Do yall ever stand in the mirror and look at how big your private parts are? You’ll start to feel insecure, proud, or ashamed, then you’ll take a step back and have a more global perspective… You’ll begin to wonder, “Who has the biggest peens in the world?” It’s so weird how different groups of people have evolved to have different skin colors, hair types, and some people can even get diabetes rlly easily.
But I guess the ultimate question is, “Which group of people have the biggest peens?” Many people think that Africa-based humans are ‘hung’, but other European countries are hella macho, so they probably have big peens too.
Sorta wonder if penis size has altered / determined the course of global civilization.
Who has the biggest penis size in the world?
Complete list + average penis size
1. Denmark – 7.59 2. Italy – 7.44 3. Sweden – 7.44 4. Australia – 7.41 5. Netherlands – 7.41 6. Belgium – 7.39 7. England – 7.38 8. Switzerland – 7.37 9. USA – 7.37 10. Greece – 7.37 11. Dominican Republic – 7.36 12. France – 7.36 13. New Zealand – 7.35 14. Ireland – 7.33 15. Panama – 7.32 16. Spain – 7.31 17. Canada – 7.3 18. Cuba – 7.28 19. Israel – 7.27 20. Portugal – 7.26 21. Brazil – 7.25 22. Egypt – 7.22 23. South Africa – 7.21 24. Germany – 7.21 25. Argentina – 7.21 26. Chile – 7.19 27. Colombia – 7.19 28. Russia – 7.17 29. Costa Rica – 7.14 30. Venezuela – 7.11 31. South Korea – 6.98 32. Peru – 6.95 33. Mexico – 6.89 34. China – 6.86 35. Thailand – 6.82 36. India – 6.74 37. Taiwan – 6.56 38. Indonesia – 6.54 39. Philippines – 6.14 40. Malaysia – 6.08
Not sure if this data is accurate, but makes sense maybe. Think it was ‘sourced’ from a gay blog’s reader poll, so it probably carries no weight since people in Africa don’t have computers, aren’t gay, and don’t read blogs abt gay lifestyle. This poll claims ‘white blooded’ people have huge peens, and ‘brown people’ / AZNs have small peens. Might move to Scandanavia and try to get some ‘hung’ bros, and check out how big their penises are. Just hold them in my hand, feel insecure.
How big is ur peen? What’s ur nationality? What type of human do u think has the smallest penis? Do u think penis size matters when determining ur personal brand?
My name is Deakin the forgotten member of the hit band Animal Collective You may not know this about me, but I have a solo project that I take a lot of pride in
2k10 is my year My year to prove that my album will be better than both Noah and Dave’s (Oh sorry. U know them as Avey Tare and Panda Bear) Don’t get me wrong, they are my bros but at the same time…
There’s a lot of competition within the band. All of us want to be more relevant than the other 1 We all want to prove that we are the most talented member of the band We all want to be the most relevant
Worried that we are working against 1 another No longer synergizing our ideas for the greater good not only 4 our band but for our entire fan base of conceptual indie fans
Wonder if Geologist is gonna go solo too in this ‘cock measuring’ contest All of us standing with our pants down, playing our MP3s asking u to ‘Choose me.’
Is Deakin / Deacon the chillest bro in AnCo? Is his music better than every1 else’s? Is he the Ringo Starr of AnCo?
Did Panda Bear steal his aesthetic / style from Deakin? Is it time to hop off #TeamPanda? Will Avey Tare’s new album / a new single ever come out? Should we just put all our high level alt eggs in the Deakin basket? Should AnCo stop ‘going solo’ and admit that they are optimized in a group format? Can Animal Collective write another MPP, or is the prime of their career behind them? [via the Daft Punk theory]
Alice Glass ur 1 of the leading ladies in indie rock music killing the alt scene every night with ur stage dives with ur pure energy Giving ur entire body + dark soul 2 the live experience
I didn’t know you could play guitar Are you the chief songwriter in Crystal Castles? Ur effing killing it, babe Wailing on guitar like a white, female James Hendrix / The Edge / Eduardo Van Halen
So many effing hipsters putting their PBR cans on the edge of the stage hope they are empty cuz Alice is gonna kick that shit off Oh Alice… What can’t u do? Want to see u play synths play drums play bass play the ukelele play a bleepy bloopy machine play a Macbook play the tuba play tribal African wave instruments
Oh Alice Zooey Deschanny/Karen O/Feist/Robyn/Best Coast don’t have shit on u Ur #1 <3 u Alice Let me know the next time ur in town Maybe I can take u out 2 dinner before the show? I want to be with u Baby, I’m amazed by u
R u impressed by Alice Glass’s guitar skils? Does she seem talented? Do u like her new vintage ‘mod’ dress, or should she stick with her old graveyard girl brand? Will Crystal Castles have a better live show now that Alice is on guitar? Is Alice a true Renaissance woman, and does that make u <3 her more?
Just read a bunch of blogs ‘buzzing’ about a new Daft Punk produced track. The band N.E.R.D. apparently sings the song, but Daft Punk wrote/produced it. They played it Live on Letterman. Tried to get ‘pumped’ when I watched this live performance, but it was pretty forgettable, and then I just started thinking about how Daft Punk’s Discovery came out in 2k1 and that is probably the greatest album they will ever write. We need to stop kidding ourselves’ thinking they can top it. Feel like we are all just waiting around 4 them to ‘recapture the magic, but maybe we need to admit that their best days are behind them.
When did Daft Punk peak? Discovery? Homework? Is the Tron soundtrack going to be crappy/gimmicky? Is Daft Punk running out of money so they have 2 produce songs 4 other bands?
Are artists ‘trying too hard’ to differentiate themselves on late night talk show performances? Was this live performance terrible? Do u wish u had some sort of silent army of hot model slaves who just sat there quietly? R u pissed that u were ‘headline baited’ into thinking that Daft Punk had released something worth getting excited abt?
Did Pharrell Williams peak 5-10 years ago? Is NERD ‘overrated’ as a band / retail outlet / lifestyle brand? R u gonna give up on Daft Punk? Is Daft Punk entry level anyways?
Yes, bitches Who was standing at the front of the Deerhunter show at the Apple Store? This bro.
Who got his face rocked the fuck off? This bro
Who got the set list? This bro
Who got Bradford Cox’s autograph? This bro
Who is going to sell that shit on eBay for mad bank? This bro
Or will this bro hang this on the wall of his college dorm room Next to a photograph of Bradford Cox? This bro will preserve the authenticity of the setlist Perhaps get it laminated Take it to a memorabilia appraiser
And they will tell him ‘This is worth millions of blog dollars, hold on to that one. It is a rare gem that will not be replicated again. It represents ur proximity to the show, and the unique experience
So many other tools herded around Bradley But I am the most authentic bro Who ‘gets’ why Deerhunter got a 9.2 I told Brad that they had a great set and he seemed to really believe me like my brand was legit, so it wasn’t just an empty compliment He said he would have liked to hang out, but they had another commitment so I know we are I.R.L. bros
Just glad I have my set list feeling way more authentic than every1 else who went to the Apple Store 2 see Deerhunter (Note: Picked up a new iPad on my way out) Is ‘getting the set list’ for entry levelers? Is ‘getting the autograph’ of an indie band ‘worthless’? Are autographs worth anything any more? Do u have the autograph of any1 famous? R u thinking abt selling it on eBay? Are indie singers ‘legit famous’?
