Tuesday, June 15, 2010

HIPSTER RUNOFF

HIPSTER RUNOFF

Mainstream female artist PINK rips off the Flaming Lips, crowdsurfs in a clear bubble above her crowd

Posted: 15 Jun 2010 06:15 PM PDT


Pink is a popular mainstream female artist who has a voice that sounds like an angry dude, so she appeals to lonely women who want to get pissed at men who hurt their feelings and abandon them. Think she is probably ‘freaking out’ about the whole Lady Gaga-wave slutty, artsy females, so she is doing her best to build her own brand without seeming like too much of an ‘effing slut.’

I think the Flaming Lips are ‘headed up’ by some bro from Oklahoma. His gimmick is to turn the concert into an ‘effed up’ festival where there are weirdo animals, aliens, confetti, and then he gets into a clear plastic bubble and walks around on the crowd.

Wonder if PINK ripped that bro off
Seems like maybe she was at a music festival, then she was like ‘I gotta get me one of those bubbles.’
Feel like it is probably better for a woman to crowdsurf in a bubble so that men can’t grab their breasts + ass + vagines. All women should be encouraged to crowdsurf in protective bubbles. Might buy one for Alice Glass/Crystal Castles/Uffie.

Are the Flaming Lips ‘relevant’ or are they ‘coasting’ on that 1 song about existentialism?
Is their last album ‘amazing’ or just cool dad core?

R u ‘pissed’ that this mainstream artist ’stole’ something from our indie genre?
Is PINK the ugliest/most-forced female artist of all time, or is Ke$ha?
Do u think the Brit Spears era female pop icons are ‘pissed’ that Lady Gaga ruined everything and took ‘being a slut’ 2 the next level?
Should Wayne Coyne sue every1 who crowdsurfs in an enlarged pilates ball?

‘I’m comin up… so u better get this party started mother effers.’ -anco

Indie restaurant Taco Bell starts selling indie Doritos in combo meal format

Posted: 15 Jun 2010 09:40 AM PDT


Taco Bell is a popular authentic Mexican food restaurant. Doritos are a popular corn chip which embody the essence of the Mexican cuisine in chip format. It seems like a ‘natural combo’ to offer the Nacho Cheesier flavored chips with the classic Taco Bell taco/burrito. It seems like this joining of forces will help profits go ‘thru the roof’ since people who enjoy Taco Bell are also big on Doritos.

Feel like this post is also a ’stock tip’ that if you can buy stock, u should buy some of Taco Bell.

This $2 meal deal is gonna be a huge hit. People don’t have enough money for $5 footlongs [via subway]. Humans are hungry, and need a snack on the go. The format of the taco, and the insulated Dorito chip bag offers Taco Bell a huge competitive advantage in the modern fast food market.

It seems like Doritos are probably expensive, so Taco Bell might lose some money in this combo bundle, but the CEOs probably aren’t doing it for profits–they are doing it to strengthen their brand. We must take time to applaud modern business leaders who don’t care about profits and under the value of the consumer and the brand.

Seems like Doritos + Taco Bell entrees will also appeal to the emerging ‘health nut’ demographics who want healthy meals without all of the bad poisons in them.

Will Taco Bell revolutionize the fast food industry?
What is ur favourite food at Taco Bell?
Is Taco Bell ‘alt’ [via the fourth meal]?
What’s ur favourite flavour of Douritos?
Do u know why Taco Bell started 2 serve Doritos?

Do u think more chips should be bundled with restaurants?
Should they serve Sun Chips at Chipotle?
Should they serve Tostitos at Chili’s?
Should they serve Cheetos at McDonalds?
Should they serve Fritos at TGIFriday’s?
Should they serve ______ at __________?

AZN bro parties 2 hard, throws up, passes out in own vomit.

Posted: 15 Jun 2010 09:04 AM PDT

Photo via: http://www.sorryimissedyourparty.com/2010/06/crap-weekend.html


Hey. It’s me. AZN bro.
Just drank a lot of beer. Tummy felt all weird.
Lost control of my body.
Threw up all over the floor.
U can tell that I had Chili’s 4 dinner

Not feeling very chill.
Might just pass out.
Gonna use my as a pillow.
See yall tomorrow
maybe we can meet up at Denny’s for breakfast.
Oh. Ur more into iHop? That’s kewl.

K.
Gonna crash out.
will wake up with my face attached to the concrete
[via glue]

Laters,
AZN bro.

PS: also shat my pants.

Have yall ever been so drunk that u wish you threw up all over the place, then woke up in ur own with poop in ur pants?

MGMT rises from the dead, releases new video

Posted: 15 Jun 2010 06:02 AM PDT


MGMT released one of the ‘biggest flops’ or 2k10. Their album Congratulations had mad expectations, but then every1 got all pissed at them for not writing buzz songs like they used to write. Not sure if their music sounds better now that we have had some time to deal with the ‘bursting of their bubble.’ Wonder if their music is ‘timeless’ and ‘more than just bloggy mp3s’, or if it is ‘just plain forgettable music.’

N e ways… they have a new music video. Not even really worth figuring out. Just gave it a power skim. Seems like they are building some machine, then they have sex with women, then the machine gets out of control. Probs just the usual metaphor abt society/technology/consumerism/etc. Really not vibing at all. Maybe it was a metaphor about the treatment of buzzbands by the bloggiasphere when there is no more ‘buzz’ to hype/milk out of them.

It seems like they are probably just utilizing the rest of their budget before their mainstream record label cuts their funding and they have to go back to their cheap, lo-fi green screen era videos. Will people jump back on the MGMT bandwagon if they seem ‘less corporate’ and ‘more organic’?

Wonder if MGMT will rebound from ‘Congrats’ or if they will just quit being a band. Maybe they are grandfathered into a 5 album record contract that guarantees them mad bank, so they will just keep producing unblogworthy MP3s.

Will MGMT’s album see a ‘bounce’ after this music video?
Will this music video get mainstream airplay on MTV/MTV2/MTVU/MTVtres/VH1/FUSE?
R u still pissed at MGMT for ‘letting u down’ or have u forgiven them/forgotten about them?
Is ‘Congratulations’ kinda like fine wine, and it tastes better as it gets older?

Some bro goes 2 jail for using craigslist 2 try to trade weed 4 an iPad

Posted: 14 Jun 2010 06:43 PM PDT

Link: http://bossip.com/257245/man-arrested-for-craigslist-ad-offering-an-i-pod-and-some-blue-dream-marijuana-in-exchange-for-i-pad/


This is a picture of a chill ass bro who tried to use the popular website craigslist to connect with another human being who had an . In exchange for the , the bro was gonna give him seven grams of weed/dank/ and his useless iPod touch. Anyways, some cops totes ‘got the tip’, probably while they were scanning craigslist to pick up escorts, and put this bro where he belongs–in the effing slammer, rotting away with every1 else who is a danger 2 society.

Seems like a chill bro, like he might have more dank on him. Wonder if he would expect u to smoke him out after u made the exchange.
Sorta seems like + weed would be a chill combo, especially if u purchased some sweet games that really took advantage of the ’s amazing interface.

A 20-year-old Arizona man was arrested by police Thursday after they responded to his ad on Craigslist offering an I-Pod and in exchange for an I-Pad.

Police say Jacob Walker posted an ad on the classifieds site with a headline that read,

"Wanted 32 GB read this!!!"

Damn. Hope the bro wanted a 3G . Feel like he should only have to give up a few grams if it was only wifi enabled.

In case yall were wondering if it was ‘dank’/’schwag’ or premium weed, he described the weed in the post [via straight out of Cali]:

Inside the post he stated that he would exchange his I-Pod and seven grams of "Dank Blue Dream straight outta Cali" in exchange for Apple’s widely popular product.

To ensure posters that he wasn’t bluffing, Walker also included a picture of the I-Pod and the .

Police responded to the ad and undercover detectives arranged to meet Walker to exchange the items.

Wonder if the undercover cop was more than just ‘an undercover man.’ seems like he would have to be an undercover ‘chill bro.’
There’s nothing I h8 more than bros who are pretending to be chill, but then turn out to be ‘cops’ /’pigs.’ Wish they’d just go chill on donuts or something [via police donut humor].

“Eff the police / government. ”
-Rage Against the Machines

Wonder if I should just trade a bunch of dank for an , then try to take my DJing career 2 the next level.
Is California weed more likely to turn u into a buzzband [via Best Coast + WAVVES]?
Should be legalized in the USA?
Should be used as currency in the USA?
Should for weed exchanges be legalized in the USA?
Should cops be banned from posing as ‘chill bros’ in order to send chill weed bros 2 jail?
HAve u ever had a sketchy craigslist interaction?
Is craigslist the best place to buy, sell, and barter ?