Friday, June 20, 2008

Super Punch

Super Punch

Ant-filled lollipop, scorpion vodka, and other food delicacies available at Edible

Posted: 20 Jun 2008 12:59 PM CDT







So much more available at Edible. Via.

Colorful monster by Raúl Villanueva

Posted: 20 Jun 2008 12:54 PM CDT



Sculpted out of super sculpey. Seemed appropriate in light of all the Spore creations flooding the web. More photos here.

Unicorn Horn Fail

Posted: 20 Jun 2008 12:46 PM CDT



Rexbox acknowledges he just doesn't know unicorns. Here's his portfolio site, which features some charming animation.

Computer love

Posted: 20 Jun 2008 12:03 PM CDT



Click though to see what happens next.

Great packaging at the Eugene and Louise Bakery

Posted: 19 Jun 2008 10:51 PM CDT



Their site also features a bunch of adorable marzipan monsters:



Via The Dieline, which also points to some great packaging for Fat Pig Chocolate.

Community rejects man's attempt to open ATV shop...

Posted: 19 Jun 2008 10:40 PM CDT

and the chief opponent was a woman named Margie Patterson. So Jeff Mead put a banner on his building, reading, "Patterson's XXX Porn Gallery." Video here. Via.

Video: Forget racing sausages, here's racing sushi

Posted: 19 Jun 2008 10:36 PM CDT

Here's how the Vancouver Canadians entertain the fans:



Via these sites.

*Previously: Horse sushi.

Shadow of the Colossus Lego creation

Posted: 19 Jun 2008 10:31 PM CDT

Move over Chuck Norris, here comes Barack Obama

Posted: 19 Jun 2008 10:21 PM CDT

Christopher Beam reveals some truths about Barack Obama
Barack Obama says the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE every time he sees an American flag. He also ends every sentence by saying, "WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL." Click here for video of Obama quietly mouthing the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE in his sleep.

A tape exists of Michelle Obama saying the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE at a conference on PATRIOTISM.

Barack Obama has the DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE tattooed on his stomach. It's upside-down, so he can read it while doing sit-ups.

Many more here. Via.

Relatedly, and I don't think this is a joke, Michelle Obama apparently appeared on The View, and very thoroughly emphasized that Obama loooves bacon. (You know, because he's not a Muslim.)

*Previously: Obama, President Of Awesome.

*Buy presidential memorabilia at eBay.

The Clone Wars version of Monopoly will include 6 animated-style figurines

Posted: 19 Jun 2008 10:17 PM CDT



Here's what General Grievous will look like. You can see the entire box top here.

*Find hard to get Star Wars action figures at Entertainment Earth.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull: The Abridged Script

Posted: 19 Jun 2008 10:12 PM CDT

Rod Hilton:
HARRISON packs up props from the prior films, but is interrupted by SHIA LABEOUF.

SHIA LABEOUF
Hey, my mother and John Hurt have been kidnapped. My mom said you'd help me because every great adventure film needs an insufferable douchebag sidekick.

HARRISON FORD
Your mom knew me? Well it seems painfully obvious that you're going to turn out to be my son, then.

SHIA LABEOUF
And yet, that's going to be mentioned later in the movie as though it's some kind of shocking revelation.

Suddenly, more CARTOONY SOVIETS show up and try to kidnap SHIA and HARRISON.

SHIA LABEOUF
Shit, they have guns. What do we do?

HARRISON FORD
Just wait until the movie gets re-released in a few years and they'll be replaced with walkie-talkies.

Read the whole thing. Via.

*Choose from a huge selection of Indiana Jones toys at Entertainment Earth.

Nikki Finke explains why there's been no real talk of a Grand Theft Auto movie

Posted: 19 Jun 2008 10:04 PM CDT

It's because Fox Atomic owns the rights to the Grand Theft Auto movie title - - but their rights are to the 1977 movie Grand Theft Auto, starring, and directed by Ron Howard. According to Nikki, "a supposed legal settlement over the game/movie/title dictates that Rockstar can't make a Grand Theft Auto movie or Corman/Howard/Fox a video game out of the title."

I've actually previously posted the trailer to Howard's Grand Theft Auto.

*Find vintage movie posters at MoviePoster.com.

I'll take your Martian Manhunter riding a unicorn, and raise you a vampire riding a giraffe

Posted: 19 Jun 2008 09:53 PM CDT



Dream Vacation - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

Grendizer/Kewpie Doll Figurine

Posted: 19 Jun 2008 09:48 PM CDT

Amanda Visell's Tic Toc Apocalypse

Posted: 19 Jun 2008 09:38 PM CDT



Go here to see a slideshow showing the paintings and sculptures that will be featured at the show. There's enough here for an entire line of vinyl toys. Above, you see Fallout Dragon. Via.

*Buy designer toys at Fugitive Toys.

Clearance sale at Panik's Toy Box

Posted: 19 Jun 2008 07:11 PM CDT

Endangered Species Icons by Matt Pattinson

Posted: 19 Jun 2008 02:23 PM CDT



Larger version here.