Friday, October 22, 2010

HIPSTER RUNOFF

HIPSTER RUNOFF

Thinking abt my humanitarian personal brand

Posted: 22 Oct 2010 01:45 PM PDT


Thinking abt my personal brand
and how I am growing older
and Am Appy / plaid shirts
Zany headbands
Fly ass sneakers
and bloggable jeans
no longer take my prsnl brnd to 'such great heights'

Feel like I need to become a 'cool dad'
a free-spirted mom
a high bloggable parent
Who does more than just 'squirt out a few kids'
that were generated from my own seed/egg

Just want to adopt an American-born child
Let every1 know that I understand there is are emerging population issues

Not sure if I vibe that hard 2 importing kids
There's plenty of kids who need homes in America
and are pretty comparable to foreign kids
just as long as they are immersed in American society

I think abt how sweet and bad ass my life has been
No real problems, got to focus on social aspects of life
and not rlly any expectations 2 'be something great'
so it would be chill if I was able to raise some kids
that vibed out to my same American dream

Just want every1 to see my skin
then see the skin of my child
and be like "Damn. He is a good person. Because the baby has dark skin, they were probably 'rescued' from a dire situation. Wish I had the energy/financial resources 2 save some1. Instead, I am focused on raising kids with the same skin colour as me who don't appreciate it."

Just need 2 rebrand rlly bad
do something more meaningful with my life
because it seems like I'll never be in a buzzband
I'll never find an authentic partner
I'll never do anything buzzworthy with my life
Maybe it's time to 'pull a Sandra Bullock' [via the Blind Side]
and ride the Brangelina wave
Get serious abt life

Do u think adoption is chill?
Is adoption 'authentic' or do u prefer ur own seed?
Are there 'population issues' [via over-crowding]?
Should Americans only be allowed to have 1 child per household so we don't drain our corn / powdered milk reserves?
Is carrying a coloured/foreign child a 'great personal branding strategy'?
Did Sandra Bullock's career 'go down the shitter' after SPEED?

NSFW: Unchill AZN bro fondles some golden titties

Posted: 22 Oct 2010 10:38 AM PDT

Photo by the cobrasnake


Hi unchill azn bro
How r u?
That's chill
I guess

Oh damn
I see something in ur hand.
What is that?
Is that a tittie?
A tittie covered in gold?

The perfect alternative breast
Have we found it?
Is this it?
#golden_tittie

The golden tittie
cupped in ur hand
Worried that ur gonna mess it up
and prevent me from appreciating it

Maybe the Unchill Azn Bro was put on this earth
as a perf alt breast hunter
Maybe he can be a chill bro
Probs not though

Pissed @ him for ruining this picture
Just wanted to see some alt tit in gold paint
But then u just get unchill vibes
and ur like 'I wish my hand was where his hand is'
Cupping a golden tittie
perhaps suckling golden milk from it at the end of the night

Sad
Empty
Should be vibing out hard to the golden tittie
But I guess it isn't going to work out

Do u think this is the perfect alternative breast?
Do u want a golden peen / vag / teet?
Do u still vibe to unchill azn bro?
Do u h8 him?
R u hornie?

Rape Gaze band Crystal Castles utilized in BING Commercial

Posted: 22 Oct 2010 09:13 AM PDT

I just watched this commercial for BING on television that really appealed to me because I am a young 18-29-year-old-something, and I love listening to kewl music and going to music festivals. I basically only use the internet for social networking, pornography, and finding buzzbands. Anyways, it seems like this commercial wants me to use BING instead of reading blogs, the hypemachine, or any other music service on the internet.

Seems like a bunch of 'relevant buzzwords/events' were utilized in this commercial. "ACL." "Crystal Castles." "Buzzbands." "Austin." "Music Festivals." "High Resolution concert photography."

Sorta wonder if I should start using bing. If they are down with rape gaze bands like Crystal Castles, they are probs chill with me. Not sure what kind of music Google vibes too, but would have to guess "a little bit of everything."

Jesus. Just watched this other commercial that utilizes failed viral buzzband OKGO. It seems like 2 entry level losers are 'browsing the net' to find out about their fave buzzband. Sorta feel 'lame' knowing that this is the user experience that ppl get with bands these days. Wish there was a more authentic way to find + discover music on the internet.

Should I start using BING?
Is BING more powerful than Google?
Do yall <3/h8 Microsoft?
Do u hope Apple starts a chill ass search engine?
Are people who don't use Google 'living in an altered zone of reality'?
Do commercials that utilize buzzbands appeal 2 u?
Is Microsoft 'crushing it'?
Should they hire Mark Zuckerbro to build them a Social_Network?
Should they hire Steve Jobs to build them a Zune_Pod?
Should they hire Sergei Brin 2 build them a Google toolbar?
Do u have a Windows compy that searches with Bing?
Is Crystal Castles a rape gaze band?

Rape Gaze buzzband Salem 'kills it', gets positive NYTimes writeup

Posted: 22 Oct 2010 08:31 AM PDT

Link: http://tmagazine.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/10/21/salem-the-sound-of-givenchy/#
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Salem is widely regarded as 'the world's worst buzzband', but are growing into 'mainstream indie darlings' by fans who want to

Just watched this video of Salem performing at CMJ on the New York Times blog page. It seems like after their disastrous SXSW, Salem has 'rebranded' and is becoming a 'hot indie commodity' and will probably open for the Arcade Fire / MGMT / Phoenix / Grizzly Bear / The XX soon.

It seems like the reviewer was like, "It sucked, but it was awesome. I finally 'get' Salem cuz I wanna vibe to rape gaze":

Salem is infamous for its alienating approach to the independent music business. So it was a little surprising to see the trio — John Holland, Heather Marlatt and Jack Donoghue — dutifully play a short set for their label's humdrum CMJ showcase on Tuesday night at Santo's Party House. But thankfully, the band returned to dissonant form with Wednesday night's absurdly exclusive, secretive, hard-to-find, smoke-filled basement show at Ramiken Crucible, a narrow basement gallery no one's ever heard of that sits south of East Broadway, deep in the Lower East Side.

I feel kinda sad that they didn't talk about the controversial genre name 'rape gaze.' It seems like if Salem is going 2 'break thru 2 the chillwave indie mnstrm', they need mainstream critics to talk abt what their music sounds like. Maybe the NYTimes would face backlash if they used 'rape' in a genre name

Just wish I coulda been in the smokey club, vibing out to some rape gaze

Around 1:30 a.m., Salem finally crept out onto the stage. Shrouded in billowing smoke and lit by an eerie tractor beam of green light, Holland opened with blistering, droning guitar. When it was all over, rapturous cries begged and pleaded for an encore. There was none.

Would yall have 'begged' 4 an Encore?
Do u think Salem is becoming a mainstream indie force?
Is Salem 'effing terrible', or 'so terrible that they are the best band in the world bc u know u can go to their concert and lamestreamers won't invade'?
Has Salem opened up a new authentic artistic space?
Is Salem 'too dark' 4 u? U just wanna vibe out to MGMT's "KIDS" or what?
Who is the sexiest member of Salem that can be turned into an indie sex icon?
Do u hope bubblegum indie magazines like Nylon do 'sexie' photo spreads of Salem?