HIPSTER RUNOFF |
- Yolandi shows off her conceptual titties in new Die Antwoord video
- The Gap rebrands with Helvetica font 2 look more like Am Appy
- NSFW: Brooklyn ‘effing hipster’ entrepreneurs start a vintage porn zine, get profiled in NYTimes
- NSFW: Bloghouse sex icon Uffie comes out of retirement, releases new+slutwave music video
- Oliver Sim of the XX ‘bangs the shit’ out of a drum, effing ‘kills it’
- Zach Galifianakis tries to make ‘serious, quirky, meaningful’ movie bc he’s not rlly that funnie
- Coming to terms with the downfall of Panda Bear
Yolandi shows off her conceptual titties in new Die Antwoord video Posted: 06 Oct 2010 04:32 PM PDT
All I know is that Yolandi Visser took off her top, showed off her titties, and didn’t have any nipples for some reason. Seems to have mouths where her nipples should be. Rlly confused. Used to sort of think she was ‘hot’ but now worried her breasts will ‘bite off’ my peen of they go near her. Then Diplo was there and he was all ‘Hey I’m dressed like Die Antwoord.’ Then black ppl were like ‘hey we’re dressed like the white rappers’ Then Yolandi was like ‘hey i have a zany rat coat’ Just like ‘Cmon Die Antwoord. We get it. Ur from South Africa. Ur zany. U spit fast rhymes. Kewl’ Is Die Antwoord a meme that went over-viral? |
The Gap rebrands with Helvetica font 2 look more like Am Appy Posted: 06 Oct 2010 02:57 PM PDT
Does n e 1 know why so many brands use ‘Helvetica’ font? Feel like the GAP might start using sexy, risque ads, or something. Part of me wonders if the future of the Am App aesthetic is headed towards The Gap aesthetic, and if The Gap is headed towards AmApp. Is The Gap for ‘Fat People’? Is GAP unchill because they don’t have a factory in America where they pay legalized workers above market wages? Should American Apparel 'sue the fuck' out of The Gap? Should Target ‘sue the fuck’ out of Am Appy? Should Am Airlies ‘sue the fuck’ out of Target? Should [brand that has Helvetty logo] sue the eff out of [brand that has Helvetty] logo? |
NSFW: Brooklyn ‘effing hipster’ entrepreneurs start a vintage porn zine, get profiled in NYTimes Posted: 06 Oct 2010 12:26 PM PDT Link: http://gothamist.com/2010/10/05/new_mag_brings_old_school_porn_and.php# Link: http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/03/fashion/03porn.html?_r=1 Video may not be playable in ur RSS reader
S000 pissed at this ‘entrepreneurial couple’ for getting an NY Times profile for selling smut. Guess porn drives hits though, and it helps that they look like huge ‘effing hipsters.’ They seem to be the ‘modern Brooklynite couple.’ Wish I could be in that relaish :-(. bet they have ‘sick’ swinger parties.
Might start some sort of porn magazine so I can be relevant enough to get an NYTimes writeup. Kinda jealous/sad. Thought I had to do something ‘honorable’ to get in the NYTimes, but I guess now I can start some sort of drug dealership/porn company/ assassination firm, and as long as I am ‘based in Brooklyn’ and have some sort of authentic gimmick, I can get blggd abt. Do yall <3 vintage porn or the ‘big tittied fake stuff’?
Do u h8 niche, limited-run magazines that pop up even though the magazine industry is dying? Rlly just want to be in a modern porn relaish. Feeling sad. I thought porn was supposed to keep u from needing a real human, but this couple seems to prove that you can ‘love porn’ with ur significant other, watch it 2gether, make it together, cum 2gether. Here is a part of the article where a blogger talks about how important magazines are even though they are a blog in another format.
When was the last time u bought a magazine? Might buy their next issue which is apparently ‘all AZN’ I wonder if Jacques Magazine even really needs to exist, or if I can just find a free soft porn tumblr. Nevermind. Just watched this video. Came super hard [via cum imagery]. I guess I was over-thinking it and all porn is good porn. Kinda wet, yall. Should I close this post with an excerpt about nipples ‘going soft’ + needing ice to get them hard again?
What do yall use when ur nipples go soft but ur shooting some vintage-feeling porn self-portraits of urself? |
NSFW: Bloghouse sex icon Uffie comes out of retirement, releases new+slutwave music video Posted: 06 Oct 2010 10:04 AM PDT
She released a new music video for the song “Difficult.” Sorta let down by the video. Of course I knew the song was going to be subpar, but I was hoping that it would at least have a sexy music video that figured some nice looking juggs bouncing around. Unfortunately, it is just a concept art video that isn’t rlly interesting / has no climax. Feel all like ‘yawn’ as I watch this, tuned out, like my wife of 25 years is telling me another boring story. |
Oliver Sim of the XX ‘bangs the shit’ out of a drum, effing ‘kills it’ Posted: 06 Oct 2010 07:20 AM PDT BANG BANG BOOM CRASH BEEM BOOM BAM BANG
It’s time to make some noise Cmon bro Oliver bro I am the cymbal Does Oliver Sim ‘kill it’ on cymbal? |
Zach Galifianakis tries to make ‘serious, quirky, meaningful’ movie bc he’s not rlly that funnie Posted: 06 Oct 2010 06:14 AM PDT
Would honestly rather go see the new Robert Patterson Vampire movie or maybe see Sylvester Stallone movies or something. Might just stay home and watch the Lifetime Movie Network so I can get more in touch with ‘real life humans.’ Soo pissed at the portrayal of ‘reality’ in indie films. Cmon yall–gimme a break. I don’t hang out with quirky ppl who are searching 4 meaning thru relationships. Not really into discovering ‘why I feel s00 weird and maladjusted in this mainstream society.’ Which version of the movie poster makes the movie seem like an authentic quirky indie comedie? The version with the zany font + zanily posed stars? Or the Helvetty + meaningfully cropped pix + meaningful colour scheme? Is Zach Galifianakis ‘legit funnie’ or is he overrated by ‘bloggers/internet tastemakers’? |
Coming to terms with the downfall of Panda Bear Posted: 05 Oct 2010 05:55 PM PDT Photos by BebZev
It reminds me of the time when I was playing basketball for the Chicago Bulls in the mid-1990s. We had just won 3 NBA championships, led by the human brand Michael Jordan. Unfortunately, he retired in an attempt to duck out of a gambling scandal, and our team was left without a star player. We had no go-to option who was there to win games for us. During a huge playoff game, we were down at halftime. Our heads were down, and the ghost of Michael still haunted our team. We always thought he would come back for some reason. Our coach Phil Jackson said to us, “MICHAEL FUCKING JORDAN IS NOT WALKING THRU THOSE DOORS. WE ARE WHAT WE ARE. THIS IS OUR TEAM. EITHER WE WIN WITH WHAT WE GOT, OR WE FUCKING LOSE.” Right now, we have to accept the fact that “Panda Bear is not walking thru those fucking doors.” Panda Bear will not release TOMBOY in 2k10. Panda is gone. It is time for me to accept that The indie scene is a team Noah Lennox. Gnite AnCos |
You are subscribed to email updates from HIPSTER RUNOFF To stop receiving these emails, you may unsubscribe now. | Email delivery powered by Google |
Google Inc., 20 West Kinzie, Chicago IL USA 60610 |