It’s great to have a girlfriend 2 go home 2 every night and ‘get my fuck on’ with
But sometimes I am 2 hornie 4 my own good need 2 ‘get off’ OnDemand Go out to the club get an ‘uncontrollable hard on’
I turn into an animal who just needs to rub my peen on something until ‘cum’ comes out. Like an animal who doesn’t even know what it means 2 ‘be hornie’ but at the same time knows all 2 well about ‘being in heat.’
Grinding on my GF ‘doggy style’ Bending her over peen between butt cheeks hamburger/hotdog style
2 hornie 4 my own good want to stay young 4evr worried abt growing old + experiencing erectile dysfunction They were the best of times They were the worst of times They were the horniest of times
‘I’m hornie.’ -humans after yall [via HUMAN AFTER YALL [link]]
I am an avid gmail + google user, so I am kinda scared that Google is just harvesting data for the government/China/some sort of illuminati. It seems like some bro who works at Google utilized his position 2 hack into the gmail accounts of teens so he could get turned on. Seemed to be some sort of scary child predator
David Barksdale, a 27-year-old former Google engineer, repeatedly took advantage of his position as a member of an elite technical group at the company to access users’ accounts, violating the privacy of at least four minors during his employment, we’ve learned. Barksdale met the kids through a technology group in the Seattle area while working as a Site Reliability Engineer at Google’s Kirkland, Wash. office. He was fired in July 2010 after his actions were reported to the company
R u worried that a google employee/the government is gonna invade ur private life, expose u, and ruin u? Should I join the social network ashleymadison.com because they are ‘mad private’? Will Google ‘expose’ Tiger Woods?
In an incident this spring involving a 15-year-old boy who he’d befriended, Barksdale tapped into call logs from Google Voice, Google’s Internet phone service, after the boy refused to tell him the name of his new girlfriend, according to our source. After accessing the kid’s account to retrieve her name and phone number, Barksdale then taunted the boy and threatened to call her.
In other cases involving teens of both sexes, Barksdale exhibited a similar pattern of aggressively violating others’ privacy, according to our source. He accessed contact lists and chat transcripts, and in one case quoted from an IM that he’d looked up behind the person’s back. (He later apologized to one for retrieving the information without her knowledge.) In another incident, Barksdale unblocked himself from a Gtalk buddy list even though the teen in question had taken steps to cut communications with the Google engineer.
Worried I’m gonna have to start using Bing/hotmail/msn.com. Afraid that Google ‘knows 2 much’ and hires unchill bros who just want to read all of my gChats. Feeling let down and violated by the Google.
It seems like maybe he wasn’t a ‘child predator’ after all. He was just trying to be a funny lil troll, showing off that he had a ‘bad ass job’ playing ‘God’ via Google:
Our source said Barksdale’s harassment did not appear to be sexual in nature, although his online communication with the minors (such as inviting underage kids to attend to the movies with him) demonstrated extraordinarily questionable judgment on Barksdale’s part. “My gut read on the situation was that there wasn’t any strong sexual predatory behavior, just a lot of violating people’s personal privacy,” our source explained.
Does this bro seem ‘mad alt’? R u a hacker? Do u hope 2 work 4 google 1 day?
R u worried about ur online privacy? Can google ruin ur life? Does Google know more abt u than ur bffs? R u worried that facebook employees are reading ur sext messages/browsing patterns? Should all of ur browsing + messaging information be ‘private’? Do u trust google? which web 2.0 company is ‘a conspiracy’?
Just singing some bro guitar rock gettin kinda spiritual Tons of black kids singing in harmony Helping us 2 get spiritual
We’re the Kings of Bro-on The Lion Kings Jamming hard Drinking some muscle milk + vodka
Needing the Lord 2 save us from the buzz drought of 2k10 Might ‘talk myself in2′ bro rock n roll via the Kings of Leon Think they are ‘close 2 God’ close 2 middle america can probably save us Just want to get rid of our dependency on indie buzz sorta like America’s dependency on ‘foreign oil’
h8 u panda h8 u win h8 u maya h8 u andrew van brogardyner h8 every1 right now
Sad I am blggng abt the Kings of Leon in 2k10 cuz yall can’t even make some solid memes Seriously watching these black kids chill with these white bros
Seems to maybe symbolize how ‘slavery’ ended White guilt Plantation wave lenses /filters
So confused. 2k10 what a bust sad
depressed rlly bummed Kings of Leon playing soccer/spraying black kids with water hoses Feel like this is the equivalent of ‘beating off’ b4 u fall asleep alone
R u vibing hard 2 this song? Are the Kings of Leon ‘mad alt’? Are they the last great indie buzzband? R u pissed at 2k10? Should we all start listening to mainstream rocknroll/slutwave and just ‘forget’ about indie music until 2k11? Are the Kings of Leon ‘the last great American band’?
From what I understand, Toro Y Moi recorded a ‘hella chillwave’ album, but when he performs live, he mixes the best elements of the chillwave electro aesthetic with the ’3 piece fuzzy buzzy band’ aesthetic. It seems like he stopped by some blogger’s house and decided to throw down a sesh and record some mp3s. Always good to get new versions of old mp3. Just want 2 hear bloggable mp3s ‘reimagined’, kinda like in the glory days of the bloghouse remix era. [MP3] Toro Y Moi Blessa (Live @ Daytrotter via fuzzy buzzy aesthetic)
Does this song sound ‘better’ as a lofi Jeff Buckley jam, or do u prefer the chillwave original?
Will “Causers of This” be considered 1 of the “Best albums of 2k10″?
Here is some descriptive paragraph that refuses to use ‘chillwave’ and instead calls his music ‘chillcore’:
The major conflict that Chaz Bundick, the pillar of the chillcore outfit Toro Y Moi, sees is that there’s been a rift in his standard. There have been ripples set in the lake and in his plan, ripples that didn’t used to be there, ripples that he’d like to have picked out and vanquished. The person doing the thinking and speaking on Bundick’s debut full-length as Toro Y Moi, “Causers Of This,” is very familiar with what the standards are, what they’re supposed to be and this makes the ugly changes in them that much more distinct and problematic.
Do u listen to daytrotter sessions? Are they more authentic than the original MP3s? Is Toro Y Moi the most ‘talented’ chillwaver? Which chillwavers is ‘most likely 2 succeed’ [via high school popularity contests]? Should all chillwavers go ‘fuzzy buzzy’? Do u miss Chazzy?
Attending a buzzband show wearing a GENRE SHIRT [via the I AM CARLES BRAND] [via the HRO design studio]
Watching the Vampire Weekend and the Beach House play a relevant show in Chicago
So many entry levelers all around me Wearing generic tshirt, plaids, tank tops But I am the only bro with the genre shirt.
Feel like I really ‘get’ the scene ‘Get’ how buzzbands are manufactured ‘Get’ how we use the internet to spread mp3s have discussions about cultural relevancy genres naming conventions
Still searching searching 4 an authentic bzzbnd searching 4 something 2 save 2k10 waiting 4 2k11
Waiting for the I AM CARLES store to re-open to waste money on conceptual merch Just want a tshirt with words/kewl designs on it so ppl know that I listen 2 bands/read buzzblogs
Do u own a Genre shirt? If u wear an I AM CARLES shirt in public, are u ‘authentic’ or ‘entry lev’? Have u ever seen some1 wearing an I AM CARLES product? Is it ‘authentic’ to stand in the front at a relevant alt concert? Does this bro seem ‘chill’ or ‘vibe harshing’?
