Miss u Alice Just good 2 know ur okay staying healthy stopping at ur local Subway / Quizno’s / Which Wich / Jimmy John’s / Panera Bread / local deli and eating a sandwich with ur BFF
Still think abt u a lot even though ur not around any more I rlly miss u. I miss u a lot
Since u’ve been gone a part of me has died but seeing u back up on ur feet doin ur thang Living ur life brings a smile to my face
U look healthy I miss ur black hoodie ur goth look I miss seeing u smile I know ur trying to hide behind ur sandwich but just let the world see u happie
U used to order a ham sandwich mayo, pickles, cucumbers, lettuce, tomatoes, extra onions I remember everything. I still remember every fucking thing abt u like it was yesterday.
I wish I could be ur bff in this picture sharing a sandy with u But I’m not I’m here and I miss u and it hurts…
a lot.
Sometimes I think I’ll never get over you. Still wake up and reach to the other side of the bed hoping ur still there hoping u still care.
Do u miss Alice Glass? What’s ur fave memory of Alice Glass? Do yall miss Crystal Castles? Is Alice Glass still the only indie female u ever think of, or has Best Coast replaced her? Do u have an ex who u haven’t gotten over, but seeing her pix on facebook makes u sad + happy at the same time?
Sometimes I doubt the world so much I lose faith in humanity Honestly believe that ‘money’ is the only thing that makes the world go round ‘Oil’ and ‘cash money’ have torn apart our relationships with the A-Rab world leading to terrorism & acts of mad violence + hate
Every1 just wants to be rich and famous gathering piles of moneys in buildings called ‘banks’ Wish money didn’t exist, and we could just barter goods & services People would pay to be an artist I could pay 4 my bread and cold cuts with cool paintings and digital .jpg memes Wish ppl didn’t give a shit about Rolex Indiglo watches, Macbook Pros, and ‘huge houses in suburbia’
I guess the Arcade Fire was right when they sang the infamous line “H8 u the Suburbs, yall.” And also AnCo was right when they sang “I’d rather be chilling in Adobe slabs… Seeya!” Vampire Weekend was also right when they sang “Sigh… Wish we lived in the 3rd world, appreciated our lives’ and chilled on Horchata.” How can I get back 2 basics? How can I restore my faith? How can I believe in us again? How can I believe in humanity? A meaningful interactive real life art installation Taking place outside ‘in real life’ [via on my street] Going to put several hundred $1 bills into a tree on my street and see if real life humans act like ‘hunters and gatherers’, ‘savages’
Each piece of US currency will also have an ‘inspiration note’ on it.
It seems like I only live in a white neighborhood and every1 ‘adhered to chill societal rules’ taking only one or two dollars And took a moment to read the meaningful note on the dollar bill
As a white person, I can guarantee that minorities would have been ‘savages’ about this tree Homeless people would have acquired a month’s supply of drugs, alcohol, and Burger King relieved they didn’t ruin my video Relieved I picked a safe location outside of the apartment which my parents pay 4 with their metaphorical money tree which I pull dollar bills from
At the end of the day, maybe I wasn’t really even interested in ‘improving society’ or ‘restoring faith’ I just feel better about myself for creating an art installation in public space creating a meme that exists on the internet even though it was a pretty trivial ‘experiment’ that offers no valuable insight in2 humanity/consumerism/greed Did this unique artistic project transcend society?
Do yall feel ‘inspired’ by this project? Was it ‘brilliant’? Do u h8 society/consumerism? Do people and tweens only care about money? Should they have ‘manned up’ and put $100 bills in the tree? Should they have done this in a black neighborhood? Is some ‘generic white neighborhood in Chicago’ representative of humanity/society? Do u think black people were arrested if they took a dollar from this money tree?
Just saw this bro convert a youth baseball helmet into an authentic disco ball helmet. Seems like he ‘really knows where da party at.’ Wanna vibe out with him, party on the go, hit up some raves, bang some bitches wearing nothing but my discoball helmet. Might even install an IV that gets me ‘fucked up’ on acid/ XTC / pcp / meth /meow meow, pumping that shit directly into my brain.
Just want to feel protected from ‘line drives’, ‘foul balls’, and ‘stray pitches.’ Worried that i will be attacked by juggalos, but sorta still want people 2 know that I am ‘down 2 party.’ Need safety + something that takes my prsnl brand 2 the next level. Do yall know how to convert a baseball helmet into a discoball? Is the discoball helmet gonna ‘catch on’ at relevant raves?
Should I wear a The XX tshirt to a relevant music festival? [via The Dos Equises] Just wanna celebrate the Mercury Prize/being the most interesting man+buzzband alive.
Just wanna go 2 a rave be young forever even though I am ‘getting heavier’ in my mid-section still gonna wear short shorts + rave gear So many prsnl brands at raves… sigh… Just wanna be free have an absurd escape from reality want to do drugs, party, listen to electro DJs overdose have my friends drop me off naked + unconscious on my parents’ door step
Are raves the new ‘music festivals’? Should I have a discoball glued 2 my skull? Does every ‘good looking’ raver have a ‘hefty raver’ BFF? R yall tired of raves? Will they basically look the same forever? Should raves cobrand themselves with ur regional ‘marley fest’?
The XX won the Mercury Prize, basically making them Gods in Europe, the UK, and parts of the Third World. I think the Mercury Prize means that the government will purchase 500K copies of their albums to boost the music industry economy, so they are in a pretty good position. Can probably just go into any ‘pub’ in the UK, and point at people, and they will be forced to ‘give them a blow job.’ Must be mad sweet 2 be ‘legit rock stars.’
Seems like they had a press conference since they are so famous now. Tons of mainstream journalists asked them generic questions, and they remained ‘humble’ and ‘honored.’ They seem super famous, like they might be ‘leaving blog coverage behind’, and might give up on America to focus on places where people have British accents. Soo weird to see this buzzband ‘evolve.’ Feel like without the American blog economy, they would be nowhere. Feeling pissed at them for not thanking me, the hypemachine, gorilla vs bear, pitchfork, and other American web presences.
So pissed at them. Wish they understood that they were ‘big in America’ first, then the UK saw how much buzz they were getting, then had to import them back into their own country. Wish they just said that the UK doesn’t really have a good music/mp3 blog infrastructure, and that they need to catch up with America. Do yall think that NME is a ‘legit tastemaking music magazine’?
Do yall h8 bands that are overhyped in the UK? Is the XX about to become ‘the next Radiohead/Coldplay’ if they add enough arpeggiating piano riffs to their next album?
Also watched this video. It seems like a local news piece or something, but also might be a ‘trying too hard to be trendy’ video by some sort of alternative web media startup from the UK. Showcases the XX, and tons of other crappy UK bands.
Feels weird watching generic alt content. Maybe it is actually made by an American company, except they hired some1 British to make it sound more important/edgy.
Rlly pissed about this. Not even sure why I am blogging about ‘the Mercury Prize.’ Gonna give up on the XX. Gonna try as hard as I can to ‘boycott’ products from the UK. Need to get back to our roots, support American products . Feeling ‘wronged.’ Feeling ‘jealous’ and ‘spiteful.’ Always thought that because I blogged about them so early, that they would ‘share profits with me’ in the event that they became millionaires, but here I am, just an American blogger on the other side of the world while these bros who I buzzed got more famous + successful than even I expected.
Do yall h8 the XX? Does ‘success’ in the UK mean more than a 9.0+ on pitchfork? Is ‘selling albums’ the only thing that matters? Will u be ‘pissed off’ if the XX gets a Grammy? Did American blogbuzz ‘create’ the XX, or UK hype? Will the USA ‘give up’ on/boycott the XX and other UK products in 2k11? Are yall tired of the global indie economy? Will any great chillwavers come from the UK, or do they not have enough beaches + lakes + nostalgic images of youth to write chillwave anthems?
It’s soooo hard 2 find a pair of jeans that fits me because I am a woman who is transforming into a pear-shaped body/because I am a bro who is ‘starting to drink tons of brewskies every night.’ I used to wear Levis skinny jeans, but now I am ‘fat as hell’ and just searching for something that fits comfily around my big ol belly/rapidly expanding midsection. Pants that can comfortably help me waddle my ‘fat ass’ 2 my fourth meal on time.
Glad I found this chart so that I can buy jeans that have a small LISTED waist size, even though my ACTUAL waist size is ‘out of control.’ Really just helps me [psychologically] to know that my waist size is pretty chill, and that I am ‘almost healthy.’ Feeling good about myself based on the ‘clothes that fit me.’ Really hope that by the time I am old, the t-shirt size “XL” is recalibrated and called “S” just to make sure I feel healthy and beautiful.
Really just want to be overweight/obese, but still feel ‘skinny’ according to my jean size. Are yall obese or skinny/healthy? What is the most authentic brand of jeans? Do u prefer jeans that make sure that there is ‘no way in hell’ that fatties can fit into their brand? Are you more chill with brands that help ‘fatties’ R u wearing Old Navy Jeans right now, feeling ‘fat and ashamed’?
Should I go to Old Navy 4 the rest of my life? Is Old Navy the chillest brand on the planet 4 helping out our image? What is ur waist size? According to alternative society, are you ‘obese’ if ur waist size is over 29/30/32/34/50/80 inches? What brand of jeans do u wear? What types of jeans are for fat people? R u obese, and do u prefer to just wear pants with an elastic band? Is Old Navy for fat Americans? Do u prefer jeans that are ‘accurately sized’ or ones that err on the side of skinniness? What jean brands ‘lie’ about their size? Which 1s are accurate? Do u think alternative retailers should help their target market to ‘feel skinny’ for the rest of their lives’?
Sorta wish I could work at my local news station instead of being a blogger. I would make about $22k per year, and have the opportunity to ‘express myself’ using telejournalistic techniques. Would have ‘huge dreams’ of either being ‘called up to the big leagues’ [via network/fox news/cnn], or maybe if I made post-ironic enough pieces, I would be recruited by the Daily Show.
This is the story of P-nut, a Memphis rapper who is ‘tearing up the game.’ He seems mad alt, like some sort of blipster. His swag is unbeatable, and the pain he has been thru in life is so complex that his rhymes really have multi-layered emotional depth. U really feel like he has already achieved ‘greatness’ even though he has only existed for 7 years. Depressed that I wasn’t on the local news giving heavy interviews at age 7. Do yall like P-nut? Does he seem like a ‘legit star’? Is he a good rapper? Do u think his dad should end his rapping dreams and just sign him up for youth soccer? Do u think his dad has a 3rd grade reading level, so they get to ‘collab’ on writing lyrics? Do u feel bad for the adult ‘journalist’ who put this piece together/did a ‘serious interview’ with a 7-year old? Do yall ever have to ‘blow off steam’? What do u do? Rap? Does P-Nut have mad skills? Will u be happy when the local news ‘dies’, or will u be sad that they can’t produce ‘heeelarious internet meme videos’ any more?
Might adopt a black child and make sure he does mad viral shit.
Is it still alt to do vintage meme ‘hoodrat shit’? Are black little kids ‘more viral’ than white little kids? Would “David After Dentist” have been as successful if David was white? Would we have laughed at him for being a ‘dumb, drugged up negro’ if his skin was black? Would we see his father as an ‘irresponsible black man’ who cared more abt drugging his son than ‘driving him 2 safety’?
Do yall like 2 laugh at ‘dumb black ppl’ on the internet? Do u prefer white memes or black memes? Are memes abt black people ‘inherently racist’? Will P-nut become the next Jay-Z/Kanye West? Should I hire some1 to break into a black child’s house, and attempt to rape him, creating the opportunity for a ‘bed room intruder’ meme?
Does racism still exist, or does the memesphere make every1 equal? Will Antoine Dodson enter rehab in the next 2 years, kinda like Tay Zonday? Is the internet a Ameri/Euro-centric world where we can laugh at every1 who is a minority/from a different part of the world? Will ‘The Bedroom Intruder Song’ be remembered as ‘the only bloggable mp3 of 2k10′?
What is the frontrunner for mp3 of the year: P-Nut or Negro Intruder song? Wish more ppl in ‘the projects’ vlogged so that we could laugh at them more often. Guess maybe the local news is a liason between the white world and the ‘dumb, black world.’ Do ur parents/grandparents still watch + value the local news?
