| What genre of music would u get tattooed on ur body? Posted: 03 Aug 2010 05:20 PM PDT 
Was getting pizza the other day at a local Pizza Hut/KFC/Taco Bell combo joint, and saw this bro with a “lofi” tattoo, aligning his personal brand with the lofi genre of music. It seems like this tatty probably means he lives a ‘lofi’ way of life, using a home studio and minimal recording techniques, trying to capture
Just wondering what genre of music yall would get tattooed on ur body. I know there are a lot of good answers for the year 2k10, but tattoos last forever. By getting a genre tattoo, u have to make sure that the genre will ‘be relevant’ forever. Seems like a difficult decision. What music genre aligns with ur way of life?
What genre would yall get tattied on ur body?
a) lofi
b) hifi
c) Arcade Fire anthem core
d) chillwave
e) Indie
f) indy
g) rock n roll
h) ‘rap’
i) dreamy nostalgic pop-lectro
j) fuzzy buzzy
k) dank core
l) California-style dank-core
m) ethnic lady screaming in2 microphone
n) ‘every mp3 made, except in the year 2k10′
o) Napster-wave alt rock
p) horrorcore
q) juggalo poopy
r) autotune
s) witchy woman wave
t) cum-in-pussie-core
u) rock rock
v) Lilith Core
w) poopoo peepee conceptual music
x) Jim Carrey talking out of his butt Ace Ventura
y) Bieber lil erect peen tweencore
z) Miley Cyrus’s wet vajenga
aa) dronewave
bb) idosecore
cc) butt buddy bro indie
dd) cooldad indie pop
ee) bloggy houses
ff) Cody Simpson
gg) Unchill azn bro
hh) Zooey Deschanel
ii) erotic sketch of WAVVES and Best Coast making love while smoking spliffs
jj) Disney tweenwave
kk) Choose ur own response What genre of music will represent ur personal brand 4ever? |
| WAVVES being sued by Disney for having a song called “Mickey Mouse” Posted: 03 Aug 2010 12:17 PM PDT 
WAVVES is a stoner wave fuzzy buzzy artist from Southern California. It seems like he has a song called “Mickey Mouse” on his latest album “King of the Dank Beach” and the Walt Disney Company some how found out about it [via Google Alerts], then they decided to ’sue his ass.’ Can’t believe they are pulling a Vampire Weekend v Kirsten Kennis, except Walt Disney probably doesn’t want his money because not sure if he even ’sells albums’/is profitable as a business entity.
They are probs just like ‘who is this danky kid, and why is he using the name of our #1 mascot to sell his guitar weed songs?’ “Monday night at New York City’s Bowery Ballroom, the Wavves founder and frontman announced he’d just been “mildly sued” by the Walt Disney Company, which was less than psyched about seeing a song called ‘Mickey Mouse’ listed on his band’s latest album. Williams said he’d agreed to modify future pressings of ‘King of the Beach,’ out today on CD and vinyl, and replace the offending track with an unreleased B-side. He then offered a succinct legal critique of the plaintiff’s case.
Thought it would be ‘totally punk rock’ if he kept the song on the album, telling those corporate lawyers to ‘eff off.’ Have yall ever chilled on Nazi wave vibes? “Walt Disney was a Nazi,” Williams said. “You go [to Disney World], you feel Nazi vibes. It’s disgusting!” The outburst was one of many quotable moments of the concert, and throughout the evening, Williams and drummer Billy Hayes spent nearly as much time joking about booze and weed as they did playing actual songs.
Just want to go back 2 high school and utilize social situations to ‘brag’ about substance abuse/near-death experiences. R u happy that Walt Disney is suing WAVVES?
Is WAVVES ‘a disgrace’ to the indiesphere?
Is WAVVES’ career ‘effing over’?
When should Best Coast break up with WAVVbro? Do u feel like he is holding her back from reaching her full potensh?
Should WAVVES have to give up ‘all profits’ of his album to Disney?
Is Hannah Montana a more authentic artist than WAVVES?
Does WAVVES seem ‘too unchill’ 2 share a blunt with?
Are yall on #TeamDisney or #TeamDankWavv?
Will WAVVES see jail time?
Will Snacks the Cat ’sue the fuck’ out of WAVVES & Best Coast?
Do yall think Warner Brothers is chill with AnCo, letting them keep the song named “Daffy Duck” on Feels? |
| Slutwave artist Ke$ha makes new video for a cheesy bloghouse banger song Posted: 03 Aug 2010 10:55 AM PDT |
| Juggalo subculture migrates to Australia, starts committing violent crimes Posted: 03 Aug 2010 06:44 AM PDT 
Juggalos are a subculture of uneducated, poor, violent white people who are ‘despised’ in the United States. It seems like they are some sort of ’second class citizens’ who were created by the Lord Savior Jesus Christ God in order to give educated bros who chill on the internet a genre of white people to make fun of, since making fun of minorities is ‘racist.’ Anyways, it seems like some juggalos migrated/sailed on a juggalo version of The_Mayflower to find safe haven in Australia. They probably felt ‘at home’ since Australia used to function as a ‘jail’ / place to do experiments on humans for the British.
Anyways, so juggalos went to Australia, now they are committing violent crimes and the local news is forced 2 ‘cover’ them. A NOTORIOUS American youth gang known for its violent street crime and penchant for wearing clown make-up as a disguise has hit Sydney. Police are investigating a possible connection between an attempted robbery in Fairfield and the gang known as “Juggalos” – or Juggalettes, for female members – made famous by criminal activities in the US. The gang is also believed to be trying to recruit more members, with the group holding what is believed to be its first national “gathering” in Victoria next month. The gang already runs a number of online blogs and chat sites for members and those aspiring to join.
Do u live in Australia?
R u worried about juggalos?
Worried that Australian juggalos are getting mad violent. Afraid to go to Australia now because I will be killed by a juggalo.
(Also afraid to go to states like West Virginia and Kentucky based on the same logic.) Three men wearing the Juggalos’ trademark clown make-up attempted to rob a woman outside Fairfield RSL Club and were captured on CCTV footage wearing their “disguise”. About 12.10am on June 28, a 20-year-old woman was waiting outside the club for her boyfriend to pick her up when she was approached by the youths. The men pulled chains from their pockets and demanded the woman’s bag but when her boyfriend arrived they ran off towards the train station empty-handed.
Worried about chains.
Are juggalos a violent gang?
Will Australians ‘relate’ to juggalo culture, or are they gonna h8 the jugs as much as Americans do? Juggalos and Juggalettes – who have been classified as a gang in at least six states of America – are fans of hard-core hip-hop and rap groups such as Insane Clown Posse. Insp Bailey said while masks, including clown masks, had been used by criminals in the past as disguises during a crime, this was the first time he was aware of a group of men walking around the city wearing clown make-up looking for potential targets.
Do yall wish we could create an island where we could send juggalos and never have to deal with them again?
Are juggalos inherently violent, or did their social environments create them?
If u r a juggalo, will u seek out a new place 2 call home by sailing to australia?
Is Australia ‘too electro’ for juggalos?
Do yall h8 juggalos, or do u hope they just continue to produce memes 2 laugh at?
If u r from Australia, do u already have modern ‘white trash’ subcultures established?
Which ship is the most alt: The Nina, Pinta, Santa Maria, the Titanic, or the Mayflower?
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| Pitchfork gives the Arcade Fire a ‘lukewarm’ 8.6 Posted: 03 Aug 2010 05:56 AM PDT 
The Arcade Fire’s latest album THE SUBURBS has been one of the most anticipated albums of 2k10. Not really because any1 thought it would sound anything different than anything they’ve ever made, but mainly just to see how indie rock anthem core ‘held up’ after the AnCo era and the Chillwave Era. It seems like popular music review site Pitchfork Media gave them a ‘lukewarm’ 8.6, a score that is often reserved for a 1st album buzzband who has ‘massive potential’ to generate more memes over the next 2 years.
Anyways, the review compares the band to ‘Springsteen’: But the album actually plays out more like Bruce Springsteen’s The River, a generously paced collection of meditations on familial responsibility, private disappointments, and fleeting youth, much of which takes place in moving vehicles.
Then they say the album is a ‘hipster bashing’ album, encouraging ppls 2 find ‘a new sincerity’: On the deceptively chipper chamber pop of “Rococo”, Win Butler borders on patronizing, evoking Nirvana’s “In Bloom” and using the title word as a sword to skewer an easy target: the hipster more concerned with following trends than locating a genuine understanding in the world around him.
Then it gets kinda vulnerable, and tells us that we all might be trapped in suburbia one day: The bulk of The Suburbs focuses on this quiet desperation borne of compounding the pain of wasting your time as an adult by romanticizing the wasted time of your youth.
So yeah, it just kinda gets vulnerable, then they talk about how we’re all trying to figure out how to find some sort of happiness/financial security in our lives’, but we all just wanna be young forever, but we all just want to see tons of cash in our band account, but then the cost of living gets 2 high and we end up in THE SUBURBS. Kinda vulnerable. Might listen to this album while I take a walk thru a modern outdoor mall space complex. Can’t believe this album is 0.2 points ‘better’ than WAVVES/Best Coast.
Can’t believe Big Boi got a 9.2.
Wonder if Panda Bear will break 9.0.
Wonder if Avey Tare will break 9.0.
Worried that the Arcade Fire won’t be the album of the year.
Who will be album of the year?
Did Pitchfork have to give the Arcade Fire a ‘low rating’ because they are gonna be mad mainstream after charting at #1?
Is The Suburbs the Arcade Fire’s best album yet?
Is The Suburbs ‘the ultimate’ Gen Y wave album in that it is ‘brilliant’, but we are still looking for something ‘fresher’ / ‘more different’ / ‘less mainstream’ to label as ‘brilliant’?
Should the Arcade Fire be automatically granted above a 9.5 because of the ‘grunt work’/branding they did for the indie genre?
Do u think Arcade Bros still worry about p4k scores like tons of other lil indie bands, or do they just care about how many millions of dollars they will make? |
