Friday, July 23, 2010

HIPSTER RUNOFF

HIPSTER RUNOFF

Unchill AZN bro goes to movies, makes out with movie poster, ruins chill tween vibes

Posted: 23 Jul 2010 09:21 AM PDT

Photo by BJ Panda Bear


I am one of many tweens who goes to the movies in large groups
Sometimes I will ’sneak off’ to a boring movie just 2 make out with my GF
On occasion, we will stick our hands down one another’s pants
She will tug
I will fingerbang

It’s not really about the movies
It’s about the formative sexual experience
Bonding with my bffs
texting
giggling
annoying old people who are on their ‘weekend date’

This weekend was kinda ruined though
UnChill AZN bro showed up at the theatres
I had never seen any thing like him
It was like he transcended any sort of retail fashion I had seen at the mall

He seemed like he lived in some sort of altered zone/habitat
Just went to get some popcorn & Whoppers
went by the butter machines
He was making out with Zac Efron
then he started making out with the butter machine

Sorta ruined the chill vibes
and no1 could pour hot butter on their popcorn
every1 was kinda pissed
we went to the movies to chill
and get our cry on [via Toy Story 3]
or question our realities [via Inception]

but then every1 sorta just wanted to go home
after Unchill AZN Bro ruined the vibes
Woulda understood if this was a relevant night club
heard u can do whatever u want at those places

but this was a movie theatre
a place that was created for families, kids, and
most importantly
teens who want to fingerbang one another with buttery fingers

Chill vibes thawed.

Do yall like going to the movies?
Have yall ever made out with a movie poster?
Is Zac Efron the hottest twink in Hollywood?
Have you ever done anything sexual in the back row of a movie theatre?

Am Appy CEO h8s blogs who pan their brand just to get hits, singles out Gawker

Posted: 23 Jul 2010 06:51 AM PDT

Link: http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/archives/2010/07/dov_charney_int.php


American Apparel is an American-based Apparel Retail selling company who is known for provocative ads. It seems like their company is ‘blog bait’ since ‘effing hipsters’ are constantly wrestling with their relationship with the brand. The CEO of American Apparel is named “”, and he is usually ‘torn to pieces’ by blogs for being ‘inauthentic’ about his company’s ’social missions’ since blogs would rather focus on his ’sexually deviant’ personal brand.

Some blogspot wrote some post about , then he called the blogger to ’set their ass straight.’ Do yall h8 bloggers who are ruining the lives’ of companies, buzzbands, record labels, and entrepreneurs who are just trying to make the world a better place/sell shit?

First he says Gawker is ‘bullshit’ because they hide behind so many levels of satire, but don’t try to make the world a better place:

Gawker’s exploiting their position as a satirical website — they should be using their power to effect social change.

Do yall like Gawker? From what I understand it is ‘one of the biggest blogs in the world’ since they ‘invented snark.’

N e ways, has been ‘branded as a sexual deviant’ according to blogs. He says that some bro lied about all of that, now he is stuck getting tons of coverage about it even though it isn’t really even that true.


So the sexual harassment accusations aren’t founded?

Charney: Absolutely not. You’re a fool to think that. You and Gawker are part of an ongoing campaign of self-interest. Gawker wants people to read their posts. Go look at yourself in the mirror. It’s cheap journalism. It wouldn’t be as exciting if this was a story about Zales. There’s a catharsis you should all go through. This is a fake crusade, an entire media campaign since 2005 initiated by an attorney who wanted money. No one has the balls to remove him from the system. It’s one fake case after the next.

There’s a high level of intelligence behind the business. We’re marketing well and hiring people who know how to speak to the essence of the brand — or at least we’re making efforts to. Could Larry King show up to his job with a septum ring? We’re trying to cast the right people for the store. We have room for a lot of exception and variety. That’s somehow unethical? We regulate the taste in our store. Gawker’s coverage of the issue has not done justice to the social issues at hand. The media has choices.

Do u think it is unfair for coverage to focus on ’sexual harassment’ + other sexual vibes associated with their brand/employees? He goes on to say that Martin Luther King Jr also ‘got his swerve on’ even though he was changing the world/ending racism. Bros will be bros–no big deal. Men do great things, and men also love 2 make love.

Martin Luther King was having affairs, but his work was too important so the media didn’t bring it up. They’re deploying sexual shame tactics — it dehumanizes the subject. Ideas are more important. I accuse you of being a creep. A large number of the plaintiffs stole from the company, or we had valid reason to want to remove them. If I’m a creep, they’re creeps. Provocative ad campaigns make sense. Who cares?

MLK seems chill for ‘getting his Tiger Woods’ on [via having a dream of premium blow jobs].

N e ways, seems like the resolution is that ‘bloggers are cowards’, and don’t really even contribute anything to the world since they are possibly the worst kind of journalists since they just have to make up lies/stories/focus on negative vibes just to get hits.

Journalists are in collusion with one or two plaintiff lawyers. Who’s the victim if I can’t finance my business? Shareholders? Workers? They’re writing crap to get $300 for a blog post. There’s a hysteria in the community that separates itself from reality. Gawker can play an important role in using satire and humor. It’s morally reckless on their part to put out random stories with altered or fictitious emails, or to take one person’s opinion and cast it as the opinions of many. It was like 12 emails from a group of 5,000 retail workers. I think it’s creepy. I’ve invited them to come to the factory and talk to the workers.

Do yall think is chill?
Do blogs harsh his company’s vibes 2 much?
Is Gawker being ‘mean’ just 2 get hits?
Should more blogs blog for social change, or do blogs need to blog 4 hits?
Do blogs just belittle the intentions of others without even bringing anything innovative to the table?
Are blogs bad for journalism?
Is blogging ‘cheap journalism’?
Is HIPSTER RUNOFF ruining buzzbands/companies?
Is THE ALT REPORT ‘cheap journalism’?
Do u support American Apparel?
Do u believe in their social mission?
Every time a blog ‘takes a shit on ’, are they really just hurting the factory workers who depend on the company for their job?
Every time some1 posts a blog, will feelings get hurt?
Are you on #Team_Appy, #Team_Dov, #Team_Gawkie, or #Team_Blogger_Mad_Hits?

Some UK alt wears a Unabomber t-shirt, thinks he is a chill bro, not a terrorist

Posted: 23 Jul 2010 05:59 AM PDT

Link: http://www.graziadaily.co.uk/fashion/archive/2010/07/19/aggys-pub-opens.htm?slideshow=true&slideImage=4


I think this picture was taken in the United Kingdom. It features a United Kingdom based alt wearing a shirt that has the original artist’s rendering of the , before his ‘broke ass’ was found living in a shed in the wilderness. Not sure if she realizes that he was an unchill bro who sent bombs in the mail 2 people. He was a terrorist and a murderer before he was publicly executed in 2005 on Fox Television.

As an American, I sorta feel pissed at her for wearing that shirt since he is a terrorist, and killed people in our country. Totally ruined chill vibes.

Feel like maybe she is trying to make an ‘anti-society’, ‘anti-government’ type of statement, but it doesn’t even make sense cuz u can’t be an alt without a society. Just wanted to take a moment to appreciate mainstream ideas + societal norms which give me a spring board from which I can be alt.

R u pissed at this broad?
Are UK alts ’soooo stupid’?
Are American alts smarter + more authentic than UK alts?

Do yall h8 the , or is he the ultimate bro?
Would this be the same as a foreign alt wearing a zany, kewl 9-11 tshirt?
R u proud 2 be an American alt?
Do UK alts have bad taste in music?