Bros Icing Bros was a popular meme game which started on the internet, then ‘went mainstream.’ At first, it was just the ’super annoying excessive internet users’ who ‘got off’ to the drinking game, since it was an ‘internet inside joke’ which gave people the opportunity to prove that they had ‘real life interactions with other humans in a social setting.’ Sorta like the ppl who try to merge their personal brands with their tumblr brands. Since it was a ‘drinking game’ and involved ‘making men feel like fucking faggots’ for drinking ‘pussy water’, it even caught on with the mainstreamer forgettable bros who drink a lot to try to escape from their lives’ making $20-40k per year and living in an apartment in suburbia.
Not even really sure how the game works. Heard a bunch of mainstreamers talking abt it like it was a fun, unique game that made their lives’ more meaningful. N e ways, some bro seems to be trying to invent some genre called ‘iced bro chillwave.’ Possibly a post-chillwave type of genre. Feel like he is just trying to hop on the ‘bros icing bros meme’ + the ‘popular chillwave meme.’ Seemed like too much of a ‘buzztopic’ to pass on, even though ‘bros icing bros’ no longer exists. Heard that the website was taken down because Schmirnoff ’settled’ out of court with those bros, since they thought it ruined their brand. Heard they got seven figures to take the site down.
Have u ever iced ur bros? Should I ‘ice’ an indie band while they are performing on stage by throwing a bottle at them during the set? Is ‘bros icing bros’ effing ‘annoying’ or is it ‘a really fun game 2 play with ur bros’? Are men who drink Schmirnoff Ice ‘fucking faggots’ like the game implies? Has ‘bros icing bros’ always been mainstream, or was it sorta like a buzzband who we have all turned our back on now? Can the Schmirnoff Ice brand recover? Is this bro ‘trying 2 hard 2 be a meme’? Does all chillwave sound like this? Will a version of chillwave that is ‘icier’ emerge, or will chillwave begin to thaw? Will chillwave go ‘lukewarm’ or ’subzero’?
Name that Alternative Celebrity Lookalike is a fun lil game where u have 2 guess which alt celeb this regular alt looks like. Even though regular alts can’t be buzzworthy humans, they can at least try 2 mimic their personal brands.
She is known as ‘the Rosie O’Donnell’ of buzzband members
Her band usually wears all black
Sometimes her vocals are compared to singers like Chris Isaak, Dido, and other members of the Lilith Fair
Her voice is ‘less froggy’ than Zooey Deschanel’s
She is known for ’showing her tits’ in crazy party pix
She is married to another member in her band
She has an Agyness Deyn type of vibe
She is a huge fan of England in the World Cup, tweeting that ‘the Americans should fucking die’
She loves social media, and even has a friendster profile
Many say that the man in her band ‘carries the weight’, and she is just used as eye candy
She sometimes uses autotune rap.
She was great on Fallon
Who do yall think she looks like? Really need yalls help. The person who correctly identifies her will receive 500 runoff points redeemable at the iamcarles web shop.
Best Coast has a new album that is ‘available for pre-order’, and the header image of the website is ‘displayed above.’ Upon closer inspection, u notice that there is a custom CD-R hanging on the wall. If you analyze the handwritten text on the CD, you will see that it says, “I LOVE YOU XO NW”, which we can only assume means, ” I LOVE YOU, HUGS AND KISSES, NATHAN WILLIAMS, UR BOYFRIEND WAVVES.” Seems like this mix CD probably represents an important point in their relationship where they first started saying ‘I luv u.’ WAVVES bro probably put on a bunch of vintage fuzzy mp3s from the 1960s on the mix CD, heavily influencing Best Coast as she created her album.
Wonder if Best Coast has an iPod, or if WAVVES wanted to ‘be all vintage’ and make it a mix CD. Maybe mix CDs work better when ur touring across the country in a minivan rented from Enterprise RentACar. Are mix tapes more authentic than mix CDs? Is the art of the 80 minute mix CD a ‘dying art’?
Have u ever made a mix CD for some1 who you wanted to have sex with/love/be in a relaish with? Do u think WAVVES’ mix CD included any of his own songs? Do u think it included any indie buzzbands? Are buzzbands allowed to listen to themselves’? Does AnCo listen 2 AnCo? Will WAVVCOAST get married? Do u dig their California vibes, or are they abusing the gimmick? Should Best Coast have utilized more weed iconography in her web brand? Is the Mix CD the most authentic way to say ‘i luv u’, or do u prefer the preloaded iPod shuffle?
Perez Hilton is an indie mp3 blogger who recently posted pictures of tween indie sensation Miley Cyrus’s vagina, exposed via upskirt technology. It seems like ‘the whole world’ is pissed at him for being a perv, and showing us vagina that no1 [via every1] wanted 2 see. Apparently it is ‘against the law’ to own or blog about nudes of people under the age of 18, so there is a possibility that Perez Hilton will be ‘put behind bars.’
Hilton posted a photo of Miley Cyrus on his Twitter page that appeared to show the 17 year old stepping out of a car without underwear – though, it turns out, she may have had underwear on, after all.
Some say the posting could be child pornography.
h8 the internet gets every1 in trouble every1 just looking to tug off but people killing chill vibes of tween horniness
wish we were free to look at upskirts whenever we wanted
“There are laws against putting that kind of stuff on the Internet, and he could be prosecuted,” observes defense attorney Steve Cron.
Psychologist David Swanson calls the post “deeply disturbing. … It’s child pornography, and it’s normalizing the idea of sexualizing young adolescent girls.”
Hilton’s response to his critics? “Sure, I like to be controversial, but I don’t want to go to jail. People — snap out of it!”
In recent months, the underage pop star has been projecting a more adult image, promoting her new album, “Can’t Be Tamed.”
This seems ‘controversial.’ Sorta wish newspapers still existed so that blogs and bloggers wouldn’t ‘fuck everything up.’ Seems like bloggers only care about getting hits, and they will post any pair of tits, ass cheeks, or vagina lips just to get as many hits as possible.
Wonder if posting kiddie porn ‘hurts ur blog’, like advertisers no longer want to chill with you since their brand is being showcased right next to some illegal nudes. I guess progressive brands would stay on board, but some brands don’t want to have banner ads right next to teen vajengs.
Is Miley Cyrus’s vagina a national treasure? Should Perez Hilton go 2 jail? Are bloggers ‘effing ass holes’? Will Perez Hilton be the ‘Paris Hilton’ of prison? Will other mp3 bloggers go 2 jail for leaking albums / mp3s? If ur gonna post a picture of a vagina on the internet, do u need 2 make sure they are 18+? Should Miley Cyrus be sent 2 jail for sexting?
Cut Copy has had a long, authentic indie career, really ‘coming thru’ on their album releases, not letting any1 down. They apparently have a ‘new album’ coming out in early 2k11, but will release singles in the fall of 2k10. Sorta wonder if these are the 2k10 MP3s that will give us the sense of authentic buzz that we have been waiting 4. Feel like if Cut Copy delivers on this album (critically, conceptually, and mildly commercially), they might achieve High Level AnCo status where every1 worships everything that they do.
Pitchfork Magazine interviewed them, and talked about what their next album will sound like.
Band leader Dan Whitford recently chatted with us about the self-produced record, which is currently being mixed by Ben Allen, whose resume includes Animal Collective’s Merriweather Post Pavilion and Gnarls Barkley. The band also plan to debut a few newbies live when they hit some festivals this summer, including Lollapalooza. We’ve heard a few new tracks (“Blink and You’ll Miss a Revolution”, “Take Me Over”, “Alisa”, “When I’m Going”, and “Turning From Stone”), and they sound more groove-based and less rock than In Ghost Colours.
Wonder if the new album will be appropriate/listenable. Was scared about their second album, but seems like they are ‘evolving’ appropriately.
This is a photograph of Ben Allen, the bro who ‘mixed’ Animal Collective’s hit album Merriweather Post Pavillion. Seems chill. Can’t believe he threw down such appropriate levels on so many complex textures.
Another highlight of the Pitchfork interview comes when they talk about Lady Gaga inviting them on tour, but they ’shafted the hell out of her’, declaring ‘hell no’:
Pitchfork: I heard Lady Gaga invited you to open for her on tour recently. What did you think when you got that offer?
DW: It was one of those weird moments where you’re not sure whether to burn the letter or frame it and put it on your wall. We were simultaneously repulsed but also tantalized by the idea of touring with her for a whole year. It is funny how you can write off some huge, ultra-popular musician, but if you find out they actually like your music, you’re like, “Oh, well maybe they’re all right!” To be honest, I don’t listen to the radio at all. I get a lot of stuff online and the rest is all old records. I don’t really know her music that well.
Pitchfork: Seems like it could’ve been a cool experience.
DW: Yeah, that’s why I was intrigued. We’ve been asked to do big tours before and never really found anything we would want to do. We’re more focused on our own music and our own fan base. But yeah, if I were in a “Choose Your Own Adventure” novel it would’ve been interesting to go on tour with Lady Gaga and see how that affected my career and life. I don’t think we ever seriously thought we’d do it, though.
Seems like they pulled the ‘authentic’ route, and said no to crazy mainstream opportunities. Wonder how many indie/electro/chillwave bands would have turned that down. Seems like in the era where ’selling out’ is accepted as the norm, they chose to limit their brand exposure in search of more authentic pastures.
Should Cut Copy have gone on tour with Lady Gaga, making tons of money off tweens, gays, and lonely females? Will the next Cut Copy album ‘deliver’? Will Cut Copy ‘kill’ chillwave if they get post-prog rocky enough, departing from electro/70s pop vibes? Will Cut Copy save 2k10, or will they just be the ‘first of many great albums in 2k11′? Do u h8 2k10? R u pumped abt 2k11?
It seems like the new brand of female singers is all about ‘being a slut.’ Just sorta getting naked and rolling around on stage as you sing songs about men who ‘fucked ur brains out, but played with ur mind.’ I think sometimes they try to make it seem like they are ‘the man’ of the relationship just to be edgy & empower women who don’t really have high self-esteem and consume 2 much celeb gossip.
Anyways, Lady Gaga seems to have released a ‘fuck doll.’ It seems like some sort of inflatable version of her, and you can stick your penis into her mouth, butt hole, and vejani. It seems like there are a ’shitload’ of nude Lady Gaga pix floating around on the internet, so now u can just buy this lifeless body to cum with, instead of just cumming while u look at your computer screen. I sorta want the warmth/form of another human, but don’t always want to deal with the responsibility of ‘their feelings’ in the post-coital era.
She seems chill [via product description]
She Loves It When U Poke Her Face
Have yall ever had sex with some1’s mouth, or are u afraid of ‘teeth accidents’?
Seems really lifelike. Maybe I might start buying ‘celebrity fuck dolls’ instead of trying 2 have sex with women. Always wanted 2 be in a relaish with some1 famous, but that seems unrealistic at this point in my life.
Is this type of progressive merch the kind of stuff that makes Lady Gaga an ‘icon’? Should Lady Gaga just let people have sex with her for $$$ instead of releasing mp3s? Did Lady Gaga set back women in music 100 years? Should an indie singer release a sex doll? Are sex toys the future of the music industry? Can I buy a replica of Benjamin Gibbard’s penis?
