Sunday, July 11, 2010

HIPSTER RUNOFF

HIPSTER RUNOFF

Some chill Spanish-wave bro names Carles wins the World Cup

Posted: 11 Jul 2010 05:39 PM PDT


Congrats Carles
not the blogger
but the football player named “Carles Puyol”
who we can only assume was named after

“Carles”
the blogger from the popular weblog HIPSTER RUNOFF
u did it
u made ur country ‘the best in the world’

No1 can take this away from u
and you probably get a coupon book
filled with ‘free BJ’ coupons
4 the rest of ur life

He seems chill
to be named “Carles”
Seems likely that there will be a new wave of
humans named “Carles”
Tons of babies born all around the world
inspired by the transcendent writing of ‘Carles’
the author, blogger, editor, designer, meme generator and ‘Social Media Guru/Ninja’
behing the popular weblog HIPSTER RUNOFF

Seems like a chill bro
that all bros wanna be bros with
They seem to be ‘following him’
like he is a tastemaker, then they all decided to buy the same red Am Appy jersey

Will u name ur child ‘Carles’?
Is Carles Puyol the most authentic footballer in the world?
Do u know n e 1 named Carles in real life?
Does Carles Puyol seem chill?
Do u wanna ride SpanishWaves/EspanaWaves?
Is it more alt to be into ‘Spain’ instead of ‘Portugal’ [via Panda Bear's expatriate compound]?

Does n e 1 know how to ‘pronounce’ the name ‘Carles’?
a) Carlz
b) Carulllzz
c) Cars los
d) Careless
e) Car-less
f) Charullz
g) Kaharlahes
h) Carleth
i) Carlin
j) Krawl
k) Choose ur own pronunciation

Some alt fashion designer dresses up models like old bald men, except with tits hanging out

Posted: 11 Jul 2010 03:09 PM PDT

NOTE: Not sure if this post is NSFW cuz it is just photos of girls who look like old men

Link: http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2010/07/berlin_fashion_week_slideshow.html


It seems like it is a chill job to be a fashion designer, since clothes can’t really be that innovative, so u just have to have a fashion show that creates a zany meme. Feel like nudity + zany props and/or body art are usually a ’slam dunk’ for a fashion show 2 get press headlines / blog posts about it. Wonder if u sell more clothes to Target [via Mossimo brand]

Seems kinda ‘innovative’, like the designer is really making u think about the traditional personal brand of the model, and how we are all afraid of getting old, getting bald, becoming irrelevant, and maybe even dying of cancer.

Kinda wish she had her nipples out. Not sure what type of bra / pasty technology she is utilizing

Old bro.

Old Bros chilling, laughing, probably watching sports and drinking some brewskies

Maybe when men grow old, they morph into having the body of a model, with a bald head + saggy lil titties. Might get super turned on and ’scissor’ with my bros when i grow old.

R u scared of aging?
Will ur body/personal brand stay perfect forever?
In the future, will old men be models?
Will all models ‘go bald’ in the future, trying to look ‘less hot’?
Does this ‘collection’ seems really brilliant and inspired?
Do hope that u morph into a model when u grow old?
R u hornie for these models, or should they have stayed with their original model looks?

Pitchfork violates blog ethics, posts Panda Bear unauthorized tracks

Posted: 11 Jul 2010 11:39 AM PDT

Link: http://pitchfork.com/news/39421-hear-panda-bears-tomboy-7-now/


MP3 blogs are hotbeds for illegal, leaked MP3s fueled by the hypemachine/googleSEO era. Basically, music blogs are kinda like ‘barely legal’ porn, trying 2 appeal to people who are eager to ‘be some of the first’ 2 feast their eyes on young pussy/twinks/new buzzbands mp3s. Blogger psychology states “If I post barely legal MP3s, I will get mad hits, and people will like my blog because I have great taste and represent a great source of popular buzzbands.”

’s TOMBOY is the most anticipated album of 2k10, in what has been a year known as a ’shitfest of shitty, irrelevant mp3s.’ It seems like the ‘drive to expose the leak’ has creted one of the most in-demand leaks since Animal Collective’s MerripostweatherPevilleons.

Many blogs and eMusicZines have been ‘forced’ to cover the new , as if it is a celeb gossip ’scoop’, racing to ‘break’ news about the new album. It truly may be the first time that the MP3 blogosphere has broken away from ’stroking the cocks’ of artists to secure exclusive debuts, and instead ‘post content as if it is BREAKING NEWS.’ The blogosphere is in a ‘questionable position’ where they must operate in some sort of ‘ethical relationship’ with artists to secure ‘debuts’ and ‘exclusive content’, but this coverage is sure to usher in a new era in coverage of high level artists.

Pitchfork was ‘backed into’ posting the streams after tons of low level, barely legal mp3 blogs ‘got the scoop’ and posted ’streams’ to limit their liability of posting the actual MP3 for download. They made it clear that the streams were ‘barely legal’:

NOTE: These are low-quality vinyl rips, not authorized by the artist.

I would expect this type of coverage from a ‘crappy MP3 blog’ on the hypemachine, or even popular weblog HIPSTER RUNOFF, or even lofi legend blog Guerillas Vs. Bear, but Pitchfork’s decision to ‘post unauthorized tracks’ might put ’s live set at the Pitchfork Music Festival in jeopardy. It seems like music blogosphere is turning into ‘The Wild, Wild West’ as the end of 2k10 nears, and we are in search of a true album of the year 2 save the annual brand of 2k10.

Is ’s leak the most in-demand leak in the history of the blogosphere?
Should music blogs ‘get more illegal’?
Should all music be free?
Have yall found the new on mediafire / rapidshare ?
Will TOMBOY ‘live up 2 the hype’?
Is there such thing as ‘blogger ethics’?
Are blogs supposed to maintain positive relationships with bands/artists/label representatives?
Should we wait til formally releases his album 4 purchase, or is it chill to listen 2 some sweet unauthorized vinyl rips?