Wednesday, July 28, 2010

HIPSTER RUNOFF

HIPSTER RUNOFF

NSFW: German Raver Grandma shows off her ‘floppy titties’ at rave

Posted: 28 Jul 2010 02:15 PM PDT

Link: http://www.nachtagenten.de/gallery/loveparade-2010-allgemein.823330/pic31.3381909.html


I have always wondered what it will be like to ‘grow older’, and deal with ur ‘body changing’ and wearing down. Does ur vanity prevent u from ‘going out’ and living life like ur still young, or do u just ‘keep partying hard’ and still ’show what the good Lord Jesus Christ gave u.’ Was sorta bummed that people died at this German rave, but I guess it is always a good thing when cute alt girls ‘feel free’ enough to show off their titties.

Just wanna listen to electro house techno dubstep music, and bounce up and down, letting my floppy titties vibe out with the music. erect nipples, cowboy hat, crazy coke/meth eyes, sexie underwear. Just want to be me–let my personal brand ‘do itz mutha fuckin thang.’

Wonder if we have finally found ‘the ’

Not sure how ‘alt’ or ‘perfect these breasteses are. Do breasts get ‘better’ after they have produced milk after multiple babies?

Worried she is raving 2 hard.

R u hungrie or hornie?

Have been really in2 amateur milf & gilf porn, so I might move to Germany and start 2 ‘pick up chicks’, and do ‘very deviant things’ with them [via dark period of my life].

Do u think u will party til ur 76 years old?
How will u deal with ur body ‘getting less perfect’?
Do u get ‘more hornie’ when ur older, cuz u can’t have children any more?
R u worried about erectile dysfunction?
Will u ride the menopause wave [via heat flashes]?
R u looking forward 2 not having a period?
Do ravers come in all ages, shapes, and sizes, or is Europe just a ‘backwards’ continent?
R the ‘big and floppy’, not ’small and perky’?
Would u be ‘mad embarrassed’ if ur mom was an exhibitionist raver?

M.I.A.’s album ‘charts’ at #9, loses to Eminem, Korn & Biebro

Posted: 28 Jul 2010 10:20 AM PDT

Link: http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/07/21/eminem-continues-reign-atop-chart/


M.I.A. has had ‘a huge target on her back’ since all she ever does is ‘talk mad shit’ about other artists, the government, and every1 who she can ‘mudsling’ 2 get hits. N e ways, it seems like her album sold 28000 copies. I can’t really tell if that is good or bad. All I know is that Vampire Weekend’s album debuted with 124,000 copies sold, so that is sorta the ‘indie gold standard.’

Feel like this might be a ‘huge disappointment’, maybe. Like they were hoping she could ride the slutwave and be one of the most important female artists, but since album sales are ‘tanking’ across the industry, saying ur #9 sounds like u ‘did a good job’ or something. Not sure if I am supposed to make this post say that she ‘disappointed’ or if I am supposed to say ’she performed above expectations.’ Wonder what demographic of humans/consumers purchased her album.

Eminem has notched a fourth week at No. 1 on the Billboard album chart, beating out new albums by Korn, Newsboys, Sting and M.I.A. Eminem's "Recovery" (Aftermath/Interscope) sold another 196,000 copies in the United States last week, Nielsen SoundScan reported.

Korn's "Korn III: Remember Who You Are" (Roadrunner) is the highest charting new release, opening at No. 2 with 63,000 sales. Other new albums include "Born Again" (Inpop) by the Christian rock band Newsboys, which reached No. 4 with 45,000 sales; Sting's "Symphonicities" (Deutsche Grammophon/Cherry Tree), with orchestrations of his hits, which opened at No. 6 with 36,000; the country singer Jerrod Niemann's "Judge Jerrod & the Hung Jury" (Arista Nashville), at No. 7 with 34,000; and "Stampede" (Epic) by the metal band Hellyeah, at No. 8 with 28,000. M.I.A.'s "/\/\/\Y/\" (released by N.E.E.T./XL/Interscope, and also known simply as "Maya") opened at No. 9 with a tiny bit less than "Stampede." (The numbers are rounded.)

Feel sad that she lost to the horrorcore/hardcore rapper bros Eminem and Korn. Feel like maybe it is ‘refreshing’ that Korn still has a solid tribe of followers. Just some bros who want to a.d.i.d.a.s. [via all day I dream about sex]. Kinda seems like bands that existed in the 90s will ‘always find a way to sell records’ [via people who haven't made the transition to the modern world].

Just wish I could be a mainstream band / Christian band / rapper / tween sensation. Not sure if there is that much money in ‘indie music.’ Guess we all can’t be Vampy Weekends. Sad that they might lose all their money. Just want to be the next Kings of Leon or something. Wanna sell tons of units and ‘not worry about authenticity.’ Just want to

Did M.I.A.’s album ‘tank’?
Did she sell more units than u thought she would?
What type of people bought her albums? Edgy Twilight fans? Cool dads who ‘love ethnic girls’?
Is this the beginning of the end of M.I.A.’s career?
Should she just ride chillwaves with billionaire dollars?
Did M.I.A. ‘peak’ both artistically and commercially with “Paper Planes”?

Indie comedian Dave Chappelle launches fuzzy buzzy sound project called DAVVES

Posted: 28 Jul 2010 09:34 AM PDT

Link: http://peterberkman.tumblr.com/post/864522484/davves-king-of-the-retirebro


After the success of the popular chillwave sound projects Chill Murray (created by actor Bill Murray) [link] and Chill Pullman (created by Bill Pullman) [link], it seems like popular comedian Dave Chappelle has started a ‘fuzzy buzzy’ sound project. It is rumored to be called DAVVES.

His upcoming EP will cover themes like ‘weed’, ‘black people’, and ‘the rebranding of Comedy Central.’ Really just want to listen to some chill Beach vibes, and think about when he was ‘the funniest man alive.’ Really hope he is finally King of the ________.

wonder if WAVVES/Best Coast will copy the Half Baked movie poster aesthetic for their next album [via the stoner aesthetic]

R yall in favor of these new ?
Who is ‘the funniest man alive’ in 2k10?
Do u miss Dave Chappelle racial commentary?
Do u think fuzzy buzzy sound projects are the new chillwave sound projects?
Is it easier to create a new chillwave project or a fuzzy buzzy project?