Friday, March 19, 2010

HIPSTER RUNOFF

HIPSTER RUNOFF

Washed Out Chillwavin at South-Bi

Posted: 19 Mar 2010 01:52 PM PDT

CHILLIN @ SOUTH BI is a new gimmick presented by the Alt Report meant to make our readers feel like they are 'actually at ', the relevant music and technology happening in Austin, TX.
Photo by Ryan Muir via Stereogum


I’m Washed Out, and I’m chillwaving at . I am clearly the ‘must-see’ act at South-Bi. Right now I feel like James Cameron after he won the Oscar for Avatar and he declared “I’m the King of the World. [via Leo DiCaprio]
Best,
Ernest Greene

R u chillin at South-Bi?
Do u wish u were CHILLIN at South-bi?
Is SouthBy mad alt or mad entry level?

Is music better ‘live’ or on the internet?

Comedian shows off her titties / figure 2 make zany Am Appy ‘funnie’ video

Posted: 19 Mar 2010 11:56 AM PDT


This is 1 of many attempting-to-be-funnie viral videos that ‘make fun’ of American Apparel’s provocative photo shoots, their corporate culture, and their CEO Dov Charney. The video is supposed 2 be funny because it depicts transgendered humans in sexi Am Appy products. In the video, you get to see a bro ‘being humorous’ and a broad with

Was it ‘funny enough’ to warrant the display of her body, or did she just demean herself 4 the sake of a cheap laugh?

Is it time 2 retire the ‘making fun of Am Appy’ genre of ‘webshorts’?

R u hornie for some Am Appy models with a big pair of breasts and a meaty penis?
Did this make u question ur sexuality, or did u just feel embarrassed 4 them?