT

Not sure who all those other people are. Solange is probs trying to be all indie. Jamie Kennedy is all 'I banged Jennifer Love Hewitt.' Feist dyed her hair blonde. Not sure who the eff they are.

Might Just hang out with Tom Jones, sing "It's Not Unusual" and vibe out [via Carlton Banks]

R u still pissed at MGMT for "Congratulations"?

Do u think Crystal Castles will share some bleepy bloopy technology with MGMT?
Who is a more authentic band: CC or MGMT?
Is it not unusual to be <3ed by any1?
Is Tom Jones alt?
Who is the best band in that picture?
Do yall know the difference between Seth Green and Jamie Kennedy?
Is Alice Glass the #1 female in indie music?