HIPSTER RUNOFF |
- GRAPHIC VIDEO: Hipster Twinks brawl outside of relevant LA gay dive bar
- The guy from Blink 182 tries 2 connect with alts, says he ‘loves Best Coast’
- The MTV VMAs are an opportunity to celebrate macro-fame, human memes, & social media
- Chillwave hipster politician gets young people ‘jacked up’ about voting 4 him
- Will.I.Am wears futuristic blackface costume, pisses off Afro-American Community
- Lamestreamers on Facebook talk about new buzzband Pashy Pit, recommend ‘checking out’ Washed Out
GRAPHIC VIDEO: Hipster Twinks brawl outside of relevant LA gay dive bar Posted: 13 Sep 2010 03:51 PM PDT
Seems hard to be an alt homosexual. Vibes aren’t too chill. Really dig the ‘independent journalism’ [via youtube vid] vibe. Sorta want to witness more brawls/meme-able events. Don’t really want to prevent them from happening, just want to make sure that they are captured for the rest of the internet 2 consume. Feel sad that the African American bouncer ‘intervened’ and regulated that shit. |
The guy from Blink 182 tries 2 connect with alts, says he ‘loves Best Coast’ Posted: 13 Sep 2010 12:04 PM PDT
So weird how indie buzzbands are getting so much mainstream acclaim. Kinda jeal/bitter. I feel like I was ‘the first person’ 2 get into these bands, so now that they are going mnstrm, just really bitter. Wish ‘tastemakers’ got more credit/had equity in these buzzbands. Damn. Just want to learn more about how Mark Hopbro found out about the Best Coasts.
Wish I had a few bros who were ‘way in2 the indie rock scene.’ Need some good buzzband recs in my life [via Pandora /Ping] What does Best Coast sound like? What does she sing abt?
Wish I had an editor who was aware of buzzband relationships. Mark Hoppbro then ‘calls out’ Best Coast 4 having crappy grammar. Seems like an ‘attack’ on her song writing skills to make sure she ‘knows her place.’
Would Best Coast be a more successful artist if she got all better at grammar and wrote better songs abt life/boys/dank? |
The MTV VMAs are an opportunity to celebrate macro-fame, human memes, & social media Posted: 13 Sep 2010 11:28 AM PDT
Worried that time is gonna pass me by, and I won’t ‘grow up’ and I’ll just be a worthless 20something forever. Don’t want to think abt that. Just gonna watch the MTV VMAs. H8 society. Just want to consume ‘pop culture’ and form my unique opinion on it. Want people to know that I ‘get’ pop culture, and even though I consume it on a daily basis, my perspective on it transcends all. Feel like Lady Gaga is really ‘in her element’ at the VMAs, since MTV will basically do whatever she wants to ‘create a meme.’ Wore tons of zany meme outfits She brought a few recently-discharged members of the American Armed Forces to ‘make herself seem like a good person.’ Here is another bro who looks like he just won a few medals from serving in Iraq/Afghanistan I heard that she ‘scissored’ with Ellen Degeneres just to get blog coverage / appeal to the gay + lesbian markets Here is Lady Gaga ‘sharing a smart snack’ with rapper Drake Drinking out of a zany starbucks cup Wonder which of these artists is ‘more innovative’? Wonder which 1 rode the slutwave harder. Is there a time where u need to ‘retire’ getting whored up and wearing stupid, slutty costumes? I can’t imagine being 60 years old and having to worry about ‘shaving the grey hairs off my pussie region.’ Justin Bieber really earned his trophy. Proud of him. really proved he is a ‘real musician’ [via musicianship] Wonder if Justin Bieber is ‘tall’ or if Usher is ‘tiny.’ Wonder who has a longer, thicker peen. The VMAs apparently hired Deadmau5 to be the ‘house DJ’ during commercial breaks. This was probably 1 of the ‘greatest moments’ in non-Daft Punk masked DJ history. looks like the only alt band that attended was Jared Leto’s band “30 Seconds 2 Mars–Are we there yet?? Wish we had a faster space ship, yall” Wish I could join their band and get an alt makeover. <3 Jared <3 Think he won an award and ‘thought it was a real award that represented artistic success.’ Worried that he is living in a warped version of reality where he is ‘God’ or something. Heard all non-Lady Gaga slutwave artists held some sort of ‘Conclave’/Strategy Session to try to out-slut Lady Gaga and get more famous/win more awards/sell more albums. Think they just decided to try to make a Justin Bieber sex tape Wish Hayley Williams tweeted out more titty pix. Think she needs to dedicate herself to the slutwave John Travolta looked good Feel like Katy Perry shoulda just shown up ‘naked’ instead of this nude/skin colored gimmick Wish Taylor Swift had joined the slutwave. Instead she just sang songs about how she wanted boys 2 authentically love her. She really needs to ‘spread those legs’ 4 American consumers, but I guess she is a pretty solid Walmartcore artist. Apparently some lady named “Chelsea Handler” hosted, but she tanked. Sorta just proves that women just aren’t funny, and even women prefer to laugh at/with men. Wonder if Justin Timberlake is morphing in2 a lesbian Another human meme Kanye West tried 2 figure out how 2 play the synth ‘I am an artist. This is not rap. I have mother fucking ballet bitches dancing behind me. This shit is beautiful.’ ‘I am an artist. I am overcoming. I am brilliant. I understand human pain.’ Tons of famous ppl showed up. Academy Award Winner Jamie Foxx Keanu Reeves Jennifer Hudson got her blipster on The ‘bad guy’ from Eastbound & Down Cee-Lo, lead singer of Charles Barkleys The guy from DeGrassi Cedric the Entertainer Justin Timberlake Danny DeVito and Rhea Pearlman Jay-Z / Master P Good 2 see Chris Brown got his career back on track after beating women Hillary Rodham Clinton Barry Obama’s half-white son “Jeff Obama” A cast member from The Real World: Housewives of New Jersey Fat Albert Mad Men’s Jon Hamm Samuel L Jackson Brett Favre Beyonce + Nick Jonas Famous Producer Scott Storch A kid from a JC Penney’s catalog My 38 year old cousin who is manager of Hot Topic / Black Fly Lil Bow Wow + Hologram Lil Bow Wow The evil President of Iran’s son “Jeff Ahmadinejad” Carmelo Anthony/LeBron James Footballer Wayne Rooney Wonder if Jackass needs to re-franchise and cast new members. Maybe like a ‘Menudo’ model where ur kicked out when u get too old. Feeling like they are ‘too Gen X’ or something. Feel kinda bad for tween sensations. They will never get to go to/legitimately participate in a ‘real awards shows’ like the Oscars, so they sorta have to treat MTV award shows like it is ‘their Super Bowl.’ Is the iCarly broad ‘hot’ or does she need implants? Wonder if these ‘lil ass holes’ are gonna grow up to be ‘big ass holes’. H8 when tweens wear ‘urban wear’. This dude used to date Katy Perry before she ‘started 2 focus on her career.’ Think she made the right decision by dating Russell Brand since it allowed her 2 move into British Markets Unsure abt Robyn’s career arc. Sorta wish she just ‘gave up’ after her success in the late 90s. Not sure why she gets p4k coverage and ppl ‘cream’ about her ‘amazing pop songs.’ U have to be ‘super hot’/have big tits to write good pop songs. Here is former porn star Jenna Jameson. Sorta wish she was still a porn star / did tons of blow. Worried abt her figure. I think this is the dude who ‘bangs’ her in real life [via marriage]. Wonder how he deals with so many cocks being in that pussie. Feel like I would have tons of ‘insecurity issues’/would be difficult for her ‘black hole’ vagina to squeeze my erect penis. Feel like modern blipsters are ‘very blatant’ abt only existing as some sort of ‘walking catalog’/product placement specialist for ‘urban wear that looks kewl.’ This girl apparently won some contest to be MTV’s TJ “Twitter Jockey”. I wonder if that will help her career, or if this is basically ‘the prime of her life’, and she will end up working at State Farm insurance. Hope I can get a job tweeting for a Fortune 500 company 1 day. Maybe they should have hired former MTV VJ ‘Kennedy’ to be TJ, but I guess they are totally different jobs. H8 our evolving world. Worried my skillsets won’t be valuable 1 day. Is Dane Cook ‘still relevant’ or is Tosh O / Aziz Ansari ‘cooler’ 2 be in2? Glad the MTV network featured their signature show ‘The Bros of the Jersey Shore.’ Glad they ‘replaced’ The Hills Here is ‘Snooki’ who is widely known as ‘the new Jennifer Aniston’. Before she was famous, she did ‘donkey shows’ in Mexico. Feel bad for the non ‘Big Four’ members of the Jersey Shore. Worried abt the crappy cast members ‘not carrying their weight’/dragging the show down. Feel like maybe MTV should invite Audrina to the show. Could use her ‘big titties’ 2 liven things up + create more culture clash/drama. Not sure if this tween is famous, or just a tween who shops at any mall in America Seems like the guy from Linkin Park still has ‘tons of teen angst’/h8s society. Wish he could just enjoy being rich, and banging ‘tons of skanks’ Wonder if Best Coast is ‘pissed’ that Kid Cudi didn’t invite her. Not sure who this is, but I think they just let a crazy woman wander on stage and flop around. Pretended she is an ‘artist.’ Just want to be in a famous alt rock band that has a female singer, and be a ‘forgettable bro’ wearing miscellaneous alt gear. Might just build a time machine, travel 2 the future, dye my robot skin black. Still confused abt Will.I.Am’s conceptual blackface costume. Did yall watch the VMAs? |
Chillwave hipster politician gets young people ‘jacked up’ about voting 4 him Posted: 13 Sep 2010 08:33 AM PDT
But that didn’t pan out. Wish they understood me as a 20 something Want some1 who ‘gets’ me Feel like Phil Davison really speaks to me R u going to vote for Phil Davison? |
Will.I.Am wears futuristic blackface costume, pisses off Afro-American Community Posted: 13 Sep 2010 07:18 AM PDT
Sorta weird how African American artists are more successful than white artists [via hip hop music]. Still confused by Mikey Jax going all ‘white face’ before committing suicide, but still seems like Will.I.Am is ‘mad controversial’ [via already being black]. Do u think he ‘understands what he is doing’, or is he ‘just trying to look cool.’ Feeling kinda confused. Maybe some sort of ‘self-aware’ commentary on how he is a black performer, and he is ‘in black face’ according to white people. Maybe he just got off some sort of ‘time machine’ Think he is probably just from the future or something. Seems to have brought back a futuristic black woman who is ‘trying to ride the slutwave of the future.’ |
Lamestreamers on Facebook talk about new buzzband Pashy Pit, recommend ‘checking out’ Washed Out Posted: 12 Sep 2010 08:01 PM PDT
Anyways, it seems like 2 alts were talking about Pashy Pit, and then some bro had to ‘intervene’ and let him know Pash Pit is mad entry level. His best altbro comes in and is like “Dude. that band is entry level, u gotta ride chillwaves with Washed out. Really ashamed 2 know u right now. Might unfriend ur ass.” Then the Pashy pit alt is kinda embarrassed, and is like, “u sure they are as good as Passion Pit? Plz don’t unfriend me.” Washed Bro is like, “They are damn effing good. U gotta drop that Pash Pit shit, brah. They aren’t even real indie artists–they just exist to score commercials with quirky music.” It seems like the Passion Pit alt is kinda embarrassed, and is just like, “Okay, I’ll check them out. Sorry. TTYL I guess. Bye” Kinda seems fun that an altbro cared enough about his bro to make sure that he evolved beyond the entry level sounds of Passion Pit. Feel like maybe ‘true bro-hood’ is all about making sure ur bros are as relevant as u. Would be ashamed of my bros if they ‘publicly tweeted’ their allegiance/fandom abt a crappy buzzband. Did yall ever have to have a ‘chillwave intervention’ with ur bros? |
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