Friday, September 10, 2010

HIPSTER RUNOFF

HIPSTER RUNOFF


UK hipster bashers make viral viddy song abt how ‘hipsters R dickheads, yall!’

Posted: 10 Sep 2010 12:11 PM PDT


Not sure what the UK alt scene is all about, but I think this viral video is ‘brand spanking new.’ I think maybe they are 2-10 years behind America, just learning about how ‘effing hipsters’ are ‘full of shit’, ‘only care about image/consumerism’, and are ‘fucking ass hole dickhead slaves.’ I guess ‘’ is moving into tween youtube markets or something. People from the UK are generally ‘slow’ to adopt American trends/aesthetics, so I guess it makes sense. They are still a few years ahead of Mexico/South America in terms of trend adoption/aesthetic replication.

Are hipsters ‘dick heads’? Did u ‘LOL’ @this_video cuz it was toootes true?

Do u find ‘’ videos to be ‘funny’, or do u feel sad abt the people who made them and thought they were being creative/original/funnie?
Did this video ‘make u laugh’?

What are UK alts like?
Is the American alt more authentic than the UK alt?
R u from London? Is it ‘more alt’ than Brooklyn?
Is England sooo behind on trends/exploring obvious ideas?
Is ‘’ still ‘cutting edge comedy’?
Do u think the Lonely Island bros are ‘pissed’ that they didn’t write this song?
What does the head of ur penis look like [via dickheads]?

Washed Out holds live video chat, tons of alts bombard him with questions about chillwave

Posted: 10 Sep 2010 10:32 AM PDT


Artists are under immense pressure to ‘use social media + technology’ to give fans a unique experience and an opportunity to connect with their brand. Last night, Washed Out, aka Ernest Greene participated in some ‘live video chat’ where he was on webcam answering questions, and a bunch of alts popped up on webcam to ask him stuff.

The fans seems ‘jacked up’, in disbelief. They couldn’t believe they were talking to one of today’s most relevant indie stars.
Fans asked him a bunch of generic stuff. “What gear do u use?” “Where do u find ur samples?” “When’s ur next album coming out?” “I’m 17 years old so I can’t get into your show, but I am ur biggest fan. Can u let me in?”

Eventually, every1 started asking him questions about chillwave.  Ernest basically would answer with “chillwave is chill.  Genre names are okay, whatever.  Making some new material that is probably more alt/authentic than chillwave, but doesn’t completely piss on my chillwave roots.”

Ernie was pretty chill, just being a webcamming bro. Didn’t do anything crazy like ‘show skin’ or ‘take out his erect penis’ [via chatroulette]. Was a chill time, but then his ‘internet got disconnected’ and tons of alts were sad/pissed. Not sure if he ‘stormed out’ and just pretended it didn’t work because he got tired of it.

Do u wish u had webcammed with Washed Out? What would u have asked him? Do these Washed Out fans seem authentic?

Should artists use webcamming + social media, or should they just chill & make music
What indie superstar do u want to webcam with?
Do u want to webcam with Carles / Panda Bear / Avey Tare / Ezra Batmanglij?
Would u ‘pay big money’ to see WAVVES + Best Coast webcam?
R u worried about the next phase of chillwave?
Will chillwave evolve?
Is Washed Out going to release ‘the album of 2k11′?
Can Washed Out ‘make the leap’ while Panda Bear is ‘on the ropes’?

Perez Hilton blogged about UnChill AZN Bro being unchill in 2009

Posted: 10 Sep 2010 07:05 AM PDT


On May 14, 2009, the popular celeb gossip homosexual blog “Perez Hilton” posted a picture of Kelly Osbourne. He did not highlight Kelly. Instead, he focused on some AZN in a very tight onesie/jumpsuit. He drew arrows pointing to the AZN. The blogger wrote

Uhmmm….

Where the hell did Kelly Osbourne’s friend get that outfit???

A male jupmsuit! WTF???

We need one right now! Ha!

Where can we get one????

Osbourne, her pal, and her bf were spotted outside LA club Bardot last night.

Not even joking! Must. Have. Jumpsuit.

Always thought the ALT REPORT had invented the UnChill AZN Bro
But it seems like
unchill vibes
existed long before
the very first Unchill AZN bro post [link]

Ruining so many chill vibes
4 so long
thought he only ruined my chill vibes

I feel kinda like a buzzband has gone mainstream
except I was ‘so stupid’
that the buzzband that I thought was ‘underground’
was mnstrm the whole time

Just want a jumpsuit
that shows off my bulge/cock/weiner
Miss the glory days of unchill azn bro
Miss when he belonged 2 me

Really just coming to terms with the fact that people existed b4 I met them
H8 how life works that way
Wish I could have witnessed Unchill AZN bro since he was birthed
witnessing his uncanny ability to ruin chill vibes at any age
in any scenario
against all odds
ruining chill vibes since 19__

Is Perez Hilton more alt than the ALT REPORT?
Do mainstreamers get the difference between ‘chill’ and ‘unchill’?
Is ‘chillness’ due to heredity or is it a learned trait?
R u tired of Unchill AZN Bro?
Who do yall like more, Kelly Osbourne or Nico?
Who invented Unchill AZN Bro?
Should Unchill AZN Bros mom/dad get credit/blamed for their unchill bro?
Or should bloggers ‘take credit’ for unchill vibe perpetuation + exposure?

Twin Shadow releases new MP3, gets more “Premium Blog Coverage”

Posted: 10 Sep 2010 06:20 AM PDT


is widely considered ‘the only harvestable buzzband of 2k10.’ [link] So many buzzbands in 2k10 have been a letdown because they only release one fuzzy song that sounds like ur at the beach but doesn’t really go anywhere.

Gorilla Vs. Bear ‘secured a premiere’ of this MP3 [link], proving that makes ‘premium content memes’ that mp3 blogspots are in ‘dying 2 cover.’

Sultry Forget b-side "Savannah Howl" can only be found on a limited split 7″ with Violens, because according to his label Terrible Records, "the song was a little too hot for the record."


[MP3 Stream via widget]

Do u like this song? Is it post-chillwave, or ‘just a crappy b-side’?
R u happy that this song was ‘left off’ of his hit album “Forget”?
Is ‘legit’ or do u h8 ?
Will Pitchfork give the album above an 8.0?
Do u like this sound, or do u prefer his ‘new wave’ sound?
Do u ‘buy’ or ‘sell’ as a bzzbnd?