Friday, August 27, 2010

HIPSTER RUNOFF

HIPSTER RUNOFF


over

Posted: 27 Aug 2010 12:48 PM PDT


Might not be worth it any more.
This might be it.
Learned a lot from every one, but maybe this project has run its course.
I’m sorry if I let you down.

goodnight moon
bye

New Sufjan Stevens MP3 sounds like Owl City. Did Sufjy let the entire indiesphere down?

Posted: 27 Aug 2010 08:35 AM PDT

Via: http://stereogum.com/488202/sufjan-stevens-i-walked/mp3s/


In one of the most interesting developments of 2k10.712, Sufjan Stevens released an MP3 off his upcoming album ‘The Age of Ad Sales.’ Many were ‘looking forward’ to this album, since they were promised ‘danceable pop hits’… Unfortunately for most indie blog readers, the MP3 was a ‘huge let down’ as it sounded similar to .

[MP3]
Sufjan Stephan I Walked

Does this sound like ?
Does it sound like ‘low level’ GarageBand Macbook electro?
If u were Sufjan’s abusive father, would u ‘glue a banjo to his hand’, sorta like how Tiger Woods’ dad glued a golf club 2 his hand when he was a kid?
Is Sufjan’s new LP gonna be ‘the biggest letdown’ of the year?
Will his ‘tank job’ top MGMT / M.I.A. / Panda Bear / Avey Tare / ________?
Is 2k10 officially ‘a poo poo bomb’?
Is ‘better than Sufjan’ because he can sell mad records + has a strong tween following?
Will the indiesphere ‘turn’ on Sufjy [via a sub 7.5 p4k rating]?
Is Sufjy committing ‘career suicide’?
Will this album be a ‘bigger let down’ than MGMT? Was this Sufjan’s opportunity to craft 2-3 ‘radio friendly hits’, capitalizing off his Lil Miss Sunshine soundtrack fame?
r u pissed at Sufjy?
R u just gonna listen to “fireflies” and think about how

sufjy – banjo =
sufjy = + banjo
= tween + electro
sufjy = middle american + christian themes
middle america + christian themes = + banjo


does sufjy wish that planet Earth turned slowly?

VIDEO: Unchill AZN Bro showcases mad vocals, sings spooky MP3 in front of a haunted house

Posted: 27 Aug 2010 06:01 AM PDT


Unchill AZN bro
gettin his sing on
with his girl Nico
banging on some sort of xylophone / glockenspiel / MIDI controller

Haunted House in the background
Just another house in suburbia
Neighbors are pissed
Waking every1 up
Distracting every1 from ’2 and a Half Men’ re-runs on Nick @ Nite

HEP CAT
HEE-ee-EE-EEE-P CAT
dun dun DUN dun DUN
You-ooo-OOOH
You need to share me with the werld
You can’t have me tew yerself

mad vocal stylings
Bjork-wave vocals
Showing range
Sounding like some sort of Joanna Newsom-wave artist
with a weirdo voice
except ur an AZN bro

Heard u got a new ‘vintage’ microphone for ur live gig

So unchill
so azn
so unbro
This gimmick srsly ‘ruins my week’ every week
Blog content ‘swirls down the shitter’
as Unchill AZN bro gets more ‘buzz’ for his band

Not sure abt ur new microphone
Is it ‘vintage’?
Do u want to be ‘just like Buddie Hollie [via Weezer]]?
Does this style of microphone better fit ur voice/personal brand?

Still unsure about getting hunfucked.
Need to hunfuck my hep cat
confused
haunted houses

Gonna just get buzzed

Gnite world
Chill vibes are dead.
R I P