Sunday, August 22, 2010

HIPSTER RUNOFF

HIPSTER RUNOFF

Alt skank vlogs abt her huge, floppy sideboob

Posted: 22 Aug 2010 05:56 PM PDT


Just watched this youtuber vlog about her sideboob, and how it is a relevant summer trend. Sorta vibing out to her ample bosom, wanting to see her in person, and analyze her side boob. Keep watching the video over and over again, hoping I ’see some nip.’ I guess that’s why sideboob is so enthralling–the opportunity to catch a glimpse of the nip.

R u vibing out 2 her sideboob? Did u see nip? Does side boob make u hornier than ‘actually seeing a boob’?

Is alt sideboob a ‘relevant’ alt trend?
If u show off ur sideboob, are u riding the slutwave?

Is underboob mainstream [via huge knockers]?

If ur a girl, do u show off ur side boob(s)?
Did u got off the sleeves + sides from ur shirt?
Do u wear a bra underneath, or just an Am Appy tube thingy?
Is ’showing off sideboob’ 4 sluts?
Do u demand that ur alt GF wears side boob?
Does ur breast have to be “C cup” or under to showcase side boob, or is every girl welcome 2 show off whatever she wants?
Was this a sweet vlog? Does she have a ‘great youtube personality’, or should humans be required to stop vlogging/expanding their youtube presence after the age of 14?
Will the be discovered in their entirety, or will we only catch a side boobian glimpse of them upon discovery?

Group of ‘effing liberals’ ruin chill consumer vibes at Target by ‘protesting’ with a musical flashmob

Posted: 22 Aug 2010 01:05 PM PDT


Just wanted to go to Target, pick up some groceries, snacks, maybe some lunch meat so I can save money during the week by ‘bringing a sack lunch’. Feel like I have tons of solid options at target for healthy, affordable choices. Moderately-fresh produce [via bag of lettuce/spinach]. Three 12-packs of soda on-sale. Milk, juice, ice cream. New toothbrush. Deodorant. Maybe buy a DVD, relevant Top 40 rock album, and a Nintendo Wii game. Could even maybe pick up some clothes that were ‘fashionable, yet affordable.’

Kinda pissed when these ‘effing liberals’ ruin the vibes at my local Target.

It seems like these ‘goddamned hippie liberals’ organized some sort of ‘flash mob’, which is a zany event in a normalized context that no1 is expecting, challenging people’s notion of normalcy/reality, encouraging them to ‘think outside the box’, and analyze society’s forces. Unfortunately, social networking + the opportunity to ‘go viral’ if well-documented has led to a 8000% increase in flash mobs over the last 5-100 years.

Just bummed that these ‘liberals’ ruined my Target-wave vibes. They seem like they are ‘bitter’ or something. Wish they’d just book a 1 way ticket to Granola-ville, Oregon and leave us alone.

I thought I was doing my best, doing a good thing by not shopping at Wal Mart, but I guess not. Not even sure where I should shop. Feel like I want a better experience than Wal Mart, but not sure if it is in my budget to shop at Whole Foods / Trader Joe’s / high end organic wave grocery store. Feels like every store has been branded as ‘evil’ since they sell unhealthy, unnatural food at low prices, and can’t really broker deals with independent farmers who don’t create pricing efficiencies.

Wish the Target Manager had the go ahead to ’shoot-to-kill’ if flashmobs happen in his store. Feel like if I were a Target manager, I would train my employees to go after the cameras, because without a video camera, an internet meme can’t exist.

Not sure what these people are trying to do. Feel like maybe they should get more trivial hobbies, such as ‘crocheting’, playing XBOX360, masturbating, raising spoiled kids, or even watching NFL/NBA. Maybe they could even listen to the occasional buzzband. Wish they would just use social networking for lifestreaming trivial events in their lives’, instead of networking to ‘protest’ in the name of ’social causes.’

Who do yall think u r? How did u turn into a group of protesting humans? Where did u read all of this propaganda?

Why r u forcing ur agenda on me?
Can’t u see that I’m trapped in my life, just trying to do the best I can
riding the middle-class wave
Not rlly even by choice
So why r u harshing my vibes
Trying to make me ’socially aware’

Felt kinda bad for real people who were ‘actually shopping’, buying diapers, baby food, and other items that humans need to ’stay alive.’

Not sure if operating the popcorn machine at Target is even really ur ‘dream career.’ Feel like it is kinda harsh to ‘target’ the employees of a massive retail chain when ur ‘going after the CEOs, etc.’ Feel like maybe u should start mailing bombs to people if u really cared [via the Unabomber].

Seems kinda ‘dick’ for these ‘liberals’ to write a song, choreograph a dance, and then upload this meme to the internet.

What snack do u get when u go to the Target food bar?

Not sure if people even ‘care’ about their cause
or if they just want to ‘go viral’
and be internet famous for 5-10 minutes
Do u think these ‘liberals’ should quit their whining, viral scheming, and ‘great real jobs’?

I think these people were ‘pissed’ that Target didn’t give enough money to Obama or something. Feel like they should chill. Obama got in2 office. Feel like maybe they should just believe in a value-based Lord, and trust that He shall guide reality towards the best possible societal outcomes. Wish they would just ‘give up’ on believing that ppl can make a difference, and just sorta just enjoy life, learning how to express themselves’ via consumer decisions.

Target has some pretty chill prices, but I don’t feel ‘poor’ shopping there. Seems to have a good brand, a logo in Helvetica [via Am Appy]. Gonna go ahead and stay brand loyal to them, since I don’t want to be a ‘poor’ who shops at the WalMart.

Should I ‘boycott’ Target, or will I have to start a farm + harvest my own crops + slaughter my own meat if I continue 2 ‘boycott’ my shopping options?

The retail company Target just gave over $150,000 to buy ads supporting a far-right Republican candidate for governor in Minnesota.

That’s bad enough. But the stakes are much higher than one candidate and one company. If we don’t push back hard, this will just be the tip of the iceberg. Other corporations will learn that they can pour money into elections to buy the outcome they want. So we’re sending a message to Target’s CEO that we won’t shop there if Target continues spending money on elections.

A compiled petition with your individual comment will be presented to Target CEO Greg Steinhafel.

Should humans + companies be allowed to h8 whoever they want, and give money towards building a stronger network of hate if they have worked hard 4 their money [via the American Way]?

Wish I could just buy some Archer Farms products in peace.

Do yall like Target’s Archer Farms generic brand?
Or do u prefer the GREAT VALUE brand of WalMart?

Where do u shop?
R u pissed when companies give money to political parties?
Do u ‘h8 liberals’?
Do these people really need to ‘lobby for gay rights’ or is the whole ‘gay rights thing’ kinda working itself out?
What political party do u associate urself with?
Do u ‘h8 republicans’?
Why do people h8 successful business so much?
Is Target trying to assassinate Obama? [via liberal conspiracy theories]

Should I throw down a flashmob at an Am Appy?
Are ‘outspoken liberals’ the most annoying type of ppl?
Do these people even ‘have a point’, or should they just ’shut up’ and let middle class people chill in their lives?
Is consumerism + influencing political elections with money that u earned even rlly a bad thing?
Do u think these ‘liberals’ wanted some1 ‘more alt’ than Obama to win?

FASHION NIGHTMARE: Michael Cera wears a zany alt outfit, tries to save Scott Pilgrim from tanking

Posted: 22 Aug 2010 11:17 AM PDT

Link: http://www.bestweekever.tv/2010-08-19/the-michael-cera-est-photo-ever-taken/


Just saw this picture of Michael Cera. Not sure ‘wtf he is trying to do’/ who he is ‘trying 2 be.’ It looks like an outfit that a blipster would wear or something. Or maybe something you would wear to the Nick Jr Awards for Tween Idols.
Feel confused. Not sure if he is trying to be ‘more like Michael Cera’ or trying to rebrand himself as ‘post-Michael Cera.’
Maybe he is trying to ‘look older’, like a zany grandpa or something, trying to look like he has dementia.
Seemed chill to use the phrase ‘FASHION NIGHTMARE’ in this headline. Kinda hoping it helps attract new users who are used to ready paper-based magazines where they analyze people’s weight/fashion.

Does Michael Cera look ‘effing hot’ or like ‘an effing nightmare’?
Does Michael Cera look ‘totally hipster’?
Should Michael Cera quit trying to be alt?
Does n e 1 know how the Juno baby turned out [via '16 and pregnant'?]
Was JUNO a documentary or a post-NappyDyna comedy?
Is Michael Cera is trying to ’save’ Scott Pilgrim from being a complete flop, hoping he gets into some headlines? [link]
Was Scott Pilgrim ‘amazing’ or ‘a pile of poop’?
Are all happy that Scott Pilgrim tanked so they will stop adapting zany graphic novels into alt teen ‘offbeat comedies’?
Is Michael Cera a ‘fashion icon’?
Will his career ’swirl down the shitter’ now that Scott Pilgrim tanked, even though it ‘got a lot of buzz on the internet’?

New Toro Y Moi video features a hot altbaguette getting raped + murdered

Posted: 22 Aug 2010 10:11 AM PDT


It seems like ’sex and violence’ are the only things that keep people’s attention in the modern world, so u have to applaud Toro Y Moi for just ‘going 4 it’ with his new video that features some altbaguette getting brutally murdered. Not sure if it is just some zany dream sequence, but honestly could have gone for some brief nudity in this video. Kept waiting for it. Seems chill that he rode the violentwave, but probably shoulda rode it harder. Go ‘darker.’ Sorta like the movie Our Eyes Are Wide Shut, Yall.

Do u think this video is ‘mad authentic’, or did u ‘want something more’ out of it?
Is this video ‘MTV-ready’, or just for ‘assholes who read indie blogs’?

For the video to Toro Y Moi’s latest single “Low Shoulder” the directors Elisha Smith-Leverock and Chris Murdoch have drawn inspiration from everything over pulp magazines and Cinderella to sploshing and mono-brows. It’s a nod to Italo-horror flics form the 70ies and 80ies. It features an appearance by 60ies it-girl Daphne Sherman, wife of the legendary mod taylor Ben Sherman, who stars as a demented ballroom dancing reject/ waitress.

“According to Chaz the song was written for his girlfriend asking her to not fall asleep whilst driving. We based the video on the idea of this sleep-deprived girl calling at a roadside diner for a coffee. Next thing you know she’s semi-conscious and experiencing some really weird sh**”

Low Shoulder was shot in studio and on location at the Marina Cafe on Mare Street, Hackney on a budget of £300.

Not sure how 2 convert £ to $. Seems like some sort of foreign ’savage’/Third World currency. If I had to guess, I would say that this video cost $3,000,000.

Do indie music video directors need to ’step it up’ with their concept pitches?
Is M.I.A.’s “Born Free” the most authentic/buzzworthy music video of 2k10?
Should Toro Y Moi kill more gingers + show more tits & cock?
R u turned on by altbaguettes?
Has Toro Y Moi established himself as the #1 chillwaver?
Will die in 2k11? Did die in 2k9?
Will AnCo write a song called “Eff U, ”?