Tuesday, June 22, 2010

HIPSTER RUNOFF

HIPSTER RUNOFF


Is it still unchill 2 wear creatures? Will fur tankinis catch on in 2k10?

Posted: 22 Jun 2010 03:02 PM PDT

Photo by Pregnant Goldfish


I am trying really hard 2 ‘phase out’ the Am Appy phase in my life. Just really trying to implement a personal brand that is post-thriftwave, but not really too ‘corporate retail chain at ur local mall core.’ Really difficult in our modern world. Feel like the world is a mall, and I am going 2 be stuck window shopping for the rest of my life (or until I pay off my maxed out credit cards that I used to purchase + equipment for my new sound project).

Do u know if it is chill to ‘wear fur’? I know a lot of ppl make a big deal about ‘killing animals’, and how ‘it is wrong’ since animals deserve to live their own lives’, sorta like when humans turn 18. Just saw this hot ass girl wearing some sort of bikini / tankini made from a creature. I think it is either a mink or a sugar glider [via ur local PETCO].

She seems like a chill girl, like the kind u want to get to know + date for 1-2 years until some sort of ‘epic breakup’ goes down.

I am a huge fan of the tankini. I feel like it really ‘liberates’ women who are a little bit too ‘heavy’ to wear a bikini, but dont’ want to look like a ‘cow’ in a 1 piece bathing suit.

Just want a curvy, comfy woman, feeling proud on the beach, not afraid 2 swim in the ocean, becoming 1 with nature.

Feel like the fur tankini is a pretty good look and it helps u 2 become 1 with anture.

Feel like this bro is ‘jonesing hard’ on this girl. Maybe because she is ’showing off tons of skin, or possibly because of her progressive tankini.

Are tankinis gonna ‘catch on’ in 2k10?
Do animals have rights?
Do yall know about any ’summer looks’ that the internet trendspotters should know abt?

New Crystal Castles video features Alice Glass walking thru forest, chillin in graveyard

Posted: 22 Jun 2010 11:53 AM PDT

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Crystal Castles made a video for their song “Celestica.” Seems some what ‘poppy.’ Kinda interesting that they decided to showcase Alice so much. Feel like they are trying to showcase their personal brands a little bit more so they can reach new markets. I feel like new fans will probably think that Crystal Castles is ‘the solo sound project’ of a female singer named Christine Castle based on this video. Sorta weird to see Alice Glass singing ‘with a pretty voice’ when I usually imagine her yelling into a microphone on stage and rolling around/punching fans in the face.

Do yall think Alice looks ‘effing good’ in this video, or is she getting in touch with some ‘dark side’ that kinda scares u?

Not sure what’s up with the black tar on the CC bro’s face. Maybe he just played baseball, or he was acting in a ‘black face’ play.

Do u think he stole his haircut from the Arcade Fire bro [link]?

Do u like this video?
Can Crystal Castles achieve the ‘album of the year’?
Does Alice Glass look super good?
Does she look like an alt Wednesday Addams?

Is Crystal Castles ‘too dark’ 2 ride chillwaves on?

WAVVES and Best Coast get new tattoos 2gether.

Posted: 22 Jun 2010 08:18 AM PDT


WAVVES and Best Coast are two buzzbands who are in a relationship together. They like to sing songs about love, getting danked, getting lifted, California, acid, cats, and one another. Not sure how hard I vibe to their music all the time, but just seems like their relationship is a meme, since they possibly ‘overshare’ on twitter.

In the photograph above, WAVVES twitpic-ed his new tattoo with the caption ‘first day of my eternal summer.’ This it might be a reference to a ’surfer lifestyle’ where you just get danked, and live off burritos. Hopefully he can stay motivated to ‘put food on the table’ as him + Best Coast evolve in2 a more serious relationship.

Best Coast also got a new tattoo which says ’snacks.’ I am not sure if that is the name of her cat, or if she really likes snacking. Not sure if buzzbands really have the chance to eat ‘real meals

Should I get a tattoo that says ‘100 calorie pack’?

Should Best Coast have gotten a ‘Smart Snacks’ tattoo to promote health + positive lifestyle choices?
Are WAVVES + Best Coast gonna be 2gether forever?
Would ‘matching ’ would have been more appropriate if they are really in a serious relaish?
Are they riding their relationship hard to ‘get press’ for their upcoming albums?
Do u like the way their music sounds?
Do u live in an eternal summer?
Do u like snacks?
Should more buzzbands ‘overshare’ and have public relationships on twitter?
Are they ‘really dating’ or are they just ‘doing it 4 press?

AZN bro wears shit load of balloons to a party, totally ruins chill vibe

Posted: 22 Jun 2010 06:45 AM PDT


We were just trying to have a small intimate get-together
nothing too big, just a private lil party
didn’t even make it a ‘facebook event’
so that no1 got their feelings hurt

Everything was chill
listening to relevant albums on my iPod dock
serving pizza rolls, pizza bagels, and pizza hot pockets
grubbin down as hard as we were chillin

but then Unchill AZN bro shows up
wearing a ’shit load of balloons’
thinks he is flying around the room
sorta like the hit movie UP

Every1 was kinda thawed out
the vibe was officially ‘dead’
Unchill AZN bro ruined everything
flaunting ur personal brand
ruining our convos
Just wish u’d learn that life is about chilling
and not about ‘electro ragers’

He started to inhale helium
talking in a zany voice
then he started 2 pop the balloons
when no1 paid attention 2 him
people started to leave
the party was over.

Wish every1 just knew how 2 chill.

R u tired of unchill AZN bro ruining the chill vibes?
Did u cry during the movie UP / Toy Story 3?
Do u think this bro floated around the room, or was he just trying to be all Lady Gaga?

Spoiled indie singer Miley Cyrus shows off her iPad & premium Starbux coffee

Posted: 22 Jun 2010 06:04 AM PDT


Sorta wish
I could be a tween sensation
I would be ‘winning the bread’ for my family
and I would have enough money to buy stupid things/premium luxury items

Expensive coffee
Sexy ass clothes for my developing body
the latest gadget that every1 wants to get their hands on
I want to be queen of the tweens

A legitimate market force
A legitimate tastemaker
A legitimate trendmaker
A legitimate human being
with more complex needs, wants, desires, and mature relationships

Walkin down the street with my iPad
Sippin my lil coffee iced frappy mocha melt freezer McFlurry Frosty froyo
Tip tap shaky shimmy
on my iPad

I got a feeling…
that 2nite’s gonna be a good nite…
that 2nite’s gonna be a real good nite…

I want to be famous
I want to have fans
I want to stop on the street
and take myspace pix [via extended arm, sexily smiling at the camera]

Wonder if ‘myspace pix’ even exist any more
now that no1 uses myspace n e more.
Have ‘twitpics’ replaced the traditional ‘myspace pix’?

Is Miley Cyrus ‘effing spoiled’?
Will Miley Cyrus become an iPad DJ?
Can Miley Cyrus get ’slutty enough’ to out-slut ?
Do tweens really drink coffee? [link]
How old were u when u got ur first iPad?
Do u think she has the 3G version?
Have u ever stopped some1 famous and asked them for a picture, then awkwardly tried to take a self-pic?