Friday, October 15, 2010

HIPSTER RUNOFF

HIPSTER RUNOFF

Zach Galifianakis keeps trying 2 be funny by riding the slutwave

Posted: 15 Oct 2010 10:40 AM PDT

Link: http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/features/2010/11/zach-galifianakis-slide-show-201011#slide=3


From what I understand, Zach Galifianakis is a comedian who every1 thinks is hella alt or something. They all laugh at him because he makes web shorts that are so zany or something, then he stars as a 3rd or 4th lead actor in a mainstream comedy, and people think that gives him alt cred even though he can't carry a film.

Anyways, he did some photo shoot for Vanity Fair, and it is supposed to be 'all funny' or something because he is a tubby man except he is in a women's bathing suit and his tummy is showing and his titties are almost falling out. Feel like this would have been a progressive photoshoot in the 1990s, but now it is sorta just another internet meme for us to consume then poop out.

Does he have a keut figure? Is this LOLfunnie via internet memes zany webshort viral viddy?

Do u think he is trying 2 become a slutwave artist?
Is this some sort of 'smart commentary'

Can u see nip?

Do u think it would be unchill if ur dad wore a ladies swimsuit?

Is Zacharyfinakis funny or is he 'trying 2 hard'?
Do u know why people find him funny, or are they the same people who find shows on the FX network 2 be funnie?
Will Zack G ever 'carry' a box office hit?
R u tired of all of these slutwavers?
Is every1 trying 2 hard to create memes with their exposed bodies?
Do u wish people would sell 'art' instead of just 'sex'?
Who is ur fave slutwaver?
a) Katie Perrie
b) Larry Gaga
c) Cum$ha
d) Miley "Cumming" Cyrus
e) TayTittie Swift
f) Rihanpussie
g) Janet 'Nip Slip' Jackson
h) Zooey 'indie lovr' Deschanel
i) Zack Galifanksis
j) Choose ur own response

Unchill AZN bro jimmy jangles the tambourine, gets in2 basketball brawl

Posted: 15 Oct 2010 09:30 AM PDT

Link: http://www.bjpandabear.com/2010/10/manopause.html


Hi Unchill
I see u jimmy jangling a lil tambourine
just like my girl Zooey Deschanny [link]
That's keut.
Whatevz
Still kinda unchill

But not as unchill as when we started playing a game of pickup basketball
And u and ur army of unchill azn bros got kinda aggressive
started cheating, fouling all the time, talking mad shit
ruining the purity of the game, kinda like how LeBron James ruined it

Yall started fighting

Was really unchill
We just wanted to ball
but u turned this in2 'mixed martial arts'
Why'd u do this 2 us?

One of ur bros even 'karate kicked' 1 of my bros
Don't mean to make this some sort of racial stereotype
But srsly. Karate kicked my ass

Not sure why u had to spoil the game
We just wanted to have a chill time and hoop it up
reconnect with nostalgic images of youth
wearing retro jerseys

But then u and ur team of UnChill AZN Bros really effed things up
Kinda like Ron Artest except way less chill.

Thnx a lot unchill azn bros
Please don't come back 2 our metaphorical basketball courts
unless u learn 2 play the game
the_right_way
the_chill_way

Some Bros cover the XX & MGMT at their High School Talent Show

Posted: 15 Oct 2010 08:16 AM PDT

Did yall go to a community high school? Was there some sort of annual talent show where every1 participated in a contest to prove who was the most talented/funniest/could throw down the sickest cover of a relevant music hit? Was the Talent Show the opportunity to prove how 'relevant'/'authentic' u were, just 2 prove 2 people that u were gonna 'make it' in a creative arena 1 day? Did ur local community have a 'battle of the bands' that tried to find the most authentic band in the city?

Just watched this group of high school bros cover the XX's "Intro." Seems like a pretty minimal song. The dude on the microphone does some weird rapping stuff at the beginning. Not sure wtf his deal is. Then they guy on the left plays his guitar/bass with a bow, like he's in Sigur Ros or something. Anyways, they try to 'crush it' and it seems like all of the high schoolers in the crowd respond. Seems kinda deep 4 high schoolers.

Then they came out and 'crushed it' with the universal mainstream hit "KIDS" by the MGMT. Seems like every1 in the crowd knew the song, and they were all hopping around like entry levels. Really think the lead singer bro 'ruined' the eff out of this song by singing like a Nickelback honky bro. Sorta made me wish Andrew VanWynGardens.

Does this seem like a 'nightmare'?
Do u know how these high schoolers found out about indie buzzbands?
Are these songs 'hella easy' to play?
Do u wish they had 'indie' when u were in HS?
Did these bros 'crush it'?
Did white hat lead singer bro ruin it all?
Is MGMT's Kid's the greatest song ever written?


XX BONUS GORILLAZ CLINT EASTWOOD XX