R u having trouble coming up with an authentic costume that will show that u have an authentic prsnl brnd?
IDEA #1: The Girl Who Squirt Spaghettios out of her Vagina as performance art Seems like all u need are some leggings + a can of spaghettios + a super tight vagina, and u can go around all nite, squirting that shit out, saying "I'm an artist, yall." IDEA #2 Ernest Greene [via Washed Out] Just get a tanktop, write 'CHILLWAVE' on it, and vibe around all night. Wear some sunglasses, let ppl know ur riding chillwaves. IDEA #3 Alice Glass Looks like u just need a skirt, a plain tshirt, some white makeup, a keut jacket, and possibly 'get really effed up' [via whiskey/vodka], and go around yelling random ass shit. Worried it might get a lil bit self-destructive if u 'do it right.' IDEA #4 The Other dude in Crystal Castles (Ethan Kath) You need a hoodie + some sambas, and u cover ur face up. Don't let people know who you are. Bring a microkorg, and just say 'bleep bloop, yall' all nite. Might be a good idea for an Ethan + Alice couples costume. IDEA #5: UnChill AZN Bro Seems like all u need is a 'curtain' or a 'blanket.' Just get some scissors, cut that shit up. Paint ur face, and be as unchill as possible. Ruin a few parties. Get kicked out. Be totally unchill. Idea #6 WAVVES Just get a swoopy bang, then smoke dank until ur paralyzed and stay in watching TV. Tweet a bunch of times abt how ur watching TV and that ur high. Idea #7 Best Coast Cut ur bangs, wear some sort of tank top + high-waisted jeans, carry around a guitar, smoke tons of dank.
Also if u have a cat, u should spray paint him 'orange' and bring him with u. Write SNACKS on him. Not sure if u need 2 get 'breast implants' [via being baffled by this google image search picture] Idea #8: Ezra Koenig of Vampire Weekend Wear something 'preppie' and bring a guitar, and say 'I'm in Vampy Weeks, yall!' People will probs get pissed @ u for ur costume being 'too simple' if ur already rich. Idea #9 Avey Tare Wear a Crocodile mask, say ur all sad, and that u released an album, and that u r the #1 member of the Animal Collectives. Glad Note: Seems 'uncool' to be Panda Bear this year. Idea #10 - Twin Shadow
Would be totally alt to go dressed as Twin Shadow in the 'Slow' video. Looks like u just need denim + a cool haircut + keep eyeball fucking every1. Idea #11 - Jack Donoghue from Salem I think u just need a tanktop of some ironic sports team, dye ur hair blonde but let ur roots grow, and just sort of vibe out. Maybe wear a sign that says 'Just cuz I'm a rape gaze bro doesn't mean I'm gonna hurt u--it's just a bloggable genre... Chill every1.'
U can also rap all screwed/crunked, and be like 'whoooa' [via taking drugs]
Do u <3 Salem bros? Will u look 'too much like an addict? Idea #12 - Steve Aoki Seems like u just need a long haired wig, some AZN vibes, some killer sneakers, a bloggable t-shirt, and a bottle of grey goose 2 pour in2 people's mouves all da time. Seems chill, live the DJ lifestyle for a nite. Idea #13 Members of the XX Seems like it might be hella alt to be the XX, especially if ur the 1 broad who 'got kicked out', but your base costume just revolves around a 'black turtle neck' + tons of eyeball fucking. Maybe put some smokey eye makeup on so that people know u r eyeball fucking them hard.
U could also just do the bullshit where u wear a black shirt that says 'X' on it with a bro, and make it a couples 'WE ARE THE XX YALL' costume.
Might 'jamie xx' and wear a baseball cap + bring a tap tap drum pad with me to a party. R u gonna be Oliver or Romy? Idea #14 - Shannon Gaga Not sure if there is some sort of 'weight requirement' 2 being this costume/human/meme. Guess u just have 2 go 2 Sonic or something and ride the monzy sticks wave. Ppl will ask 'r u lady gaga?' and u'll be like 'It's Shannon Gaga, bitches!'
Idea #15 - Carles Get a shirt on it. Write that 'I AM CARLES' see if any1 'gets' u or if they are mad irrelevant. Carles = chill? Carles = lmstrmr?
R u gonna make ur own I AM CARLES shirt? BONUS COOL DAD IDEA Robert Smith - The Crystal Castles Frontman I think this is the new Crystal Castles singer, so seems like he might be chill 2 align ur brand with. Just get a zany wig, tons of hairspray, and get 'dark.' Seems like u might have to 'gain some weight' or stuff a pillow inside of ur shirt.
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Do yall have any other relevant indie celebs / human memes who ur going 2 be for Halloween? Who is the most relevant alt celebrity costume of 2k10? Who r u gonna be for halloween? Do u have any last minute indie costume ideas?
From what I understand, tons of blogs are posting pix of Kanye West's peen. Feel like this content is 'way more interesting' than most of his mp3s and live performances. Never really 'get' why people try to say he is a great rapper or artist. Seems like he is 'just as worthless' as a slutwave singer, and it seems good that he finally embraced that role, and let us see his peen.
Feel like now he will be a sex icon, and anytime u see him on stage, u will just think about him helicoptering his peen.
Wonder how these pix emerged. He probs sexted them / accidentally tweeted them. Maybe a bitter ex-lover. I don't know. Always seems like a bad idea to send any1 cock pix [via Brett Favre]. Black peen so much 'bigger' than white peen Larger than life Kanye's shaft
Inside of this peen is where the magic happens the swagger is stored A small child will be created by this peen one day
This post is not sexual it is safe for work it is natural Kanye West is an artist
This .jpg is art
R u hornie? Does Kanye West have a 'sweet peen'? Is his peen better than his most recent album? Do yall feel jealous of this peen 4 getting 2 bang some haute broads? Would u rather have ur peen or Kanye West's peen? Are cock pix a relevant modern trend? Have u ever sent some1 a picture of ur cock/vag/body/butt hole? Do u think 'the media' should pressure Kanye West 2 do an anti-sexting PSA 4 tweens?
