ur ruining communication ppl think they can just gee-mail and gee-chat and gee-share and gee-tweet and gee-cum
No1 even asks me 4 'the truth' n e more they just google it and then some bullshit blog / NYTimes shows up and people believe it
I am the source of the effing truth H8 google so much every 1 knows that Google and Facebook were created by the Bush administration to do expansive data mining
H8 Sergey Brin so much For being a 'government puppet' Wish we were still 'hunting for commies' because his ass would be 'red listed'/'black listed.' Wish I could make a movie about Sergey Brin Called ‘The Search Engine’ and portray him with negative/anti-hero/tragic hero vibes Make him seem like a ‘butt hole’ so people stopped using his social search service
H8 google for connecting the world distorting the truth Lying 2 humanity Altering messages + social perception Making us lazy Information overload
Just gonna go vibe out and google some stuff on Bing might use AskJeeves to google for info Maybe Momma.com 2 get my google on AltaVista has a good google search service So many other ways 2 google stuff instead of giving ur data to google.gov
G2g update my google buzz and ride some google waves l8rs -M.I.A.
PS: Obama sux. PPS: Don’t 4get abt my new album, in stores now.
Is Google bad 4 society? Does Google work with the government to ‘eff over’ humans? Should the internet be censored? R u worried that Google is going to leak all of ur personal info / saved search history? Is Google the manifestation of God [via providing answers 4 everything]? Is Google more valuable than Facebook? Would u rather be stuck on an island with ZuckerBro or BrinBro? Does M.I.A. need to ‘shut her trap’, stop wearing ‘baggy tees’ and try 2 ride the slutwave in a skanky lil outfit 2 get our attention?
I just received my monthly copy of Christianity Today magazine and my #1 bro Jesus is chilling on it. Mad props to him. I know him ‘behind the scenes’ [via prayer] and he has been working out a lot, giving up carbs + sodas to trim some weight before his magazine cover shoot. He didn’t tell me what He would be doing on the cover, but promised me it “would go viral.” Little did I know that He would go so viral on the hipster bashing circuit.
Really gotta give it up to my bro JC. Dude ‘killed it’ in his wayfarers + skinny jeans. He said he wanted to be holding a can of PBR, riding a fixed gear bike, listening to his iPhone, but they were like ‘no, let’s keep it simple.’ U gotta give him props for thinking outside the box.
Not sure why Christian mags keep doing these ‘pieces’ on ‘Hipster Christianity.’ Seems like they are just trying to let their followers know that ‘u can be KEWL and be an authentic hipster’ or something. Seems like a solid message in suburbia.
Did Christianity today ‘exploit’ Jesus by dressing him up like some sort of ‘effing hipster’? Does JC look good on the cover? Will this magazine sell tons of copies because a famous teen global icon is on the cover? Did u read Christianity today in ur dentist’s office? Do u hope the Christian magazine industry goes under? Should Christianity ‘leave alternative culture alone’? Do u think Jesus <3s buzzbands? Which buzzbands would he enjoy? Is Jesus ‘the biggest mainstreamer of all time’? Do u think JoJo and Mary are ‘ashamed’ of their 20something son who thinks he is ‘God’s gift 2 mankind’?
I’m not sure what’s up with mainstream news websites. It seems like they basically just republish AP stories, write terrible ‘trend pieces abt society getting zany’, but then they also try to be connected 2 ‘emerging artists’ to take blog buzzworthy acts 2 the mainstream. In this video, CNN.com ‘videoblogged’ about the California buzz dank band Best Coast.
Just wanna be an ‘upstart rocker’ who ‘channels the [era of music].’
In this interview with Best Coast ‘songstress’/'front woman’ Bethany Cosentino, nothing new is said, and they use antiquated editing techniques to make her look like she is some relevant buzzband being profiled in the 1990s on MTV. Wonder if that aesthetic will ever get an overhaul. Nothing rlly happened in this video. Just Bethany tlkng abt how she writes about California, the sun, cats, and dank, and how h8rs can go ‘eat a dick.’
If u were a mainstreamer, would u listen to her after seeing this video? Will CNN.com users check out Best Coast? Is CNN.com the new Pitchforks/AltReports/music blog? Has Best Coast grown a lot in a year since she was profiled by ABC?
Do yall <3 Bestie or h8 her? Does she need to get some of her songs remixed or something? Do u think her + Wavves have an ‘open relationship’ to combat the ‘pressures of the road’? Should I set my homepage 2 CNN.com to keep up with the latest buzzbands?
Have u ever wanted to watch a new wave Christian sermon abt how the Arcade Fire is Christian music? R u bored with the indie blogosphere and seeking something ‘more spiritual’ in ur indie existence? Do u ever look at Win Butler and see Jesus Christ? Then u will probably connect with this preacher bro.
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It must be pretty crazy to be a young person who is looking for a way to connect with God in a modern Christian setting. It’s so weird how the modern church as evolved to be all about ‘live music’ [via bros on acoustic guitar], ‘exploring teen issues’, and ‘using social media, podcasting, and webstreaming’ in order to engage their tribe/congregation. Christianity seems to be competing with modern media for the attention of young people in our crowded social media landscape. Feels like it is better to be Justin Bieber instead of Jesus these days [via huge twitter following].
Anyways, just watched this ‘bat shit insane’ Christian youth group pastor from Canada who did a 20 minute sermon on how the Arcade Fire has a bunch of Christian themes woven throughout their music. Basically ‘creams his pants’ over the album The Suburbs, and talks about how the ‘nostalgic images of youth’ that it inspires are those same vibes of innocence that Jesus is looking to inspire on a regular basis.
This is basically the flow chart of his sermon: Youth = Love Love = God God = Christianity Christianity = America America = The Suburbs The Suburbs = Love Win Butler = Jesus Jesus = God Win Butler = God
Specific highlights include
Talking abt how The Suburbs is abt connecting with ur youth
Talking about local tastemaker “Brandon” who has been to over 5000 concerts
Quoting 10 to 20 Arcade Fire lyrics, then relating them to Bible verses
Using sweet Arcade Fire album art to display his points
Saying that him + his wife are going to an Arcade Fire show
Uses ‘buzzbands going mainstream’ as some sort of analogy/metaphor for Jesus going mainstream & gaining a huge following, but still maintaining his authenticity
Describing the brilliance of the music / lyrics with a Pitchforkian voice. Wonder if he should ‘apply 4 an internship’ and review Xtian albums / analyze social values in music.
Encouraging people to go to Arcade Fire’s website and watch their interactive music video
I wonder ‘what the eff’ this pastor is trying to do. Maybe since he is from Canada, he is just trying to ‘be cool’ and ‘connect with the kids who are in2 Canadian indie rock.’ On the other hand, starting to wonder if authentic indie music with high level themes is just ‘perfected’ Christian music. Wonder if any album that comments on the state of the modern American existence is indirectly a Christian album. Seems intense to have to manage ur brand as a modern preacher / pastor / church leader. You have to do more to ‘relate to kids’ and be sure not to isolate them, but at the same time, u can’t really have a dark pedophile personal brand any more. Seems like this old dude is just trying to get more twitter followers or something.
Just wish I could be his graphic design intern. Would capture some high resolution Google images off the internet, write some chill ass Bible quotes on them, then put them into the Apple keynote powerpoint. Would try to find images of the Arcade Fire that made them look like they were ‘disciples of Christ.’ Wonder if Win is ‘pissed’ at this bro for saying his music is Christian, or if he would be ‘flattered’ that he was able to project vague commentary on modern spirituality/social identity into his ideology. I always thought that The Suburbs was all about Win saying ‘Fuck the Suburbs. Eff America. Eff Christianity. Eff strip malls. Eff mega churches. Eff consumerism. Want something more authentic… There has 2 be something beyond the sprawl… A spiritual fabric that ties us all together, something even more authentic than generic Christianity.’
Just want to live in Middle America/rural America, and integrate God into my day-to-day life. Hitting up Wal Mart, high school football, and taking my GF’s virginity in the back of my vintage, non-ironic SUV. When u hear Win Butler sing, do u hear the voice of Jesus? If u really think abt it, maybe all music “Christian Music” because God has created everything in this world: humans, animals, art, buzzbands, collectives of animals, architecture, brands, and even franchised restaurants. Should more indie bands market themselves as ‘Christian’ to ‘crossover’ into Middle American / Walmart Rock demographics?
Is the Arcade Fire CHRISTIAN ROCK? Is Indie Music = Christian Music? Is Win Butler just trying to invent some sort of new-wave indie Christianity [via Neon Bibles]? Is The Suburbs about the Lord Savior Jesus Christ dying for our sins, and rising again on the third day? Should the Arcade Fire write a Christian album with songs with album titles like “Body of Christ”, “One Bread, One Body”, “Footprints” and “Holy Mary, Mother of God, Pray for us Sinners, Now and at the Hour of our Deafs” and “AMEN SOCIETY”? Do yall wanna get ‘jacked up’ on the new indie buzzband Joel Osteen?
If u fill up a basketball arena with listeners/ur tribe, are you officially ‘a Christian prophet’? Should modern new wave Christian preachers market themselves as indie buzzbands, trying to get a ‘perfect 10.0′ on Pitchfork? Do u wish that when u were a developing youth tween, u had a preacher who connected with u by demonstrating life themes using modern media, buzzbands, and imagery that truly resonated with u? Do u wish ur cool dad was a respected community leader and preacher? Do u think this cool dad preacher is going to ‘cream his pants’ when they play “Wake Up” at the encore? Is God real? Does God exist in the vibes of indie music? Will my local Christian church raise enough money to build a ‘mega-church’ in suburbia? Are Christians just trying to brainwash u in2 their crazy cult any way possible? Does this preacher bro need to ‘LEAVE INDIE ALONE’?
MGMT has has ‘a terrible 2k10′ after their hit album Congratulations ‘flopped’ both critically and commercially. They basically ‘effed up royally’ and now no1 likes them and their record label is gonna put them on a tight leash to try to make up some of their investment. Doesn’t help when ur playing a gig, and people are so bored that they pee in bottles
MGMT’s drummer Will Berman walked off stage during a gig in Manchester after he was hit with a glass full of urine. The musician refused to come back even when his bandmates Andrew VanWyngarden and Benjamin Goldwasser pleaded with him to come back. Berman was soaked when the glass, hurled on stage by a fan, hit him in the chest, reports Ace Showbiz.
I remember one time a bunch of birds shat on the Kings of Leon and the newsbit meme went viral, allowing blogs to write to snarky headlines that said “poopy musicians got poop in their moufs.” [link] Wonder if ‘human excrement memes’ will still go viral, or if it is unchill when pooping and peeing are done by humans and flung at buzzbands.
Did MGMT deserve this treatment? Have u ever thrown pee or poop at MGMT / any other buzzband? Did MGMT throw pee and poop at us when they released Congratulations?
The group, who play as a five-piece live, were halfway through an extended jam of the track The Handshake when Berman stormed off. The band only noticed as they started playing their hit Kids and were forced to ask the crowd: ‘Where’s Will gone?’ They were forced to play the last song of their set, Congratulations, without percussion.
Cmon bro. Be a professional. This is show biz. People are gonna throw batteries, rotten fruit, and human excrement at you. U gotta play thru it, bro.
Anyways, seems like MGMT’s career is falling apart and their record label is gonna be like, “Nope. Not gonna let u release that consumer-unfriendly shit again. We’re going to put u in the studio, and ur gonna write 10 “KIDS.mp3s.” Your band + ur art is our property and we will get what we want out of u.
The album — released in April this year — omitted the type of big hits that could be found on their previous album, ‘Oracular Spectacular,’ and as such hasn’t sold quite so well.
And now the band have revealed their label bosses are likely to have more control over the making of their next album.
Frontman Andrew VanWyngarden said: “I definitely think our music will change in the future because ‘Congratulations’ is almost two years old now. We have some ideas and have been talking about possible directions of where to go next. We are just in much more positive mental states than when we wrote ‘Congratulations.’
“We’re less anxious. We’ve been looking at relationships with the label during the recording process and it’s quite different this time. They’ll be more involved and not give us as much freedom.”
Will MGMT ‘recover’ and win over indie hearts again? Will MGMT go ‘mainstream’? Will MGMT’s label ‘save’ their career? Do u ever pee in bottles/water balloons and throw them at subpar buzzbands? Did MGMT deserve to be peed on? Does urine help ur skin? Will u ever forgive MGMT? Are buzzbands ‘humans’ who deserve to be treated with respect, or are they products we can violently discard when we are done with them?
Not sure what is going down in this picture, just saw it on the twitter, so u can basically assume whatever explanation u want. It seems like Rivers Cuomo, the ‘frontman songstress’ of Weezer is abt to get in some sort of rocket ship, but then popular California electro nightlife DJ Steve Aoki is like ‘bro, cmon….let’s vibe out… Can I go 2 space with u and bring my Ableton Serato computer 2 play for aliens?”
Then Weezer bro is all like “aw hell naw… I’m going to the moon to play rock n roll. Can u play guitar?”
Then Aoki is like “Nah bro. I’m an effing DJ–that’s what I do. Trust me. Let me spin live with ur band. I can add a fresh element to the band that you guys have been missing 4 a long time.”
Then Rivers is like “Hmmm… Is that rlly gonna work.”
Aoki responds with a dead serious voice, “Have u heard of Crazytown? How about Limp Bizkit. Kid Rock during his early phase. How about effing Linkin Park. If we utilize modern technology we can become some of the greatest modern artists of all time, like the Lincoln Parks.”
Anyways, then they get on the space shuttle, and chill for a while as it blasts off. People watch on TV and they are like ‘whoa.”
But then some dude comes on the radio and is like “Houston…. We have a problem….”
A meteor is heading towards Earth, so they want them to try to land on it, and drop an atomic bomb on it.
They land on the comet, and set down the bomb, and Aoki is tweeting like “Uhh… What did I get myself in2.”
Rivers is like, “It’s gonna be okay. They will name public elementary schools after us.”
They put the bomb down on the asteroid, but the timer isn’t working. Some1 is going to have to stay behind.
They play paper rock scissors and Aoki loses because he picked paper, but Rivers picked scissors.
Aoki sits on the comet as the space ship takes off to Earth. He pressed the bomb.
“Boom!” it explodes the comet. Aoki some how finds a jet pack and escapes off the comet, then chills thru the atmosphere and lands in a pool in Vegas.
Rivers is all like “Sick.”
Then they are both like, “Our band is more relevant than Linkin Park. We saved the effing world. Always believe in the power of music. Always believe in the power of rock n roll.” Was Armageddon the #1 movie abt a comet hitting Earth and gauging human reaction Is Steve Aoki a national hero? Did Steve Aoki save the world? Who shoulda stayed on the meteor? What’s the difference between a comet, meteor, and an asteroid?
Apparently, some1 took photographs of Lindsay Lohan doing heroin. Not sure if this is real or not, just kinda worried if she can keep being a relevant indie songstress if she keeps throwing her life away. I hope M Ward intervenes and gets her back on track so she can write hit songs like “Criminal” and “1-2-3-4″ again. Want her to be back starring in 500 Days of Summer or Garden States again.
Do u think these photos are ‘legit’ or does she just have diabetes/is she administering a flu shot?
CROUCHING in a dark corner, Lindsay Lohan is poised to inject herself with what appears to be a syringe of heroin.
Our shocking picture shows the troubled Mean Girls star wrapping a tourniquet around her lower arm – the method addicts use to raise a vein.
Her right hand hovers the needle over the skin of her left arm.
Had 2 google for some nicknames for heroin so I could really ‘get in touch’ with the grassroots movement that is heroin:
Dragon
Dope
Heron, Herone, Hero, Hera, H, Big H
White, China White, White Nurse, White Lady, White Horse, White Girl, White Boy, White Stuff
Boy, He
Black, Black Tar, Black Pearl, Black Stuff, Black Eagle
Brown, Brown Crystal, Brown Sugar, Brown Tape, Brown Rhine
Chiba, Chiva, Chieva
Mexican Brown, Mexican Mud, Mexican Horse
Junk, Tar
Snow, Snowball
Smack, Scag, Scat, Sack, Skunk
Number 3, Number 4, Number 8
Wanna ride the dragon. Meet the white nurse. Ride the White horse. Fuck the white boy. Need to snowball on some skunk Might ask for a Number 3 next time I go 2 McDonalds. Possibly a supersized #8.
Heroin seems kinda chill. U can use it in combo with other sweet drugs. Really need a ‘cocktail’
Atom bomb, Canade, Woola, Woolie, Woo-Woo – Marijuana and heroin
The Five Way – Heroin, cocaine, methamphetamine, Rohypnol and alcohol
Need to be all like ‘Woo-Woo’ [via that 1 viral video] Tame the beast / Vote for LBJ. Gonna pull a Belushi and eat some Chocolate moon rock. Kinda just wanna chase the dragon while eating some cheese and chocolate chip cookies. Feel like I might ride ‘The Five Way’ next time I hit up coachella
What is the most alt way 2 do heroin? Does Heroin seem chill?
I’m tired of effing rumors starting
Does n e 1 know how to do heroin? R u worried abt Linds? Does heroin feel better than an orgasm? Should Lindsay dump Wavves? Is weed a gateway drug 2 heroin? Should we be worried abt Besty Coasties? Does heroin feel better than an orgasm. Please feel free to use the comment section to share personal stories about using heroin, and any kewl street names that u know for heroin / heroin + drug + product combos. For example, ‘doing heroin’ + ‘eating Doritos’ is commonly called Cool Ranching.
