We are females in music We want 2 be taken seriously as artists we will join the cause we will Jimmy Jangle
I will allow u to Jimmy Jangle with me but u must accept me as the queen of the Jimmy Jangles In addition, 1 of u has to use an egg which is an inferior instrument to shakey wakey shimmy wimmy shake shake shake oingly boingly
I will shake the egg filled with sand and u will be the queen of the jimmy jangles
I will forfeit my tambourine perhaps construct a maraca or pretend to press some keys on the keyboard We are females in music We want to prove our musicianship with progressive percussive instruments
We will have a girls only band meeting and we shall determine which songs sound the best with which instruments Tambourines, eggs, maracas We will write them down 2 remember them in a Microsoft Word document called “Tambourine Set List.doc” and each of us will get a copy upon the day of the show
This document will help us 2 become authentic singer song writers ‘indie songstresses’ crafting our own songs with this type of organization, we will soon play the harp like Joanna Newsom or write a hit song, kinda like “Stay” by Lisa Loeb or even “1-2-3-4″ by the Feist
In addition we will schedule ‘thrift store shopping’ days to find cutesy retro vintage sunglasses, dresses, and miscellaneous accessories to elevate our female brands
la la la so free jimmy jangling tambourines maracas and eggs 2gether I am Zooey Deschanel I am the Queen of the Jimmy Jangle
Lindsay Lohan is a popular hipster icon, in touch with tons of elements of the alt scene like ‘fucking’, ‘cumming’, ‘partying’, ‘doing blow’, ’scissoring’, and ‘posing sluttily in pix.’ N e ways, not sure what exactly she did, but I think she is ‘going to jail.’ She had a dramatic trial, similar to that movie “To Kill a Mockingbird”/”A Time To Kill” starring Harper Lee and Sandra Bullock.
The video is the ‘epic showdown’ between the lawyer, the prosecutor, and the judge. You can really sense the ‘racial tension’ in the courtroom, since there are African Americans in the video. It seems like her lawyer sorta ‘rolls over’, understanding that her client is ‘mad fucked’, then the judge is like ‘ur ass is grass’, then Lindsay starts to plea/beg/cry. It sound like a rich/spoiled person trying to get out of trouble after they did something obviously wrong and they know ‘money can’t save them n e more.’ Wonder if Lindsay shoulda hired OJ Simpson’s defense team, or maybe she doesn’t have enough money.
Feel like maybe should could chill in a Bronco chase to ‘get more famous’ though.
It seems like she is ‘going to the slammer’, possibly for life. Wonder if she killed some1 or something. Not sure if she is going to a ‘real jail’, like the kind u see in movies, or if she is going to the ’soft shit’, like where u get to watch TV and browse myspace all day. Wonder if she will like it there. Chill food, tons of pussie, possibly some drugs. R u gonna miss Lindsay Lohan’s sweet vibes? Is Lindsay Lohan ‘too alt’ 4 society? Should more people ‘cry’ to try to get out of jail, kinda like how women cry 2 get out of speeding tickets? Is Lindsay ‘guilty’ and does she deserve life in prison?
Do yall think Lindsay Lohan is the most talented indie female singer of our generation?
Jared Leto is an actor who takes alt roles, but is ultimately trying to be in some mainstream alt rock band that wears makeup and sings about deep shit that no1 can really understand, unless ur uneducated, then u just get to ‘pretend’ that u ‘get’ it.
N e ways, he seems 2 be on some quest for authenticity. Seems to have dyed /bleached his hair blonde. Seems unhealthy, like ur hair might fall out or something.
He also seems to be wearing some Oops I Crapped My Pants pants, which are pants that look saggy so that u can take a poop in them. Have yall ever pooped ur pants? Do u use diapers or do u wear saggy bottom pants?
Why do u think he dyed his hair blonde? Is his career ‘tanking’ and he is trying to ‘reconnect’ with his Fight Club era brand? Will Lared Jeto ever be authentic, or is he just a mainstreamer with a marketed alt personal brand? Is it still alt to ‘dye ur hair’? Should I get a bottle of Sun-In for the summer? Is Jared Leto ‘the hottest man alive’?
Here’s a vid of JLeto ‘acting like a dbag rock star’ at some music festival. Sorta hope he headlines coachella soon.
Lately, NPR has been ‘hyped up’ as the best place for artists to release their albums to be streamed 4 free, since it has an older audience who is trying to be ‘cool’, and are willing to actually ‘purchase albums.’ M.I.A. ‘doesn’t give a shit’ about this demographic, and instead chose to stream her album on the social networking graveyard known as ‘Myspace.’ Not sure if people even use that thing any more. Feel like even the slowest laggards chill hard on facebook/twitter now.
Tried to listen to the album, but just skimmed it. Only ever really liked that song “Paper Planes” for a few days, but even that gimmick kinda wore off. Just wondering how she has a career.
Wonder if her album sales are gonna ‘tank’ or if she will have a radio hit + some1 will Wonder if M.I.A. will ‘chart’ in the top 10, or if her mainstream label is gonna ‘lose tons of money.’ Wonder if Pitchfork is going to ‘turn’ on M.I.A. since they regret letting her use their twitter account for marketing purposes. [link]
Should M.I.A. have given exclusive streaming rights to NPR? Do yall think M.I.A.’s album sucks? Should M.I.A. retire/be fired? R u glad that M.I.A.’s album is out so now we don’t have to hear about her n e more? Do white cool dads who listen to NPR have any interest in ethnic female artists, or do they prefer ‘the white pussie’ like Feist, Joanna Newsom, and Zooey Deschanel? What kind of people still use Myspace?
Some rapper named Big Boi is in the popular rap group Outkast. Outkast used to be two bros, one artsy blipster named Andre 3000, and another bro named Big Boi. Big Boi was more of the traditional rapper, and Andre 3000 was a ‘far out, cultured, deep bro.’ Think they sorta drifted apart, but they realized they could make tons of money, so they just started releasing double albums.
Not sure if I will even bother listening to Big Boi, but will probably just jam out to the song “Hey Ya” over and over again.
N e ways, this review is basically trying to say that Big Boi is a genius, too, and u shouldn’t just keep attributing
Virtually every OutKast review of the past decade and a half has posited Big Boi as the earthy, street-level anchor to André’s spaced-out visionary, the guy responsible for securing the group’s cred when André was trying to invent new colors. Expect Sir Lucious Left Foot to change those conversations. We haven’t heard a major-label rap album this inventive, bizarre, joyous, and masterful in a long time, and it’s almost impossible to imagine André putting out a solo album this strong anytime soon.
Wonder if Big Boi is gonna be an ‘album of the year’. Seems like they are trying to brand it as ’something more’ than just another Kanye West/Lil Wayne/Jay-Z album. Feel like people are starting to ’see thru’ those rappers, so they need a more ‘authentic rapper’ to accept in2 the high-level cultural criticism sphere.
Probs just gonna chill out, listen to old Outkast songs that are heavy on the Andre 3000. Sorrie Miss Jackson…
No real time to try to ‘wrap my head around hiphop/rap.’ Feel like I have accepted my ‘white skin color’ and will probably just try to listen to white indie bands 4 the rest of my life. Conceptual bleepy bloops, indie guitars, Arcade Fire-ish dudes wailing meaningful lyrics.
Will Big Boi ever get out of Andre 3000’s shadow? Is ‘Hey Ya’ the best song ever written? Is it ‘more alt’ to be in2 the Speakerboxxx or The Love Below? Is Andre 3000 ‘the original blipster’? Can Andre 3000 get a 10.0 from Pitchfork if he makes an album that sounds like AnCo, soul, and authentic hiphop top40 music? Should Pitchfork only review ‘white albums’, or should they make a sister hip hop site and make tons of money off street wear advertisements? Will white people ever ‘fully understand’ rap/hiphop/black people?
I’m so hornie Super hornie Just a hornie raver bro Gonna get some horns and glue that shit 2 my head.
Would be ‘mad alt’ if I were some how able to grow horns out of my skull Sorta look like the devil
Kinda jeal of ram horns though… They seem mad alt like u can really ‘butt heads’ with people both physically and intellectually
Elephant tusks seem mad alt, too Bet u can really ‘gore up ur parents’ when they tell u that u can’t go out and that u are not really ‘gay’ that ur just pretending to be gay ‘just to be different’
Horny toads seem chill too Horns seem aggressive but at the same time ‘just trying to protect myself’ from so many natural and social predators who are trying to dampen my vibe/brand Piercings on my face connecting my nose 2 my mouth Raver bracelets on my arms painted finger nails
They are all pretty sweet personal branding tools But I just wish I had something that ’set me apart’ from the crowd without being a deformity Something that made me look like I was ‘half animal, half human’ Kinda like the wolf tweens [link]
I’m deviant I’m dark I’m hornie Just a lil hornie bro Might go 2 a rave
I’m hornie Gonna make out with my bro Erect peens I don’t believe in ‘gender’ I just believe in <3, h8, and cum bc I’m hornie.
R u hornie? Are horns an authentic personal branding tool? Do ravers come up with the best personal branding gimmicks? Do u know where I can buy some horns, or do I have 2 kill an animal? What is the most authentic animal with horns?
