Monday, August 23, 2010

HIPSTER RUNOFF

HIPSTER RUNOFF

NSFHumanity: Juggalo women show off their floppy, udder-like titties and huge tummies

Posted: 23 Aug 2010 05:39 PM PDT

Comprehensive Gathering of the Juggalo Pix at:
http://www.drivenbyboredom.com/2010/08/20/juggalo-porn/
Link 2 86 juggalo ‘nudes’: http://www.drivenbyboredom.com/dbb-gallery/juggalonudes


Some photographer bro named ‘Driven By Boredom’ [link] did some embedded journalism, and took tons of pix at the Gathering of the Juggalos. Seems like a dangerous assignment, since it is so lawless there. Feel like any 1 can sell drugs, obtain guns, and even organize a large-scale prostitution pyramid scheme. Seems like it is both ‘heaven’ and ‘hell’, depending on how alt/lawless u r.

Anyways, it seems like the Gathering of the Juggalos is also a chill place where women can walk around shirtless, and men can ‘have a suckle’ whenever they want. Not sure if I really dig these breasts. They all seem to be ‘the complete opposite’ of ‘.’

Seems like her tits are ‘uneven’ or something. Might need to go see Dr. 90210

Seems like a popular summer trend for juggalos is ’stretch marks.’

Cute lil chee-chees

seems hella unchill, like she should ‘put on an effing XXL tshirt’

Having a lil suckle, like any true bro would

Seems to ’still be developing’. Wonder if this ‘nude’ is legal, or if it just counts as a ‘boy’

Just wanna suck on some udder-wave pancake titties

R u hornie 4 juggalo breasts?
Do u think these women need to ‘put on baggy t-shirts’, or has the Gathering of the Juggalos evolved into the modern day Lilith Fair, where women feel ‘free’?
Do juggalo breasts naturally produce Faygo?
Do u think these women will ‘develop diabetes’ soon?
Do u think these women are ‘half cow-half human’ based on their breast structure?
Do u think society is chill because it makes unattractive people wear clothes?
Are juggalos the ultimate alternative spirits since they don’t care about physical appearance + material things?
R u gonna go to the next Gathering of the Juggalos just to see tons of alt titties?
Should Coachella legalize toplessness so we can see some premium alt tit?

Comprehensive Gathering of the Juggalo Pix at:
http://www.drivenbyboredom.com/2010/08/20/juggalo-porn/
Link to 86 juggalo ‘nudes’: http://www.drivenbyboredom.com/dbb-gallery/juggalonudes

VIDEO: Some white guy protests in a Target, chooses to harass an old ethnic checkout lady like an a-hole

Posted: 23 Aug 2010 04:50 PM PDT


Not sure what the hell this bro is trying to do. Apparently there is some huge ‘Target boycott’ going down because TARGET supported some politician who ‘hates gays.’ Feel like ever business has to hate some1, so maybe they should ease up on Target, and instead try to work with them to create a ‘gay friendly’ aisle. Always wonder who actually ‘boycotts’ after hearing these rumors online, but just realized it is people like ‘this guy’ who don’t even really know what the hell they are doing.

Seems like an Angry Gay Man, maybe trying to get a job in politics or something. Seems super awkward. Like what he’s doing probably went ‘right over’ the poor ethnic lady’s head, and she probably just replied with, “uhh… Slide ur card right here, sir.”

Feel like this dude probably ‘paid’ and walked out of the store with his cat food and paper towels. Know he ‘believes in his cause’ or whatever, but if he is trying to go viral, he needs to step up his game, not just harass some old ethnic lady with a red shirt on.

Honestly felt super bad for the cashier. She seems ‘confused’, like she just wants to hurry up and finish her shift, then pick up her grandkids from school, make dinner, and go to sleep.

Seems unreasonable/ totally a-hole of that bro to think that she could ‘deliver a message’ to the CEO of Target. Can’t even imagine that cashier knows how Target’s corporate structure is shaped. If u ‘asked to speak to her manager’, she could probably use the intercom to summon him, but honestly has minimal interest in anything other than ‘being able to cash her paycheck’ every 2 weeks.

Really on #Team_Target on this 1, just because all of these liberals seem pretty unchill. Feel like u should be allowed to protest, but you should probably do so at corporate HQ, instead of going to a franchise in order to abuse the store’s red aesthetic to ’send a message.’ If they really want to send a message, they should probably commit arson, or get a job at Target, then cause a national controversy by putting dead animals into their inventory.

R u tired of youtube protests?
Is Target unchill, or are ‘effing liberals’ unchill?
Does this bro need to step up his meme?
Do yall feel bad for white people who are ‘trying too hard’ to be socially aware, then sorta ‘cross the line’ in a racist kind of way bc they don’t understand ’society’?

NYTimes writes new culture piece on “zero-something” hipsters who opt to skip kindergarten 4 self-discovery

Posted: 23 Aug 2010 01:33 PM PDT

Link: http://www.nytimes.com/2010/08/22/fashion/22Cultural.html


Not sure what the deal with the NYTimes is–is it a news paper, a blog site, or a cultural documentation resource center? Didn’t live in NYC as a kid, so I am not sure if they have always published ‘cultural trend’ pieces that try to explain sociological + generational trends, or if this is just like a modern traffic hoarding technique, like a ’smoke and mirrors’ form of a photogallery. Anyways, it seems like after their hit article about ‘twenty-somethings’ who are in no hurry to grow up, they decided to take it to a new extreme and write a trend piece on ‘zero-somethings.’ Basically just 4 or 5 year olds who are about to start kindergarten, but then due to their own free will, or based on the assessment of their parents choose to ’stay home’ instead of starting kindergarten.

Not sure what’s so difficult about kindergarten. Isn’t that just where they teach u to ‘color inside the lines’ and to ‘wipe ur own ass’? Seems like parents need to stop babying their kids at such a young age, or else they will grow up to be ‘twenty-something hipsters’ who have achieved/excelled within the American educational system, but cant’ really contribute anything to society/earn income.

Kinda seems like both twenty-somethings and zero-somethings are both super lazy, ‘redshirting’ the option of growing up:

AFTER all those attentive early childhood rituals — the flashcards, the Kumon, the Dora the Explorer, the mornings spent in cutting-edge playgrounds — who wouldn't want to give their children a head start when it's finally time to set off for school?

Suzanne Collier, for one. Rather than send her 5-year-old son, John, to kindergarten this year, the 36-year-old mother from Brea, Calif., enrolled him in a "transitional" kindergarten "without all the rigor." He's an active child, Ms. Collier said, "and not quite ready to focus on a full day of classroom work."

"Redshirting" of kindergartners — the term comes from the practice of postponing the participation of college athletes in competitive games — became increasingly widespread in the 1990s, and shows no signs of waning.

Sorta wish my parents considered whether or not I was ‘ready ‘for social interaction before they enrolled me in public school, and made me ride the bus every morning. Seems like they just thought school was a ‘public baby sitting program’ or something, so they just kinda abused it to keep my busy.


Kinda wish I could take ‘transitional years’ regularly, finishing college at age 45. Do u think my parents would be chill with that? Feel like people think they can only ‘take a year off’ during college, but I guess u can do it before kindergarten too.

Did u take a year off during school? Were u ‘held back’?
how old were u when u started kindergarten? Were u an older class bully, or a young, smart bro who deserved to be there?

With the wide age spans in kindergarten classrooms, each new generation of preschool parents must grapple with where exactly to slot their children. Wiggly, easily distracted and less mature, boys are more likely to be held back than girls, but delayed enrollment is now common for both sexes.

"Technically, Lillian could go to kindergarten," Ms. Tayse Baillieul said. Moving her up from part-time preschool would allow Ms. Tayse Baillieul to return to work and earn income. But Lillian's preschool teachers counseled her to hold Lillian back. "They said staying in preschool a year longer will probably never hurt and will probably always help, especially with social and emotional development."

If u had the chance, would u ‘delay growing up’, and start kindergarten at age 10-15?
do u feel like u would be a natural, free, authentic spirit if u didn’t get ur vibes crushed in a public/private educational institution?
Should we all just be homeschooled?

Seems like parents don’t want their younger kids to be influenced by the bullshit consumer trends of older kids in their kindergarten class:

Still, it bothers her that children in the same class are as much as a year and a half older than Clare. "She has friends who are 11 who are going to get their periods this year, and she's still playing with American Girl dolls." Another mother complained that her 4-year-old became hooked on Hannah Montana by her aspiring-tween classmates. A 6-year-old wielding a light saber can be awfully intimidating to a boy who still sleeps with his teddy.

Did yall have ur first period in kindergarten?
Were u worried that u were gonna die?
Wish all humans could mature at the same rate and never die.

Sorta wish my parents started me in kindergarten ‘right out of the womb’ so I coulda gone to Harvard/Yale/The New School/Pratt/something more prestigious than community college:

"Among parents here, there's a tremendous demand for kindergarten earlier," said Eva Moskowitz, founder of the Harlem Success Academy Charter School, which pushed its cutoff back to Dec. 1. "If these parents could start their kids at 2, they would." Not everyone, alas, defines academic privilege the same way.

Wish we could just come up with a rule that solved this societal problem, instead of using the age-old excuse that ‘every1 is different.’ We rlly need to fix this problem before zero somethings become ten-somethings, then those ten-somethings become twenty-somethings.

Is the NY Times ‘killing it’ with progressive journalism, or is this article just made for parents who are taking ‘internet breaks’ to catch up on relevant websites so they don’t feel so isolated from the world in their American dream?
Do u think zero-something kids are ‘ass holes’?
Are they worse than twenty-somethings?
Are parents ‘over-parenting’ and just need to let kids make their own mistakes, even if they are 2-7 years old?
Do parents help to create worthless kids at a young age?
Did u learn everything u needed to know about life in kindergarten?

R u gonna enroll ur zero-somethings/toddlers in school, or just buy them a condo in Brooklyn and let them ‘figure out life on their own’?

Conan O’Brien starts buzzband 2 try 2 be ‘relevant’ with young adults again.

Posted: 23 Aug 2010 08:56 AM PDT

Link: http://www.twentyfourbit.com/post/973384110/conan-obrien-and-they-call-me-mad


Conan O’Brien is a popular television personality from right before the internet took over the way ‘young adults’ consumed media. He was popular with an ‘emerging demographic’, so NBC ‘mortgaged’ their future by promising him a prime late night slot, then young ppl stopped watching TV, old ppl kept watching TV, and Jay Leno was ‘more relevant’ [via TV ratings] than Conan Obby. N e ways, some shit went down and Conan got fired, but young adults on the internet were all pissed, even though they never bothered to watch his show.

It seems like Conan O’Brien is trying to ‘get back into the young adult’ markets by trying to release a buzzworthy CD. Not even sure if I ‘care.’ Kinda over his brand. Honestly makes me feel old. Might get into a younger, hipper youtube-based personality like Tosh O or something. Just want some1 who watches the same web clips I do, instead of trying to be a ’standup comedian.’

r u gonna buy Conan’s buzz CD, or is Conan officially a Cool Dad product?

We knew that a live album wasn't the only recording Jack White and Conan O'Brien put to tape back in June, and now the latest release from Team Coco-White has been unveiled: "And They Call Me Mad?," an "improvised take on the Frankenstein legend" by the former Tonight Show/Late Night host, is now available for pre-order at Third Man Records and will ship out next week.

Did the young adults of the 1990s turn into at a rapid pace?

Will Conan O’Brien’s new buzz CD be reviewed by Pitchfork?
Will he release some new mp3s that can ’save’ 2k10?
Will Conan O’Brien ‘bomb’ on TBS?
Is being on TBS ‘insanely shameful’ [via Very Funny, yall]?
Will George Lopez pull in way more Mexi ratings than Connon?
Should Conan O’Brien retire so he can preserve the legacy of his brand, instead of growing old in2 the unfunny, irrelevant comedian who he h8s?
Were yall on #TeamCoCo, #TeamLeno, or #Busy_on_the_internet, yall–don’t_watch~tv…eff_h8rs ?
Do u feel like ‘tastemaking internet audiences’ should control what is shown on TV, even though they don’t watch TV?
Should they show Mad Men on network TV so that it will get canceled and ’smart ppl/tastemakers on the internet’ will stop talking abt it?

Son drops his Cool Dad’s Macbook, Dad gets hella pissed 4 being ‘pranked’ 4 viral hits

Posted: 23 Aug 2010 06:24 AM PDT


Gddmmt son
Just wanted u to fix my goddamn Macbook
But u had to go and drop my goddamn macbook
U son of a bitch
(divorced ur mother when u were 5)

U seem to have mad computer skills
but wish u hadn’t ‘punked me’
just to ‘go viral’
on an internet full of Mac users

inspiring them to ponder
“What if I dropped my Macbook–would I be able 2 live?’
“Would I be hella pissed?”

Feel like this dad shoulda been more ‘abusive’ of his son
From infancy to puberty to post-tween to gross teen years
Instead of encouraging him 2 pursue computer sciences
Maybe shoulda made him play youth sports
really being psychologically abusive after he had a ‘bad game’

U shouldn’t ‘be bros’ with ur son
That’s the trouble with being a cool dad
U don’t command respect
Ur son just thinks he can ‘be boyz’ with u,
broing down on demand.

Laughing with ur dad
Making him look like a ‘jack ass’
just 2 go viral
tagging the video “EPIC DAD FAIL LULZ MACBOOK”

Should this dad severely punish his son?
Have u ever dropped ur Macbook?
Can u repair a broken Macbook screen?
Are too chill 2 command respect?
Should be more authoritarian just to make sure every1 knows who is paying the bills, planting seeds in wombs, and being ‘the fucking boss’?

Scott Pilgrim tanks even harder, officially one of biggest ‘box office bombs’ of all time

Posted: 23 Aug 2010 06:02 AM PDT

Link: http://voices.washingtonpost.com/comic-riffs/2010/08/box_office_bombing_scott_pilgr.html


From what I understand, Scott Pilgrim is one of the highest grossing of all time. No, not of ‘ticket sales’/money, but of internet buzz. Unfortunately, there isn’t a direct correlation between ‘buzz’ and ‘real money’, so Scott Pilgrim has ‘trended its way’ 2 being one of the biggest box office bombs of all time.

Seems like the movie ‘bombed’ harder in its second week, seeing no bounce/conversion rate [via 'word of mouth' + 'twitter buzz'].

Seems like Scott Pilgrim ‘hasn’t made shit’, and studio executives will make sure that ‘heads roll’:

Last week, “Scott Pilgrim’s” debut was a disappointment. Now, two weekends in, the film can fairly be called a box-office “bob-omb.” Edgar Wright’s movie, based on Bryan O’Malley’s graphic novel series, made a mere $5-million domestically in its second weekend to tank at 10th place, and has now grossed a meager $20.7-million, according to studio estimates.

Here is the trailer, just so yall can re-watch it and think, “ya… knew this 1 wasn’t gonna end well.”

Feel like maybe they shoulda got Macaulay Culkin instead of his lil bro. Woulda probs got mad ‘Home Alone’ user turnover.

Seems like people are more into Sylvester Stallone + action than they are in2 ’shitty tween alt quirkwave comedy action bullshit’:

For the second straight weekend, Stallone’s “The Expendables” was the champ, taking in $16.5-million. The film — which features a crew of such aging action-hero actors as Jason Statham, Steve Austin, Randy Couture, Terry Crews, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger — has now grossed $64.9-million domestically, according to boxofficemojo.com.

Wonder if could ever have a more successful career than ‘Sly.’ Maybe he needs to get super roided up + buff, and then get some chill ass plastic surgery.

Feeling relieved that Scott Pilgrim is ‘officially’ a ‘bomb.’ Feel like disaster this will become a case study on ‘internet buzz’ and how ‘just because alt tweens on twitter tweet abt ur product, it doesn’t mean ur product is actually gonna sell.’

“At the end of the day”, every1 who liked that movie is just gonna have to accept that it wasn’t very good, or else more ppl would have seen it. Consumers respond to quality products, and the numbers just weren’t there for Mike Pilgrim vs the ______.

Is ’s career ‘over’?
Should they have put Scott Pilgrim in 3D to sell more tickets / lose more money?
Did u see Scott Pilgrim? Did it deserve 2 be the #1 movie in America?
Should like this just be shown on the Disney channel?
Should Mikey Cera do something ‘edgy’ to revive his career?
What is Sylvester Stallone’s best movie? Judge Dred or Demolition Man?

Might just go see Vampires Suck. Seems to provide relevant cultural comedy/satire on some of today’s most buzzworthy pop culture topics.