Thursday, April 15, 2010

HIPSTER RUNOFF

HIPSTER RUNOFF

Group of drunk bitches vlog while pre-partying, claim to ‘Run L.A.’

Posted: 15 Apr 2010 05:14 PM PDT


Recently, a group of Los Angeles based girls vlogged while ‘pre-partying’ for what was probably a meaningful night out. They seem to be showcasing an alternative lifestyle which is built around partying, hitting up alt parties, and ‘gettin yo mutha fuckin drank on, bitches!’

Highlights of the video are

  • when they claim to be whores
  • they claim to be drug dealers
  • they ’score’ coke
  • they claim to pee on eachother at age 15
  • they claim to have been ‘going to clubs’ since 13
  • they claim to be sober, but plan to get drunker
  • some band wants to stay with them, but says they ‘need a place to stay’
  • they claim to ‘run L.A.’


Did this vlog inspire the LCD Soundsystem hit song “Drunk Girls”?
Do u know if these girls were ‘underaged’ drinkers?
Do u know if these are just free-spirited girls who are trying 2 find themselves?
Do u <3 or h8 girls like this?
Do u wish u had their lives’?
Have u ever vlogged while doing drugs?
Do yall call it ‘pregaming’ or ‘pre-partying’?

New Crystal Castles song illegally hosted on hypemachine, sounds kinda messy

Posted: 15 Apr 2010 01:26 PM PDT

Stream: http://hypem.com/#/track/1088853/Crystal+Castles+-+Doe+Deer


A new Crystal Castles song called “Doe Deer” is illegally available for stream at the Hype Machine. The Hype Machine is a popular blog mp3 aggregating service that seems ‘barely legal’, sort of like pornography featuring 18 year olds.

Not sure how to feel about the song. Wonder if this is their ‘first single.’ It might be too ‘hardcore’ for me, but I think they have to make a product that tries to ‘fight the chillwave movement’ as opposed to ‘joining it.’

Did u like the song “Doe Deer”?
Is this album going 2 sell?
Is the new Crystal Castles album gonna be kinda like the new MGMT album, we all want their songs to sound the same as their old album, but they will try to ‘progress’ their sound even thought we don’t really want them 2?
Is Crystal Castles the poppy version of Salem?
Is this album going to be ‘awesome’ or a let down?
Is Crystal Castles ‘relevant’?

Steve Aoki and the Cobrasnake hand deliver merch to African Kids

Posted: 15 Apr 2010 08:37 AM PDT


Steve Aoki and the Cobrasnake, also known as Mark Hunter, seem to be chilling in Africa. Steve Aoki is the owner of the record label Dim Mak. Dim Mak makes merch. T-shirts, records, CDs, tons of ‘kewl shit’ that Californian kids with expendable income can purchase.

It seems like in an act of ‘good will’, Steve Aoki donated some of his t-shirts to African kids who are in need of an oversized tshirt that represents their favourite lifestyle brand. Do u think he also taught them how to DJ / how to install a twitter app on their smart phone?

Little Bro seems happy. That’s what life is all about.

Really looks like the Dim Mak brand is transcending this shanty town / the entire continent of Africa.

I think this might be some sort of metaphor. The Cobrsnake bro’s “Shit Happens” t-shirt is commentary on how you are born into a life, and even if ur stuck in Africa, you can still rise above and become President of the United States.

Was it nice of these bros to give these lil bros some merch?
Do yall feel bad for African kids?
If you could give a kid in Africa one relevant CD, which one would it be?
Do you think African children appreciate products that were made in the USA by a vertically integrated company [via Am Appy]?
Have u ever adopted an African child?


XX BONUS AOKI LONE BRO CONTEMPLATING THE FUTURE PHOTO XX

Don’t jump, Steven
Stay strong
ur in love now
engaged
2 a perfect Australian altbaguette

Stay alive
do it for the kids
The mexis in california who <3 u
the lil AZNs in Singapore who check ur twitter every day

I know life is overwhelming
and sometimes u need 2 go 2 the other side of the world
2 get some time 2 breathe
kinda like Dave Chappelle when he was the funniest man on the Earth

but ur gonna be okay
life is worth living, broski
I guess this is Growing up

Take a moment
then let's get some Grey Goose
and go metaphorically ape shit
while playing a bngr

One of the floozies from ‘The Hills’ writes a Coachella Survival Guide full of ‘innovative’ festival tips

Posted: 15 Apr 2010 06:45 AM PDT

Link: http://idolator.com/5476362/coachella-guest-post-whitney-port-explains-how-celebs-do-the-desert


From what I understand, The Hills is one of the most popular cable television shows of all time. The show features a series of entitled cunts searching for meaning / relevancy / a fulfilling relationship / a fulfilling career, kinda like regular people in society. One of the characters in the fake / real show is called Whitney Port. I think she pursued a meaningful career in fashion by leaving Los Angeles and moving to ‘The City.’

N e ways, I think some website hired her to write some ’survival guide’ for coachella. I think these types of people will only do stuff for money. Like they will only ‘go 2 a club’ if some1 pays them. I think they only blog for money, too.

It seems like she is a real ‘professional’ at going to music festivals. Are her tips ‘obvious’/'retarded’ or ‘genuinely helpful’?

As an experienced Coachella-goer, I wanted to share some important survival tips with all of you first-timers.

Tip #1: Load up on the sunscreen, people! I got crazy burnt my first year, and I've never worn anything less than SPF 30 every year after. Also, wear a hat or sunglasses, because the sun is really strong until about 7:30pm.

Tip #2: Wear really comfy shoes — sneakers are definitely best. Feet get really sweaty. NO SANDALS! Your feet will be covered in dirt within the first hour.

Tip #3: Setting up meeting places and times with friends is key to Coachella survival. It's really easy to get lost, and cell phone reception is not great.

Tip #4: A sheet is definitely a good thing to bring, and it's easy to fit in your backpack. You'll be doing a lot of walking around so it's always nice to have something to sit on.

Tip #5: For your favorite acts, make sure to get to the stage super early. The same goes for when you're seeing shows in the dance tent, because it fills up really quickly.

Tip #6: Don't wear anything you don't mind getting really sweaty or spilled on. If you do, chances are you won't be wearing them again.

Tip #7: If you are hungry, eat spicy pizza. It's worth the $7.

Tip #8: Pace yourself, don't start drinking mimosas at 3pm. Also, drink a LOT of water — it's good to rotate between alcohol and water to stay hydrated.

Tip #9: Bring a lightweight hoodie — it gets cold once the sun goes down.

Tip #10: This year, since there are "ins and outs", don't be afraid to get there early, then leave for a pool/food break, and then come back strong for the evening sets.

Which 1 of her tips is the most helpful? Drinking water? Bringing a mat 2 sit on when ur tired?

Another highlight was her ‘list of bands that she is rlly looking forward 2 seeing’:

1. Jay-Z – Jay-Z is king. From his cameos to his albums, he dominates. His lyrics are now catchphrases ingrained into our culture. His shows usually cost $100+, so seeing him at Coachella is a deal not to miss.

2. La Roux – I like La Roux's style as much as her songs. Can't wait to hear "Bulletproof" live!

3. Vampire Weekend – These guys kind of called it early. Their look and sound is now driving the current indie movement, as well as Urban Outfitters' Spring campaign. East Coast beach is in.

4. Miike Snow – Miike Snow (aka Bloodshy & Avant) produced Britney's "Toxic". Needless to say, they know how to make things sound epic. Expect nothing less from their danceable sets.

5. MGMT – "Electric Feel" was probably the song of the decade for many of you. Their new album is more beachy but I'm hoping it will really shine through from the Coachella Stage.

Was MGMT’s “Electric Feel” ur song of the decade?
Did Urban Outfitters rip off the Vampire Weekend aesthetic, or did Vampire Weekend rip off the _____ aesthetic?
Will music bloggers be replaced by reality tv celebrities in 2k14?
Have u ever almost died at a music festival because you did too many drugs / drank too much alcohol and didn’t have any water?
How do u ’survive’ music festivals / Coachella?
Are yall more into Audrina, Lauren Conrad, or Spencer + Heidi?
Does Heidi Montag look hotter after her surgery?

Do u know how to smuggle weed / drugs into a music festival?

Plz feel free to use the comments section as a way to share tips about ‘how 2 survive at music festivals’

Trendsetting model Agyness Deyn cuts hair, looks like a lil bro

Posted: 15 Apr 2010 06:02 AM PDT

Link: http://www.refinery29.com/thelovemagazine-httptwitpiccom1f9a1k—agyness-deyns.php


Agyness Deyn is a popular alternative / mainstream model and ‘it girl.’ Recently, she ‘cut her ’ into a little boy haircut. I am not sure what her deal is, possibly trying to ‘look more masculine.’ I am not sure if this is sexie or not. Sorta like women with ‘big ’, ‘big breasts’, and ‘a big ass.’

What kind of women r u in2?

Do u think this is a sexy new altbaguette style?
Do u think little boy haircuts are sexie?

Do u think little boys are sexie?
R u worried abt this trend, like u will have to explore some sexual darkside if you get into it?
Is Agyness Deyn the most beautiful alternative woman alive?
What is the next big trend in female ?